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Tonight: On the fifth anniversary of January 6th, Theo Jesterfield revisits a planned insurrection Donald Trump pointed at the Capitol on live TV. Trump eyes Greenland like a hostile acquisition, the DOJ releases less than one percent of the Epstein files and calls it transparency, the NRA sues its own charity, and Dan Bongino fights Matt Gaetz online like democracy’s unpaid intern. Congress defunds public broadcasting and calls it patriotism. Accountability hides. Memory refuses. Strap in. History doesn’t forget—no matter how hard they try.

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Tonight: Theo Jesterfield watched Donald Trump treat war like a stock tip, Congress like an inconvenience, and transparency like a rumor. Wall Street chased regime change profits, the Pentagon misplaced millions of munitions, Elon Musk automated exploitation, and the Epstein files disappeared into a mystery warehouse. Meanwhile, the flu bulldozed the country while Americans debated vaccines with vibes. Your markets juiced. Your oversight missing. Your republic wheezing. Strap in. January already poured a double.

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Tonight: Theo Jesterfield placed odds on Donald Trump’s prime-time address and liked his chances of starting a new hemisphere-sized mess. Epstein files loomed, and Ghislaine Maxwell rediscovered faith in courts. Dan Bongino ditched the FBI for the mic. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez beat JD Vance in a poll and didn’t bother to whisper it. Mike Johnson lost control of his caucus over healthcare math. Robert F. Kennedy Jr. punished pediatricians for language while kids lost care. Your republic, wobbling. Your news, weaponized.

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Tonight: Trump grades his economy “A-plus-plus-plus-plus” while half the country hunts sofa cushions for rent. Leavitt demands louder worship as workers bleed, the DOJ hands out “Deportation Judge” internships, and Congress weaponizes the NDAA to pry loose Pentagon’s “double tap” video. Preventable child deaths climb for the first time in 25 years, Boston immigrants are yanked mid-oath, and the Ellisons want Paramount, HBO, CNN, and DC Studios. Chaos, cruelty, and corporate singularity—your news, served bitter.

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🎧 “Batshit Minority Broadcast (High-Voltage Panic Mix)”

A frenetic, jet-fueled playlist for a nation ricocheting between propaganda, price spikes, and constitutional cosplay. Tracks include:

• “Cannibal Threats & LinkedIn Sales Funnels”
• “Herd Resurrection Séance (USDA Remix)”
• “Ghost Parent Protocol”
• “Sedition Wi-Fi Dropout”
• “Birthday Canyon National Monument (Extended Grift Cut)”
• “Haunted DOJ Pop-Up Installer”

Perfect for doomscrolling at unsafe speeds while America insists everything is “under control.”

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🎧 “Authoritarianism for Dummies (feat. The Ketamine Kid)”

A chaotic mix of malfunctioning institutions, collapsing agencies, and grifts wrapped in red, white, and blue. Tracks include “Prosecution by Vibes,” “Berserker with Wi-Fi,” “Farm-to-Table Incompetence,” and the chart-topping scam single “MAGA Phone (Remix – Stolen Samsung Edit).” Perfect for doomscrolling through another day in the Upside-Down Republic.

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