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A news headline show for people who love to hate the news and hate to love the news.Art by Cory Drake. Hosted on Acast. See ... more
FAQs about Nightly News Roundup:How many episodes does Nightly News Roundup have?The podcast currently has 314 episodes available.
March 24, 2026Nightly News Roundup for March 24, 2026Trump held a press conference and declared victory over Iran four times in thirty-nine minutes while also wanting a ceasefire, not wanting a ceasefire, and sending Marines with no boots on the ground; a white plumber with an associate degree is now running Homeland Security because DEI is the problem; the president mailed his ballot two days after calling mail-in voting cheating; he ordered Republicans to kill the DHS deal on Sunday and signed it on Tuesday because his ICE agents couldn't find a bomb in a diaper bag; and a dead pilot tried to warn us about LaGuardia months ago and someone filed it and went to lunch. Tape rolls. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....more6minPlay
March 24, 2026Nightly News Roundup for March 23, 2026Donald Trump broke the airports, then deployed ICE agents who can't screen luggage to fix them; the administration paid a French oil company $928 million to stop building wind farms, announced the death of subsidies with a straight face, and called it energy independence; Iran and America are either negotiating or lying about negotiating while 2,000 people are dead and Jared Kushner holds the pen; Russian intelligence defeated the entire U.S. security apparatus with a fake help desk email; the Navy shipped 4,200 Marines toward a war it won't name while calling the deployment routine; the Pentagon recruited civilian volunteers to do ICE data entry by comparing deportations to wildfire relief; and a conservative magazine founder proposed a constitutional coup — with a Democrat as VP — as the last sane off-ramp anyone could find. Tape rolls. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....more6minPlay
March 18, 2026Nightly News Roundup for Mar. 17, 2026Donald Trump got ghosted by all thirty-two NATO allies for a war he started, then declared he never needed them — from inside a meeting with Ireland, a country not in NATO; the administration's anti-war conscience turned out to be an antisemite, which tracks; the president who ran on ending migrant farm labor quietly slashed migrant farmworker wages to fix the shortage his deportations caused; Jeanine Pirro went on Fox News to beg viewers to become federal prosecutors because the DOJ fired everyone with a résumé; Mike Johnson asked for $16.5 billion to restock munitions for a not-war that Congress never authorized; a Republican subpoenaed a Republican over Jeffrey Epstein files that implicate people nobody wants to name out loud; and DOGE fired the exact officials whose only job was preventing what's currently happening in the Strait of Hormuz. Tape rolls. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....more8minPlay
March 13, 2026Nightly News Roundup for Mar. 12, 2026Tonight: A ghost supreme leader nobody's seen since his own coronation choked off 20% of the world's daily oil supply, Energy Secretary Chris Wright told America it's a "weeks not months" problem while Brent crude screamed 25% higher and Bahrain declared force majeure, Sen. Ron Johnson single-handedly killed the Major Richard Star Act because a $39 trillion debt he helped build suddenly became a moral emergency, DHS purged three officials for refusing to forge federal records — and the whole thing started because one CBP officer did her job correctly, someone drove a mortar-loaded vehicle into a Michigan synagogue with a preschool inside and got shot dead by the building's own security, and thousands of white South Africans are fleeing to the country Donald Trump insists is persecuting them, as 3,500 Afrikaners fly the other direction toward the chaos those thousands are escaping. Tape rolls. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....more6minPlay
March 12, 2026Nightly News Roundup for Mar. 11, 2026Tonight: Donald Trump called a 12-day Middle East war a "short-term excursion" while simultaneously declaring "we haven't won enough" and suggesting Iran bombed its own girls' school with an American Tomahawk missile, Pete Hegseth gutted civilian casualty protocols in the name of lethality and the Pentagon's own investigators concluded outdated U.S. targeting data killed 165 children in Minab, a DOGE staffer allegedly walked out of the Social Security Administration with 500 million Americans' records on a thumb drive headed for a private employer, BlackRock locked the exits on a $26 billion fund and reminded the private credit industry that illiquid means illiquid until it means insolvent, James Comer demanded Epstein accountability on Fox News while surgically removing the names "Donald Trump" and "Bill Barr" from the sentence, and a federal jury watched video evidence and convicted all three Alexander brothers on every count while Kash Patel's assurances about the Epstein files dissolved in real time. Tape rolls. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....more7minPlay
March 11, 2026Nightly News Roundup for Mar. 10, 2026Tonight: Donald Trump launched a war via Truth Social and called it a "short-term excursion" while his own Pentagon declared it had "Only Just Begun to Fight," Pete Hegseth's department spent $98,000 on a grand piano and $6.9 million on lobster tail during the same month he called fat generals unacceptable, a Trump-appointed judge found ICE formally adopted racial profiling as policy and wrote 111 pages explaining why that's a problem, Kash Patel purged 300 counterterrorism agents and ISIS promptly reminded New York City why that matters, Kristi Noem got fired for a $222 million contract nobody approved and Corey Lewandowski is next in line to deny everything, and Eric and Don Jr. are invested in drone companies holding Defense Department contracts in a war where drones are deciding outcomes. Tape rolls. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....more5minPlay
March 09, 2026Nightly News Roundup for Mar. 9, 2026Tonight: Donald Trump described an active war on Iran as a "short-term excursion" while claiming veto power over Tehran's next supreme leader, Lindsey Graham threatened Saudi Arabia for refusing to fight the war he lobbied Trump to start from a golf course, the White House spiked a joint FBI-DHS-NCTC terrorism bulletin warning of Iranian proxy attacks on U.S. soil because the writing needed work, Trump held the legislative calendar hostage to a voter suppression bill stuffed with trans sports bans, Mehmet Oz declared 23 million insured Americans too many and set his target at 19 million, Claudia Sheinbaum reminded Trump's counter-cartel summit that American guns arm 75% of the cartels Trump wants to eradicate, and ICE is tracking protesters in real time using commercially purchased data after the Senate killed the one bill that would have required a warrant to do it. Tape rolls. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....more7minPlay
March 07, 2026Nightly News Roundup for Mar. 6, 2026Tonight: Russia handed Iran the GPS coordinates of American troops while Pete Hegseth called Moscow "not really a factor," the U.S. military acknowledged it likely killed 160 people — including scores of schoolgirls — in a strike the Pentagon described as "probably ours," the economy shed 92,000 jobs while December's reported gains quietly became losses and Scott Bessent changed tariff policy mid-week for sport, the Justice Department "discovered" 15 FBI files it previously swore didn't exist detailing a woman's allegations that Donald Trump sexually assaulted her at 13, Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski both got fired while the pilot Lewandowski fired over a missing blanket got reinstated, Kuwait ran out of oil storage because the Strait of Hormuz is a war zone and Doug Burgum described the administration's response as "a series of ideas," and Donald Trump announced a 100,000-seat stadium beside the White House for a UFC fight on his birthday while the Rose Garden remains pavement. Tape rolls. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....more6minPlay
March 06, 2026Nightly News Roundup for Mar. 5, 2026Tonight: Donald Trump fires Kristi Noem — who oversaw the shooting deaths of two American citizens, conducted a public affair with her married senior adviser, and administered polygraph tests to staffers she didn't trust — and rewards her with a made-up diplomatic title before nominating the only sitting senator without a bachelor's degree to run the fourth-largest federal agency while the country is four days into an unauthorized war, Congress votes 219-212 to let that war continue without authorization or stated objectives while Mike Johnson describes congressional oversight as the reckless option, Trump announces he expects to personally select Iran's next supreme leader and cites Venezuela as his proof of concept, 357 members of Congress vote to permanently seal their own sexual misconduct files eleven minutes after a sexual assault survivor forced the vote while a colleague whose staffer died by suicide welcomes the Ethics investigation, gas prices spike 27 cents in a week and the president who won on kitchen-table economics tells Americans "if they rise, they rise," and Mississippi exempts college athletes from state income tax while the nurses and teachers who actually live there keep paying theirs. Tape rolls. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....more6minPlay
March 05, 2026Nightly News Roundup for Mar. 4, 2026Tonight: Mike Johnson stands before reporters and announces the United States is not at war with Iran four days after the president named the operation, promised American casualties, and the Defense Secretary used the word "war" on camera twice before lunch, Pete Hegseth screens periscope footage of a torpedo splitting a ship carrying 180 people and describes the 148 deaths as a "quiet death" because that is the man running the Pentagon, the Justice Department releases 2.7 million Epstein documents and quietly pulls the 47,635 pages involving the sitting president for "further review" on a deadline that keeps sliding, Republicans subpoena their own attorney general for hiding files their own president's law required her to release and Pam Bondi responds by offering to brief a few of them at a time in a room with no cameras, the United States bombs Latin America for the 44th time and marks the occasion with a Pentagon hype video and no congressional authorization, Penn Wharton puts the Iran war tab at $115 billion and climbing toward $275 billion for a conflict the president describes as lasting "a little while," and Thomas Fugate — 23 years old, former grocery clerk, one year removed from college — runs domestic terrorism prevention at the Department of Homeland Security while the country is four days into a war that everyone but the Speaker is willing to name. Tape rolls. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....more6minPlay
FAQs about Nightly News Roundup:How many episodes does Nightly News Roundup have?The podcast currently has 314 episodes available.