Nightly News Roundup

By Jason Thompson

A news headline show for people who love to hate the news and hate to love the news.

Art by Cory Drake.

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Nightly News Roundup episodes:

February 10, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Feb. 9, 2026
Tonight: Seattle wins with spreadsheet football, Ghislaine Maxwell mimes Omertà on Capitol Hill, Steve Bannon gets his sins dry-cleaned, RFK Jr. plays arsonist-in-chief of public health, Trump’s spies ghost Section 702, Minneapolis test-drives martial law lite, and a subway horse has the best commute in New York. Outrage with a laugh track. Tape rolls.

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February 07, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Feb. 6, 2026
Tonight: Trump scrubs ape memes from his feed as staffers play scapegoat, Congress napkin-scribbles Epstein's elite rot, measles feasts on anti-vax buffets from SC to Utah, NYC rediscovers warrants, Navy brass flew Lolita Airways, Trump grifts the IRS he owns, Dow dances while the dollar dies. Outrage opera, unplugged. Tape rolls.

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February 06, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Feb. 5, 2026
Tonight: Trump cheers the dollar's dive as economic genius, orange phantoms haunt Epstein's stairs, jobs freeze in shutdown snow, Tulsi Gabbard crashes FBI raids, Big Tech outsources privacy to DHS subpoenas, Trump auctions tunnels for ego plaques, and Hillary dares Comer to Epstein C-SPAN. America's infrastructure of outrage—rhythmic edition. Tape rolls.
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February 05, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Feb. 4, 2026
Tonight: California redraws democracy with a buzzsaw, Trump nationalizes elections and rationalizes executions, Bezos fires half the newsroom to “save” it, ICE lawyers melt down in real time, Minneapolis bleeds under federal “soft touch,” and the White House builds a ballroom “for national security.” It’s America’s weekly nervous breakdown—brought to rhythm. Tape rolls.
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February 04, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Feb. 3, 2026
Epstein stalls, QAnon implodes, CBP crooks, ICE massacres, Iran buzz-saws, Trump arches—America's meat-grinder circus spins wild. Theo skewers the shitshow. Tape rolls. 🎪🔥💥
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January 30, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Jan. 29, 2026
Cabinet snubs, Super Bowl retreats, Swiss bribes, bombastic Iran plots, IRS revenge suits, greenback gutting, Ukraine gaffes, Epstein stalls—Mar-a-Lago’s meat balloon orchestrates empire’s clown parade. Tape rolls.

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January 29, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Jan. 28, 2026
Syringes, Schrodinger's Wars, and Gun-Nut Revolt

Tonight: Kazmierczak's syringe jihad on Omar, Rubio's maybe-invasion of Venezuela's oil, Google's $68M snitch-bot payoff, Trump's $12M Jan. 6 money trail, Iran armada threats post-Midnight Hammer, ICE invades consulates, and Trump flips Second Amendment script on Pretti—NRA bites back while hypocrisy explodes. Tape rolls.

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January 27, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Jan. 26, 2026
Blood, Ice, and Backstabs

Tonight: Trump discovers gun control by ventilating the permit holder, and the NRA finally blinks. ICE shock troops develop consciences while Minnesota sues for a look at its own bloodstains. The South freezes in deregulated darkness, Ted Cruz records a GOP murder‑suicide pact, and Gregory Bovino learns he’s just another name on the sacrifice list. Tape rolls.

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January 23, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Jan. 22, 2026
Tonight: Smith’s ghost haunts Trump’s Congress encore, Gaetz’s rape shrug from Florida suits, Uvalde jury crowns cop inaction. Castle Rock kills duty-to-protect myth; Clintons-Epstein subpoena bonfire roasts D.C. elite. Patel clout-chases Kirk’s blood, ICE axes warrants for door-kicks. Law’s carcass picked clean. Tape rolls.

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January 22, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Jan. 21, 2026
Tonight: ICE terrorizes brown badges, Maine moose hunts migrants, Epstein PDFs rot in redaction hell. Clintons contempt-circus with bipartisan blood; Trump trades tariffs for frozen NATO turf. FBI guts WaPo reporter's life, DOGE peddles grandma's data to coup clowns. Tape rolls.
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FAQs about Nightly News Roundup:

How many episodes does Nightly News Roundup have?

The podcast currently has 314 episodes available.