Nightly News Roundup

By Jason Thompson

A news headline show for people who love to hate the news and hate to love the news.

Art by Cory Drake.

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January 30, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Jan. 29, 2026
Cabinet snubs, Super Bowl retreats, Swiss bribes, bombastic Iran plots, IRS revenge suits, greenback gutting, Ukraine gaffes, Epstein stalls—Mar-a-Lago’s meat balloon orchestrates empire’s clown parade. Tape rolls.

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January 29, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Jan. 28, 2026
Syringes, Schrodinger's Wars, and Gun-Nut Revolt

Tonight: Kazmierczak's syringe jihad on Omar, Rubio's maybe-invasion of Venezuela's oil, Google's $68M snitch-bot payoff, Trump's $12M Jan. 6 money trail, Iran armada threats post-Midnight Hammer, ICE invades consulates, and Trump flips Second Amendment script on Pretti—NRA bites back while hypocrisy explodes. Tape rolls.

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January 27, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Jan. 26, 2026
Blood, Ice, and Backstabs

Tonight: Trump discovers gun control by ventilating the permit holder, and the NRA finally blinks. ICE shock troops develop consciences while Minnesota sues for a look at its own bloodstains. The South freezes in deregulated darkness, Ted Cruz records a GOP murder‑suicide pact, and Gregory Bovino learns he’s just another name on the sacrifice list. Tape rolls.

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January 23, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Jan. 22, 2026
Tonight: Smith’s ghost haunts Trump’s Congress encore, Gaetz’s rape shrug from Florida suits, Uvalde jury crowns cop inaction. Castle Rock kills duty-to-protect myth; Clintons-Epstein subpoena bonfire roasts D.C. elite. Patel clout-chases Kirk’s blood, ICE axes warrants for door-kicks. Law’s carcass picked clean. Tape rolls.

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January 22, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Jan. 21, 2026
Tonight: ICE terrorizes brown badges, Maine moose hunts migrants, Epstein PDFs rot in redaction hell. Clintons contempt-circus with bipartisan blood; Trump trades tariffs for frozen NATO turf. FBI guts WaPo reporter's life, DOGE peddles grandma's data to coup clowns. Tape rolls.
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January 21, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Jan. 20, 2026
Tonight: A wheezing Mar‑a‑Lago Meat Balloon marks his first anniversary with a racist scrapbook and no gas in the hate tank. DOJ turns the First Amendment into a tripwire for Tim Walz, Jacob Frey, and the widow of Renee Good. Detroit gets “defeated” inflation and weaponized spreadsheets. Measles speedruns South Carolina. Civil rights prosecutors walk. The UN declares global water bankruptcy. Scott Bessent thinks your parents own twelve houses. Tape rolls.

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January 20, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Jan. 19, 2026
Tonight: Greenland threatened over a bruised Nobel ego. ICE gassed protesters, blamed cameras, and DOJ chased hymns. Trump built a peace board and invited Putin. Suicide data vanished. Epstein files stayed sealed. The Fed lawyered up. MLK got a holiday while civil rights got repo notices. Accountability lagged. Tape rolls.
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January 16, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Jan. 16, 2026
Tonight: Native Americans detained as aliens, treaties ignored, Homeland Security confused by names. Epstein files “glitched” into oblivion while survivors stayed visible. ICE killed, Trump threatened the Insurrection Act, Minneapolis swarmed. Healthcare arrived as bullet points. Greenland got tariff-blackmailed. NATO blinked. Fraudsters drove Porsches. Accountability buffered. Tape rolls.

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January 15, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Jan. 14, 2026
Tonight: 4,500 ICE names queued, DDOS storms maybe Russian, Homeland Security panicked. Senators folded for Trump in Venezuela, Greenland jets deployed, NATO trained while the Arctic froze. NASA nuked the moon, Americans split pills. Comer lost it on Clinton, Epstein files stayed buried. FBI raided a Post reporter. Robin Kelly impeached Noem. Accountability? Theater. Tape rolls.
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January 14, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Jan. 13, 2026
Tonight: Trump lies about the economy while groceries testify otherwise. Iran blinds protesters and cuts the internet. AI threatens blackouts so servers can keep drooling. ICE kills Renee Good and calls it enforcement. Prosecutors quit rather than prosecute widows. A synagogue burns from hate. Claudette Colvin remembered too late. America keeps the lights flickering. Tape rolls.

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How many episodes does Nightly News Roundup have?

The podcast currently has 309 episodes available.