Nightly News Roundup

By Jason Thompson

A news headline show for people who love to hate the news and hate to love the news.

Art by Cory Drake.

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Nightly News Roundup episodes:

February 17, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Feb. 16, 2026
Tonight: Federal agents execute citizens then hide the evidence, Trump rages at California's climate diplomacy from his nursing home, billionaire donors offshore Ohio while preaching America First, the FBI seizes Georgia ballots to relitigate 2020, DHS builds dissident databases with tech company cheerleaders, Ohio senators pocket Epstein money then vote to bury the files, and RFK Jr. torches vaccine innovation because brainworms make policy now. Democracy's in hospice care. Tape rolls.

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February 14, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Feb. 13, 2026
Tonight: Minneapolis murders meet Munich getaways, ICE agents perjure for sport, Trump pardons corpses and cocaine cowboys, aircraft carriers pretend diplomacy works, Western states delay drowning, Noem turns DHS into influencer content, and Norway's Nobel chief vacationed at Epstein's rape island. Consequences took the long weekend, carnage clocks in. Tape rolls.
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February 13, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Feb. 12, 2026
Tonight: RFK Jr.'s relapse politics, Pam Bondi’s espionage cosplay, Kushner’s nuclear vanity projects, Kristi Noem’s QVC border theater, and lasers vs. balloons in El Paso. Democracy’s on bathroom break — tape rolls.
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February 12, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Feb. 11, 2026
Tonight: Bondi vs. Epstein’s survivors, National Guard ghost withdrawals, Gallup pulls the plug on America’s vital signs, Trump’s Venezuela smash‑and‑grab hits an oil veto, and Jeanine Pirro’s sedition circus dies in the grand jury room. Outrage engineered for hate‑lovers. Tape rolls.
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February 11, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Feb. 10, 2026
Tonight: Epstein Island Family Lunch, Billionaire Redactions, Vance's Sweatshop Speech, Trump vs. Hockey Bridges, EPA Kills Climate Science, Vetting John Busted for Hookers, DHS Shutdown Poker. Outrage engineered for hate-lovers. Tape rolls.
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February 10, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Feb. 9, 2026
Tonight: Seattle wins with spreadsheet football, Ghislaine Maxwell mimes Omertà on Capitol Hill, Steve Bannon gets his sins dry-cleaned, RFK Jr. plays arsonist-in-chief of public health, Trump’s spies ghost Section 702, Minneapolis test-drives martial law lite, and a subway horse has the best commute in New York. Outrage with a laugh track. Tape rolls.

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February 07, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Feb. 6, 2026
Tonight: Trump scrubs ape memes from his feed as staffers play scapegoat, Congress napkin-scribbles Epstein's elite rot, measles feasts on anti-vax buffets from SC to Utah, NYC rediscovers warrants, Navy brass flew Lolita Airways, Trump grifts the IRS he owns, Dow dances while the dollar dies. Outrage opera, unplugged. Tape rolls.

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February 06, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Feb. 5, 2026
Tonight: Trump cheers the dollar's dive as economic genius, orange phantoms haunt Epstein's stairs, jobs freeze in shutdown snow, Tulsi Gabbard crashes FBI raids, Big Tech outsources privacy to DHS subpoenas, Trump auctions tunnels for ego plaques, and Hillary dares Comer to Epstein C-SPAN. America's infrastructure of outrage—rhythmic edition. Tape rolls.
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February 05, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Feb. 4, 2026
Tonight: California redraws democracy with a buzzsaw, Trump nationalizes elections and rationalizes executions, Bezos fires half the newsroom to “save” it, ICE lawyers melt down in real time, Minneapolis bleeds under federal “soft touch,” and the White House builds a ballroom “for national security.” It’s America’s weekly nervous breakdown—brought to rhythm. Tape rolls.
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February 04, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Feb. 3, 2026
Epstein stalls, QAnon implodes, CBP crooks, ICE massacres, Iran buzz-saws, Trump arches—America's meat-grinder circus spins wild. Theo skewers the shitshow. Tape rolls. 🎪🔥💥
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FAQs about Nightly News Roundup:

How many episodes does Nightly News Roundup have?

The podcast currently has 309 episodes available.