This week’s contenders: Thanksgiving Dinner vs. Thanksgiving Leftovers, Black Friday vs. Cyber Monday, Teaming with a 7-foot Tall Turkey or 10 Pilgrims, Football vs. The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, The First Thanksgiving vs. The Last Thanksgiving

This week’s contenders: Great Comedic Timing vs. Great Comedic Miming, Cosmic bowling vs. Disco Roller-skating, A lion with no front legs vs. A Camel, Would you rather be an Animorph or a Transformer.

This week’s contenders: Donald vs. Daffy, Puns vs. Memes, Physical vs. Mental eliteness, PSAs vs. Commercials, Surf Ninjas vs. Killer Shrews

This week’s contenders: Flashlights vs. Candles, The Late Great Lazy Costume Off, Trick-or-Treating vs. Halloween Party, Being a Mummy vs. Being a Wolf Man, The Munsters vs. The Addams’ family.

This week’s contenders: Beetles vs. Rolling Stones, Ska vs. Smooth Jazz, T-Rex vs. Pterodactyl, Pittsburgh’s Primanti Bros. Sandwich vs. Philadelphia Cheesesteak, US vs. THANKING YOU!

This week’s contenders: Sandwiches vs. Casseroles, Gladiator Candyland vs. Gladiator Shoots and Ladders, Gangnam Style vs. Dragostea Din Tei, Tiny Rhino vs. Giant Armadillo, Grammar Nazis vs. Grammar Terrorists. 

This week’s contenders: Santa’s elves vs. Tolkien’s elves, Samurai vs English Knight, Parkour foot chases vs. Car chases, Grizzly Bear vs. Silverback Gorilla, Life narrated by Morgan Freeman vs. Lord of the Rings-esque soundtrack.

This week’s contenders: Keanu Reeves vs. Taylor Lautner, COBRA Command (G.I. Joe) vs. Cobra Kai (Karate Kid), 5 years in a Zoo vs. 5 months in Prison. $1000000 to spend on Shoes or Cheese, Wearing an Eternal Aluminum Shirt vs. Talons for Hands.

This week’s contenders: Bill Goldberg (The WCW) vs. Greg Goldberg (The Mighty Ducks), Chinese food vs. Mexican food, Being tossed into Hornets vs. Shot into Brick Walls, Being surrounded by semis vs. Being stuck in traffic.

This week’s contenders: Dubstep vs. Dubbed movies, Free beer vs. Good beer, Being the greatest magician vs. The worst wizard, Dr. Who vs. The Who, Expendables vs. Guardians.