This week’s contenders: Keebler Elves vs. Oompa-Loompas, Legos vs. K’Nex, A Disney Baseball Showdown, Carrot Top vs. Tom Bombadil.

This week’s contenders: Undersea gold mining vs. Old-school prospecting, Utilikilts vs. Jeggings, Eternal bloody nose vs. Eternally peeing your pants, KIA Hamsters vs. Hotels.com, the Roaming Gnome, and Priceline Negotiator.

This week’s contenders: The world’s greatest roller coaster vs. The world’s greatest lazy river, Tom Cruise (actor extraordinaire) vs. Tom Kruse (inventor of the hover round), Jurassic Park (movie) vs. Jurassic Park (experience),  EA Games vs. The Devil.

This week’s contenders: Gummi Bear skin vs. M&M Candy-coated skin, Twitter Credibility vs. Facebook Credibility, Elephant Trunk vs. Gorilla Arms, ESSAY CONTEST DISCUSSION

This week’s contenders: East Coast vs. West Coast, Oversized belt buckles Vs. Plaid old man suspenders, Look like Jar-Jar vs. Sound like Jar-Jar, Salsa vs. Guacamole.

This week’s contenders: Wilson from Cast Away vs. Wilson from Home Improvement, The Game of Thrones vs. Jumanji, History’s Edwards vs. History’s Jacobs, Eternal Misspell vs. Singing Fingers, Most Painful Mosh Pit vs. Smokiest Hookah Lounge.

This week’s contenders: Papa Aslan vs. Papa Mufasa, Roach Man vs. Gila Man, Marrying Rosie O’Donnel vs. Cthulhu, Friend-zone vs. Squirrel-zone. 

This week’s contenders: Waterslides vs. Trampoline, GIRL SCOUT COOKIES BATTLE ROYALE, Entrance fog vs. Entrance theme, Save system vs. Item management, Laura Croft: Womb Raider

This week’s contenders: Ping Pong: Thor and Loki vs. Dionysus and Hades, Mumford & Sons vs. Sanford and Son, Water cooler malt liquor vs. Extremely casual Fridays, Who’s the worse best friend: Eugene from “Hey Arnold” or Doug Funny from “Doug”

This week’s contenders: Flowers vs. Chocolate, Secret Crushes vs. Hatentimes, Being single on Valentine’s Day vs. Being in a relationship, Winking flirtatiously after every sentence vs. Being completely mentally sound except unable to use faucets.