This week’s contenders: Pumpkin Spice Lattes vs. Uggs, Sleeping on a bed of nails vs. a bed of burning coals, Possessed by the ghost of Patrick Swayze or Jim Varney, Five minutes to say whatever you want to Miley Cyrus now or in 2008.

This week’s contenders: Tire Swing vs. Tree House, Glitter Sneeze vs. Sneeze Cusser, Audiobooks vs. Podcasts, Speeder Bikes vs. Tauntaun.

This week’s contenders: Elephant in the Room vs. Monkey on Your Back, English Dragon vs. Chinese Dragon, Teen Girl Handwriting vs. Cargo Shorts, Cuttlefish vs. Cuddling Fish. 

This week’s contenders: Knights vs. Vikings, Fighting Fat Albert or Simon & Garfunkel, Milk Date vs. Food Thief, Vegan vs. Bug Eatin’.

This week’s contender’s: Salty vs. Sweet, Naked Class Dream vs. Unprepared Final Dream,  Brunch vs. Fourthmeal, Versus vs. WYR.

This week’s contenders: Bacon vs. Breakfast Sausage, Who would you rather have jump out of a cake naked: Salvador Dali or Weird Al Yankovic, Fighting your 19-year-old self or four of your 5-year-old self, Megashark vs Megabus.

This week’s contenders: Giant house but eternal bachelor vs. Tiny house and happily married, Mythbusters vs. Ghostbusters, Hard Shell Taco vs. Soft Shell Taco, Hayden Christensen or Jake Lloyd after Star Wars Episodes I-III.

LIVE SHOW! This week’s contenders: Ex Beer vs. Kennywood Hitler, No Cell Phone vs. No Thumb, North West vs. Blue Ivy, Poutine vs. Pierogies, Flood vs. Dog Sled, Video Games vs. Pot Roast, Sharktopus vs. Platypus-Wolverine, Ferris Wheel vs. Movie Theater.

This week’s contenders: Antlers vs. Constantly smelling like cheese, R&R vs. D&D, Jo-Ann Fabrics vs. Tiger Macy’s, Master Chef vs. Gordon Ramsey.

This week’s contenders: Imperial China vs. Victorian Britain, Packing Peanuts vs. Bubble Wrap, DDR vs. Guitar Hero, Drifting In Space vs. Wandering the Sea.