This week’s contenders: Shoulder Monkey vs. Psychic Crow, Wedgies vs. Lockers vs. Swirlies, No Music vs. No Internet, 80 Fingers vs. 80 Toes.

This week’s contenders: Vinyl vs. The Cloud, Monsters vs. Robots, Healing vs. Teleportation, Snake-tongues vs. Lobster Claws.

This week’s contenders: Apples vs. Androids, Oven Mitts for Hands vs. Rollerblades for Feet, Ronald McStalker vs. BK StalKing, The Smallest NFL Player vs. The Tallest Soccer Player.

This week’s contenders: Turkey vs. Bald Eagles vs. Doves, Marrying Captain America vs. Uncle Sam, Stars vs. Stripes, Overeating vs. Overdrinking, Blueberry Pie vs. Liberty Jello.

This week’s contenders: Parking Tickets vs. Speeding tickets, Storm Troopers vs. Koopa Troopas, Owner of a broken heart vs. Owner of a lonely heart, Ancestor time travel vs. Grandchildren time travel.

This week’s contenders: Ropes Courses vs. Paintball, Sunshine vs. Incandescent Light Bulbs, 3-Musketeers Candy Bar vs. the Three Musketeers, Hunt & Gather vs. No food choice what-so-ever.

This week’s contenders: Morning vs. Evening Showers, Shmanderson Spongebob Anderson vs. Walmart iPod Anderson, Calvin’s Hobbes vs. Winnie the Pooh, ApocaLIPS vs. ARMageddon.

This week’s contenders: Bocce vs. Croquet, Buzzed/Hungover vs. Blackout Drunk, Wrist Watch vs. Pocket Watch, Diamond Chip & Colgate.

This week’s contenders: Monocles vs. Bifocals, Gaston vs. Jafar, Tie-Breaking Votes vs. Ineffectual Votes, Cooling your jets vs. Holding your horses.

This week’s contenders: Sailor Scouts vs. PowerPuff Girls, Constantly Miming vs. Constantly Juggling, Foosball vs. Air Hockey, Rugrats vs. Muppet Babies