This week’s contenders: Letters! Murder Train vs. Spiritual Tracks, Radagast Hair vs. Bald Head Tattoo, Movies vs. Advice, LotR vs. Anime, Tweets vs. Spam, Intro vs. Outro, Runs vs. Puns, Podcasts vs. Tea. Also, ranch.

This week’s CHRISTMAS contenders: Scrooge vs. Grinch, Toboggan vs. Inner Tube, Santa’s Elves vs. Legolas, Decking the halls vs. Trimming the tree, Season’s greetings vs. Happy holidays.

This week’s contenders: Cozy by the fireplace vs. cozy in a blanket fort, 40% off vs. BOGO, Stranded in the middle of a desert vs. The middle of an ocean, Super spy vs. Super fly.

This week’s contenders: Pimping your ride vs. buying a new car, Social IQ vs. Music IQ, Aladdin cosplay vs. John Van John cosplay, Zee vs. Zed, A small group of large cowboys vs. A large group of small cowboys.

This week’s contenders: Disappointing road trip vs. Thanksgiving alone, Turducken vs. Fried Turkey, Drunkle & Hamma vs. Kid’s table, Buckles vs. Feathers.

This week’s contenders: OZ vs. Narnia, Han Solo vs. Blondie, Tootsie Pop vs. Blowpop, Air Bud vs. MVP.

This week’s contenders: Frisbees vs. Boomerangs, Croissants vs. Biscuits, Forever reading aloud vs. Written tourettes, No cutting or shaving of hair vs. Forever tiara. 

This week’s HALLOWEEN contenders: Being pursued by the world’s skeletons or A crafty shape shifter, Pumpkin porch or Pumpkin head, Haunted house vs. Corn maze, Zombie date or Ghost date (dad). 

This week’s contenders: Hair made of cotton candy vs. Mustache made of twizzlers, Time-Turner vs. Luck Potion, Part cat vs. Part dog, Doctor vs. Lawyer vs. Indian Chief.

This week’s contenders: Fruit Roll-Ups vs. Fruit by the Foot, Boba Fett vs Dog the Bounty Hunter, Water Balloons vs. Snowballs, Model Railroader vs. Model/Railroader.