This week’s contenders: Dude vs. Man, Breaking dead vs. Walking bad, Infinite awesome ads vs. Zero ads, Underwear made out of Legos vs. Underwear made out of Velcro.

This week’s contenders: The lawnmower vs. Twerking, Tom Cruise using only one hand vs. Bruce Willis tied to 100 lbs, Celebrity guests vs. Corporate sponsors, Darth Vader vs. Darth Maul.

This week’s contenders: Drive-in movies vs. Drive-in diners, Snorks vs. Fraggles, Pigs on your knees vs. Ducks on your fists, Who would you rather be roommates with: SWAT Cats or Battletoads?

This week’s contenders: Personal storm cloud vs. Living in the subway, Tank tracks for feet vs. Hooks for hands, Would you rather be unable to ask questions or unable to answer them, Great player on an awful team vs. Awful player on a great team.

This week’s contenders: Would you rather be Cap’n Crunch or Captain Planet, Riding a bear with Gatling guns vs. a T-Rex with armor, Basketball guarding everyone vs. Dikembe Mutomboing all children, Laughing while dying vs. laughing yourself to death.

This week’s contenders: Wario vs. Waluigi, Last Train to London vs. Midnight Train to Georgia, American Ninja Warrior vs. American Podcast Warrior, and Tyler, Jordan, & Kevin Read a Website.

This week’s contenders: Longboarding vs. Being able to control peanut butter, Being a lion with dreadlocks vs. A Rastafarian with a mane, Having a foreign exchange student vs. Being a foreign exchange student, Godzilla vs. Cthulhu.

This week’s contenders: Genie vs. Leprechaun, Doors vs. Windows, Having an itch you can’t scratch vs. Frequent hiccups, Cold vs. Room-temperature ketchup.

This week’s contenders: Would you rather have everybody laughing at you or everybody crying when you walk into a room, Selfies vs. Using fail as a noun, Angry Birds vs. Flappy Bird, House vs. Castle.