This week’s contenders: Heelys vs. Rip-Sticks, Inception machine vs. Total Recall machine, Doritos Locos Taco vs. KFC Double Down, Conan O’Brien vs. Conan the Barbarian, Live Action Mighty Ducks vs. Animated TV show Mighty Ducks.

This week’s contenders: Traveling through time vs. traveling through space, Stranded with Napoleon Bonaparte vs. Napolean Dynamite, Biggest fairy vs. Smallest man, Only being able to shout vs. Only being able to whisper, Scooby vs. Snoopy.

This week’s contenders: Sunflower Seeds vs. Peanuts, The Joker vs. Darth Vader, Creepers vs. Aliens, The Flash vs. Spider Man, Horse chestnuts vs. Water chestnuts.

This week’s contenders: Simpsons vs. Futurama, Blind vs. Deaf, Air Bud vs. Homeward bound, Floods vs. Droughts. 

This week’s contenders: Post-zombie apocalyptic city vs. countryside, Changing the world but having the credit stolen vs. Being a world-renown dumbo, TV & Movies or Video Games having never existed, Being an unknown deity vs. A worshipped mortal.

This week’s contenders: Summer Olympics vs. Winter Olympics, 1992 Dream Team vs. 1980 ‘Miracle on Ice’ team, Modern Olympics vs. Old School Greek Olympics, Being an Olympic coach vs. an Olympic athlete, and THE LATE GREAT OLYMPIC EVENT REVIVAL.

This week’s contenders: Hogwarts vs. Starfleet, Andrew Jackson vs. Theodore Roosevelt, Netflix vs. HULU, Being the most popular executioner vs. The least popular monk, Being completely hairless vs. The hairiest dude ever.

This week’s contenders: Fireworks vs. Fires, Independence Day vs. The Patriot, Sparklers vs. Poppers, Bald Eagles vs. The Stars and Stripes, United States of America vs. Planet Earth, FOURTH OF JULY SPECTACULARTHON.

This week’s contenders: Mariachi band vs. Bagpipe players, Hair slicked back (50’s greaser style) vs. Hair parted to the side (Richie Rich style), King of the Seas vs. King of the Trees, Coughing vs. Sneezing, Sleep talking vs. Snoring.

This week’s contenders: Ring of Power vs. Horcrux, LBJ vs. LeBron James, Hats vs. Suspenders, Bagels + Cupcakes vs. Doughnuts + Muffins, Elephant trunk vs. Giraffe neck.