This week’s contenders: Soup vs. Salad, Lost vs. 24, JRPGs vs. MMOs, Mr. T vs. Chuck Norris, Living with a super positive person vs. Living with a super negative person.

This week’s contenders: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs. Power Rangers, Jeans vs. Khakis, Texting vs. Calling, Nerf Guns vs. Water Guns, Hangin’ with Dumbledore or Gandalf.

This week’s contenders: Frodo vs. Skywalker, Coffee vs. Tea, Old people vs. Young people, Cash money bling bling vs. Credit & debit, Mr. Rogers vs. Betty White.

This week’s contenders: Mullets vs. Comb-overs, You might be a redneck jokes vs. Yo mamma jokes, Miss Piggy vs. Slagathor! the Destroyer, Centaur vs. Liger. Jordan don’t got no tonsils!

This week’s contenders: Covered in Goo vs. Smelling of Rot, Cookie Monster vs. Pac Man, High Five vs. Fist Pound, Pigeons vs. Seagulls, Sitting next to a mother with a crying baby vs. Someone chain smoking in your face.

This week’s contenders: 1 Polar Bear vs. 50 Koala Bears, Fan art vs. Fan Fiction, Dying Happy vs. Dying Happily, Dustin Hoffman’s Captain Hook vs. Tim Curry’s Long John Silver, Losing a drinking contest vs. losing an eating contest.

This week’s contenders: Deep sea danger vs. Deep space danger, Sir William Shakespeare vs. Dr. Seuss, Losing an arm vs. Losing a leg, Ranch vs. Hot Sauce, Wearing a suit for the rest of your life vs. wearing pajamas for the rest of your life.

This week’s contenders: Romantic Comedies vs. Romantic Dramas, Valentine’s Day vs. St, Patrick’s Day, Cupid vs. the Easter Bunny, Candy Hearts vs. Candy Corn, Pepé Le Pew vs. Helga Geraldine Patacki.

This week’s contenders: A world without Peanut Butter vs. A world without Jelly, The Godfather vs. Scarface, FOOTBALL VS. FOOTBALL, Thin crust vs. Thick Crust, Cold Feet vs. Hot Seat.

This week’s contenders: Triscuits vs. Wheat Thins, Robin Hood vs. James Bond, Beautiful but Tasteless vs. Talented but Mean Looking & Smelly, CDs vs. MP3s, Being Covered in Glitter vs. Covered in Sand.