This week’s contenders: Year of Summer vs. Year of Winter, Jack Sparrow vs. The Dread Pirate Roberts, Baths vs. Showers, Time Travel to the Past vs. The Future, Batman vs. Superman

This week’s contenders: Paper vs. Plastic, Zero Privacy vs. Solitude, Sequels vs. Remakes, Pokémon vs. Digimon, Dementors vs. Ring Wraiths.

This week’s contenders: Hamburgers vs. Hot dogs, Patrick Stewart vs. Patrick Swayze, Dickensian vs. Kafkaesque, Reg Soda vs. Diet, Hearing animals’ thoughts (but they secretly hate you) vs. Spooning with a leprechaun.

This week’s contenders: Home Alone 2 vs. Mental Stability, 10 Lords a Leaping vs. 11 Pipers Piping, Eggnog vs. Fruit Cake, Icicle Lights vs. Inflatable Decorations, Real Tree vs. Fake Tree, 1966 Grinch vs. Grinch 2000.

This week’s contenders: Buff Squirrel vs. Rabid Raccoon, Being a Wizard vs. Meeting a Doctor, Bieber vs. Nickelback, Hipster vs. Emo, Burning vs. Freezing.

This week’s contenders: Blonds vs. Redheads, Hot Pizza vs. Cold, Disillusioned vs. Disenfranchised, Arnold Schwarzenegger vs. Sly Stallone, Unicorns vs. Pegasus.

This week’s contenders: Catz vs. Dogz, Formspring vs. Hunger Games vs. Harry Potter vs. Twilight, Candies vs. Cakes, Lawyer vs. Rapper.

This week’s contenders: Moving vs. Fluarrhea, Mario vs. Sonic, Desserted Island vs. The Ghost of Rocky V, Bread Bowls à la Mode.

This week’s contenders: Pennies vs. Toothpaste, McDonalds vs. Burger King, Hobbits vs. Ewoks, Apples vs. Oranges. Special guest: better mic quality, smaller file size.

This week’s contenders: Waffles vs. Pancakes, Zompocalypse vs. Ice Age, Sockdals vs. Crocs, Baby vs. Gammy, “Wookie Life Day, leather pants.”