No Chill Enneagram: Watch Party

No Chill Enneagram: Watch Party

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  • WE'RE BACK, AND WE’RE THIRSTY!!!

    Look, everyone knows a person cannot survive on bread alone. They also need money to buy that bread. And depending on their type, they also need water, or coffee, or Fruity Sweet Juice (TM).  

    On this BONUS edition of No Chill Enneagram, Bethany and Richard reunite to discuss the future of No Chill Enneagram and rundown the ideal drink for each type.  

    Want continued access to these kinds of bonus episodes, AND to support our show and ensure it's ongoing success??? Ratings and reviews are so two-thousand and late. Here's a link to our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/nochillpodcast

    21 min
  • Introducing: Haiku News
    Hi! We thought your No Chill Enneagram shaped hole in your heart might have left some room for a new podcast where you process the news through poetry.
    I dunno, just a guess.
    Anyway, here's Richard to explain what on earth this weird idea is, followed by a little glimpse of what it sounds like.
    Subscribe to Haiku News today!
    Haiku News Episode title:
    "April 8-12: A week of equivocation."
    7 min
  • FINALE PT 2: WE'RE ALONE WITH ALL OUR DOUBTS AND FEARS!!!

    Don’t cry little buddy. Sure, No Chill Enneagram is going away for a while, but it’s not like there aren’t 463 other enneagram podcasts out there for you to peruse. You’ll be just fine, we’re sure of it. Sometimes, though, we’re not fine. Not in the least. And we want to be honest about that - in a funny way? So for the last half of the finale we dimmed the lights, eschewed the guests, and had some real-talk about our lives, our hopes, our dreams, and the various ways we make ourselves miserable. Also we type like 7 million reviews, because we made a promise. Bethany will miss helping you guys. Richard will miss being known by you. Both of them will miss making a show with each other. We’re not going to beat around the bush here. Bethany and Richard are sad about this. BUT - the next season of No Chill Enneagram will be here before you know it, like a budding rose on a bright summer day, which i dunno if that’s a real thing but they are nice words that I strung together. Anyway. Watch this space. Next season you’ll have a role to play beyond giving us stars so we type you. In the meantime, take the time to seek out some other podcasts, like: The MillEnneagram for Idiots and Coffee Journey (Typology). We hear it’s ok.

    1 hr 2 min
  • Finale Pt 1: THIS WAS NOT A DUMB IDEA FOR A PODCAST!!
    The Enneapocalypse has begun. It's the final count-down before we rebuild again for season 2.
    It's the end of the NCE world as we know it, at least for now, and we feel fine. Or at least, we'd like to convince ourselves we do. In reality, we're freaking out a little bit, not the least of which because we still have something like a MILLION reviews to type in one single season finale.
    ALSO: we need to catch up with all of our new friends we've made this season! So we spend time talking to our own artist extraordinaire Matt Metcalf, and our podcast frenemies from The Enneacast, Jesse Eubanks and Samantha Stevenson.
    OH AND DON'T FORGET: We need to give one more F-U to the enneathought, because come on guys, you're just messing with us aren't you
    Augh, and we wanted to have all these deep convos about what we've learned and and and and... ok well we'll just have to save the rest for part two.
    We're not ready to let go quite yet, so enjoy part one of an epic sign-off.
    1 hr 17 min
  • 9: I HAVE STRONG OPINIONS BUT THEY ARE A SECRET!!
    Maybe you’ve heard of Sleeping At Last. He’s kind of a big deal, and HE HAS A NAME THANK YOU VERY MUCH. It’s Ryan.
    Anyway, Ryan was relieved to find out our show is not very serious, so we cornered him and forced him to rail against the Transformers movies, which he absolutely did not do to an adequate degree.
    STILL: There’s a lot of fun stuff in this episode, like a deep conversation about what it’s like to be a successful, artistic, productive nine, and what it feels like to have your songs featured on, like, a billion episodes of Grey’s Anatomy.
    ALSO: We know you’re anxious to hear Ryan’s song about 8s, so we gave him a little help and wrote the lyrics for him. He was astounded by our artistic prowess.
    Listen to this episode, then go listen to Sleeping At Last some more, then come back and listen to this episode again, then go listen to Sleeping At Last one more time, then listen to your mother on the phone, she misses you, then listen to this podcast again.
    1 hr 13 min
  • 8: I'M PISSED, SOMEONE GET ME A PUPPY!!!!
    If you know who Chris Heuertz is, you are the right amount of obsessed with the enneagram. You will also be shocked to hear that he voluntarily guested on No Chill Enneagram. We can't explain it either. The enneagram works in mysterious ways.
    When you have someone as wise as Heuertz, you ask the important questions like "The enneagram is so hot right now, how annoying is that??" and "How can we become enneagram experts, in like the next 5 minutes, and could you get us a certificate or something?"
    PLUS: Chris explains why the number we ranked lowest in our first episode (so sorry) gets a bad rap.
    AND: We give Chris the opportunity to take over the show. Does he embrace unchecked power? Let's find out together...
    YOU WON'T BELIEVE: Chris types reviews with us, and masterfully so. Oh, and he says enneagram slang can happen, so that settles that.
    58 min
  • THE 2018 NO CHILL ENNEAWARDS!!!!
    If there’s one thing the enneagram community was missing, it’s an arbitrary and misguided awards show. But don’t worry! Richard is a 4, so he’s all about finding what’s missing and trying in misguided ways to fill that unfillable void.
    So here we are: the inaugural No Chill Enneawards!
    This episode, we unveil a new logo, and we bring on the person who created that masterpiece! Our favorite third wheel, Matt Metcalf, joins us to pick apart the nominees for awards like “Best Type 3 of 2018,” “Most Chill,” and “Best Enneagram Twitter Gif Account.”
    Give it a listen, and expect to explode with rage and/or frustration at your favorite famous person being slighted for something that never really mattered in the first place!
    (especially if you’re very invested in Taylor Swift)
    1 hr 19 min
  • No Chill Enneagram Saves Christmas!!!!
    No Chill Enneagram is here to end the war on Christmas once and for all!!
    This week, Bethany drops in on the Clark household IN THE FLESH, you know, just for fun, all the way from Portland. They hang out and build snowmen and then record a podcast or two together.
    They're joined by Richard's wife, Jennifer, the 6 in the house to discuss the holiday season.
    We also read Christmas ennea-grams from our listeners, guaranteed to warm the cockles of your heart, which isn't as gross as it sounds.
    Also, yes, we went there: we typed Santa. The answer is definitive.
    ANNNNNND: We type Christmas traditions. You'll never guess what a gingerbread house is.
    PLUS: The enneagram gift guide!
    FINALLY: Need help surviving the season? We've put our heads together to come up with some good ways for each number to survive.
    We're going to get through this, together.
    1 hr 10 min
  • 7: I'M NOT FLIRTING WITH YOU, I'M JUST BEING NICE!! GOSH!!!
    This week, we talk to musician and enneagram 7, Jonny Barahona (pronounced... beautifully), about what it's like to be the life of the party, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. WE'RE TAKING EVERYONE AND GOING TO KARAOKE AND YOU CAN JUST DEAL WITH IT, CHERYL!! AND IF YOU TELL ME TO GET SOME REST ONE MORE TIME I'M NEVER COMING TO YOUR BACHELORETTE FINALE PARTY AGAIN!
    PLUS: Remember back when Bethany and Joy Beth decided 2s should NEVER date 4s? Well two can play at that game. Guess what number 7s should never date????
    AND: We do some weird stuff, just to mess with Jonny. Silence, Sports, So on.
    BUT FIRST: The Stairwell Saga. Gripping!
    1 hr 1 min
  • 6: THE WORLD IS ON FIRE AND I'M JUST TRYING TO KEEP EVERYONE ALIVE!!
    This week, the dynamic enneaduo welcome Emily Lund, a six who keeps moving to new places all by herself, which means she's up for a challenge, that's for sure!
    PLUS: The news is killing us all. We run down how each number can cope with a brutal news cycle.
    AND: Yeah, we did that - we ranked the enneagram numbers again, this time on a scale of most to least trustworthy! This stuff is important, someone's got to do it.
    FINALLY: We figured out why 50% of the earth's population are 6s! Tune in to find out!
    NO BUT FINALLY FOR REAL NOW: Probably that statistic is totally false, if we had to guess. We think some monk somewhere made it up just to mess with us.
    1 hr 11 min

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We can't stop talking about the enneagram, so we started a podcast to get it all out of our system. No Chill Enneagram: Watch Party is a safe space for ennegram and pop culture fanatics. Each week,…

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