No Chill Enneagram: Watch Party

No Chill Enneagram: Watch Party

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  • Black Lives Matter.

    We don't have much to say beyond that in this moment, but here are some podcasts and books that do:

    Podcasts:

    • Sounds of Justice
    • Truth’s Table
    • Pass the Mic
    • 1619
    • Code Switch
    • United We Pray


    • Books:

      • The Color of Compromise - Jemar Tisby
      • The New Jim Crow: Mass Incarceration in the Age of Colorblindness - Michelle Alexander


      • Finally, we recognize that our audience may not all be on the same page regarding these issues. If that is the case for you, we sincerely recommend starting here: White Fragility: Why it's so hard for white people to talk about racism. The print version is sold out, but the Kindle version has INFINITE COPIES available.

        7 min
      • No Chill Coronagram: The "Bleep You Enneathought Spectacular!!"

        In these uncertain times, the last thing we need is some do-gooder newsletter telling us how to feel or what to do. That’s why we’re aiming all our firepower at the Enneathought Bot who won’t leave us the bleep alone for just one bleeping day!!

        If you’re not familiar with the Enneathought, imagine getting a fortune cookie fortune sent straight to your email inbox every day, only it knew you well enough to make you feel like crap, and also doesn't read the room AT ALL. 

        With the help of Fun Sexy Bible Time’s Casey Haas (an Enneagram 5!), we bring some of the worst Enneathoughts to the table and tear them to shreds.

        48 min
      • CHRIS HEUERTZ: "THIS EXISTENTIAL RESTLESSNESS IS ME!!"
        Look, here's the deal: sometimes we're overcome by a global pandemic. Happens to the best of us. And then you know how it goes. You find yourself trapped in your home for literal MONTHS on end, and in the meantime you realize that everything you thought you knew about humanity and community and social assumptions is wrong.
        All of that happens. So who you gonna call? Chris Heuertz, of course! He's the author of just-released The Enneagram of Belonging, and the host of the brand new podcast that was accidentally perfectly timed for the pandemic: Enneagram Mapmakers.
        Okay, but what would you talk to Chris about, if you had the chance? Maybe you'd just want him to tell you it's going to be okay, or more importantly, that YOU are okay, right now as you are.
        Maybe you want to ask him "Enneathought is out of control, right??" and hear what he has to say.
        Or maybe you need him to help you empathize with Captain America. Because it's hard for everyone right now. Even superheroes need a break.
        1 hr 5 min
      • 8: I HAVE THE CONFIDENCE OF A MEDIOCRE WHITE MAN!!!!
        It’s about that time! Yep, it’s time for an enneagram 8 to dispel all the myths about 8s in one fell swoop, and single-handedly set us straight! And somehow, we felt good about it!
        Let’s be honest, sometimes the enneagram can be so white. Karen González, a writer, speaker, and immigrant advocate tells us why the enneagram seems so dominated by the majority culture, and that leads to a whole wild conversation about nature/nurture/sexism/racism/existentialism just kidding about that last one.
        Karen González just does stuff! She was exactly what we need right now.
        BUT ALSO: 8’s in stress can be paranoid, secretive, and fearful! It’s a whole thing! Find out more.
        OH, AND: What enneathoughts make Karen FURIOUS?
        PLUS THIS: We type The Good Place characters! This was inevitable.
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        Want more NCE? Find bonus segments, behind the scenes nonsense, and more at our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/nochillpodcast
        1 hr 7 min
      • No Chill Coronagram: HOW CAN I HELP!!

        We’re all in this together, but in what exactly? Like, what are we all trying to do again? We can’t exactly go hug everyone or help them in any physical way. So WHAT ON EARTH ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO TO HELP!!  There are exactly 9 answers to this question. We run down them all with special guest, Jennifer Clark.

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        Want more NCE? Find bonus segments, behind the scenes nonsense, and more at our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/nochillpodcast

        37 min
      • COVID-19: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!! ARE YOU OKAY!?!?!!

        We know when we're needed, so we did what it took to record a very timely bonus episode about living with the Corona Virus. 

        We talk about what each number does when confronted with a worldwide pandemic and touch a little bit on existential dread. FUN!! 

        1 hr 12 min
      • 1: IF I BUY THIS ORGANIC DAIRY I’M HURTING BABY COWS!!!
        This week, we speak to Natalie Schlabs (RHYMES WITH SLABS, DUMMY!), a Nashville singer-songwriter who battles her inner critic like a dang warrior whenever she gets on stage. But it’s ok, she’s got that 7 energy to help her out when things get too real.
        We talk about the multi-layered perfectionism of 1s, why she’s always yelling about dishes, and why starting a Kickstarter is just too much man (kickstartnatalie.com!!!)
        ALSO:
        We run down stage-craft for every number. You’ll NEVER GUESS which number just wants to hide once they’re up there, ok yes you will.
        PLUS: Type your baby in the womb! Yes, it’s possible! (no, it’s not, but maybe it is????)
        ALSO PLUS: An EXCLUSIVE clip of Natalie’s upcoming single, which is a totally platonic ode to podcast friendship!!
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        Want more NCE? Find bonus segments, behind the scenes nonsense, and more at our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/nochillpodcast
        1 hr 14 min
      • 2: YOUR CRISIS IS NOT MORE IMPORTANT THAN MY SLEEP!!!!

        If you've never heard of a "Fat Activist," you're about to! Amanda Martinez Beck, the author of Lovely and the co-host of the Fat and Faithful podcast, is one of those, and she has a lot of really smart and wise things to say to EVERY SINGLE NUMBER about the lies they believe about their bodies. Yes, even 4s. 

        We also talk about why 2s are constantly answering personal questions by talking about their family members, how marathons can kill you, and why talking about bodies is so dang awkward in the first place.


        ALSO: Bleep you, enneathought. You're a jerk. 

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        Want more NCE? Go check our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/nochillpodcast

        53 min
      • 4: ARIANA GRANDE TRULY UNDERSTANDS ME!!

        Sure, Michael Wear may have directed faith outreach for President Obama’s historic 2012 re-election campaign, served in the White House faith-based initiative during President Obama’s first term, and written the acclaimed book "Reclaiming Hope," but probably more important than any of this stuff is that he's a HUGE Ariana Grande fan, and an enneagram 4.

        That's why we had him on to geek out on both subjects - we stay away from that politics thing for the most part, and focus on what really matters: "Thank u, next," and why an enneagram 2 could never write a song like that.   

        FEATURING:   

        Nixon? Why he's a classic non-resourceful four.   

        An Ariana Grande Song for every type!  

        Why 4s wash the dishes so dang much!

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        Want more NCE? Go check our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/nochillpodcast

        Find out more about Michael Wear here: http://michaelwear.com/ 

        1 hr
      • 9: MY WISDOM IS A SNEAK ATTACK!!!!

        Maybe you know Beth McCord as Beth McCord, or maybe you know her as YOUR ENNEAGRAM COACH, the one on Instagram gettin’ all up in your brain. This episode, we pick her brain about:

        Stress numbers, HOW DO THOSE WORK!!

        Enneagram Blind Spots!!

        See the Enneagram 9 SNEAK ATTACK in action!!

        Let’s say coaches were coaching a team made up of one single number, what is the optimal way they should coach? PRACTICAL!!

        ALSO: Beth waltzes onto our podcast and savages Richard, just roasts him completely, you’ll never see him the same way again. He’s burned up and gone now.

        For more Beth McCord Brain Dumping, or for the Marriage Story enneagram talk we mentioned in this episode, check out our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/nochillpodcast

        52 min

      About No Chill Enneagram: Watch Party

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      We can't stop talking about the enneagram, so we started a podcast to get it all out of our system. No Chill Enneagram: Watch Party is a safe space for ennegram and pop culture fanatics. Each week,…

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