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  • The Homebrewery: Maker Part 7 ft. Companion NPCs “Instead of Oscars They Should Be Called Willems”

    If we haven't convinced you to try out Maker by now, we probably won't... so here's the last Maker episode! Also featuring 3en's D&D 5e Companion creator for simplified party NPCs!


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    43 min
  • C&D MiniGame: Chubacabra Hunt "Not As Terrifying--WHAT"

    Welcome to another C&D Minigames, where we play short oneshots and solve MetaMysteries! It's another Themes From A Hat where 3en has a great time and Derek has a great time but also struggles to guess the MetaMystery.


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    49 min
  • The Homebrewery: Maker Part 6 "www.3enIsGonnaMakeTheWebsite.com"

    "It's CHONKERS Vs UNCLE GRANDPA live on the No Dice Podcasting network! Get your tickets/downloads now! And tune in next week for CHONKERS Vs UNCLE SAM & UNCLE BEN as the BATTLE OF THE LIGHTNING DOJO continues!" -Overproduced Monster Truck Rally Announcer Voice


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    53 min
  • The Homebrewery: Maker Part 5 "Stop Calling It A Hadouken"

    Ado abounds as Derek is introduced to Maker level 5 and Chonkers is introduced to the Order Of Odd Uncles. Other possible episode titles were “Instead of Listening to Me, I can see Derek in our shared Doc just select all the things I’m about to say” “Pa Da Pa Pa Pa… Wendy’s” and “Best Kind of Potato”. We hope you enjoy.


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    55 min
  • The Homebrewery: Maker Part 3 “If You Have A Friend Or Loved One Who Is Getting Really Into Making Bread, They Are Desperately Crying Out For Help”

    Another day, another DnD flavored commuter podcast. Except this time, it's 3en teaching you and Derek part 3 of the Maker Class.


    We rarely do fact checks here, but today we'll do one: despite what our literal jokes would suggest, 3en at least has in fact been meeting with a mental health professional and highly recommends that all with the means to do so, well, do so. And encourages those currently without the means to be on the look out for future opportunities. Finding a good therapist can be life changing.


    And as always, we run on social interactions and money, so if you like what you hear and want more and also better, hit us up on Twitter @ActuallyNoDice and subscribe to a tier at patreon.com/actuallynodice.com!


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    53 min
  • The Homebrewery: Maker Part 2 "I Would Like A New Player"

    3en drags Derek through even more of a pseudo-campaign as Derek learns the beginning levels of the Maker Class! Check our Twitter at the end of the series for all the Maker Class specs.


    As always, we run on social interactions and money, so if you like what you hear and want more and also better, hit us up on Twitter @ActuallyNoDice and subscribe to a tier at patreon.com/actuallynodice.com!


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    57 min
  • The Homebrewery: Maker Part 1 (Feat. Starborne) "There Has Got To Be A Sparknotes Version of This..."

    In the podcast debut of THE HOMEBREWERY, 3en (re)introduces Derek and the audience to some new og homebrew: a race called Starborne and the smallest part of a class called Maker. We're doing new stuff, but we're definitely the same goobers, so we hope you like it! Here's a link to 3en's D&D Beyond homebrew race Starborne!


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    56 min
  • Dimensional Treasure #9 "You May Not Be Single Right Now, But Neither of Us Know"

    3en and Derek spend their entire recording time struggling to make a good extro for the podcast. Here some of their attempts...


    Also, according to a quick Google search, the average person goes to the grocery store 1.6 per week.


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    10 min

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Welcome to our pocket dimension of the internet! We are No Dice, we love worldbuilding jokes and making each other laugh! Join our shenanigans through our flagship show Chaos&Dragons (Season 1…