No Dice

Brace yourself for some Dimensional Treasure, with full episodes starting to drop next week!

We totally forgot that we weren't done with The Thorax, so we'll sit tight on DT1 for now, but don't you worry, 3en and Derek are up to their shenanigans again, that's for sure.

Written and recorded by 3en, a synth variation of the Chaos&Dragons Theme in 4/4.

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Among numerous sidebars, 3en and Derek talk PC backstory about DRK, Derek's longest running PC, who's fully making his way into the podcast for Chaos&Dragons Season 2: Dimensional Treasure.

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In the finale of Derek's first go as a DM, the duo get their final jokes in before agreeing to never do this again. Just kidding. And Derek does a better job of wrapping up a season than Ben, so there's that too!

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Spider Grandpa milks his Wild Shape for all it's worth as Derek leads him through an excessively specific final floor plan. Ben's voice holds out as long as it can, but his allergies are perhaps exacerbated. For more and better future content (and less sniffles), subscribe to our patreon.com/ActuallyNoDice and follow us @ActuallyNoDice on Twitter!

Note: We realize the quote that we named the previous episode after doesn't actually appear until this episode, but we haven't changed it because we don't want to.

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Uncle Grandpa faces his oldest nemesis, doors that he can't see the other side of, while Derek is face to face with his greatest nemesis, magic. Also, people who run for fun are made fun of. Other out of context quotes that almost made the title: "WHAT DOES THAT DO?!?! STOP USING SPELLS!" "You're a barbarian?!?!" and "I'm picturing Huey, Dewey, and Louie doing this and it's a disgusting image."

Derek's mic has some wind interference (it was May in Florida, so understandably there were fans going), and so we've edited out as much as we can but some remains.

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After meeting the Thorax, Uncle Grandpa agrees to team up and take down the CEO of Big Oil. And then he spends several hours walking to the office building because the Thorax says cars are evil. Derek has issues with unpaid interns.

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After absolutely demolishing the Man in the Hat and Object 1 and Object 2 like the refrigerators they are, Uncle Grandpa befriends a purple hippo who wants to help UG get to the Thorax but doesn't actually know where the Thorax is. Thanks Obama. Also, fact check: some sources say that hippos kill closer to 3k people a year. Mosquitos don't kill people, mosquito born illnesses kill people. But snakes kill the most amount of people a year (approx. 138k), followed by dogs.

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This episode was very nearly named “How Does A Hat Take Thunder Damage?”, “You Punch The Hat, Which Is The Dumbest Thing I Ever…” and "They Burst Out of the Hat, They Are Screaming, They Are Also On Fire, and Then They Die". If you haven't guessed by now, Uncle Grandpa meets a Man in a Hat and then makes him play a game, and that game is combat.

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