No Dice

In our first round of Actually No Dice (the spinoff show where 3en and Derek force each other to play games that aren't D&D), 3en shows Derek a new game he made up called I Peg Your Bardon... it makes fun of how people play Bards in RPGs. Hope you enjoy!

We feel like it's obvious, but we're gonna warn you just in case it matters to you, there are more than our usual amount of innuendos in this episode.

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DRK, having survived the cyberducks, wakes up in an interrogation cell, with a swinging light overhead. WARNING: due to disproportionately large amounts of ado, this episode has an ADO WARNING, proceed with low plot expectations. 3en apologizes for taking so many shots at Derek, and Derek, having barely survived last week's Meta Mystery with his sanity, begins taking notes!

*Also, we have since learned they are called "Kip ups" and not "Kick ups".

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Derek and 3en are joined by Javier in this episode as DRK navigates a train ride with Agent Shepherd. What you need to know about Javier is that he's a really nice guy, he's calming and methodical (in contrast to like everything else Derek and 3en bring to the show), and he looks similar to Derek. Apparently. 3en doesn't see it. Neither do you. Anyways, today is the end of the Meta Mystery from last time, and it gets revealed at the end of the episode, so see if you can guess it first! Hit us up @ActuallyNoDice on Twitter if you guessed it beforehand or if you think 3en is making it too hard for poor Derek...

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After contacting Cairo about returning the Independent Declarative, DRK heads towards the sci-fantasy train station in order to head back to Polymer Prime, where he's met by a meta mysterious character! Derek laments and 3en celebrates the return of Meta Mysteries, where there's something for Derek to figure out hidden in the worldbuilding of the episode. Spoilers, he does not get it, so it will continue next week! Tweet us @ActuallyNoDice to see if you can guess it before Derek does. There's no prize, just bragging rights.

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Derek's big derailing energy is too powerful for his recording equipment, as his recording equipment stops halfway through, oh no! Even so, we press on as DRK tries to cheat at cards, remembers the Wall Ball exists but has no idea how to use it (still hasn't used the Book of Phantom Futures), and then makes a plan for next episode. Feel free to skip to the next episode once Derek's audio cuts out, or immerse yourself in the DM exclusive experience as 3en narrates, quips back at lines you don't hear, and also laughs at lines you don't here. Either way, see you next week!

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Notice! Parts of this episode have been *BLEEPED* out! This is not because any explicit words were said, but because 3en thinks it's funnier this way.

DRK begins his undercover trial as Abner Pursuit. Derek has many questions. 3en's pop filter has problems. The search for the Luck Pyramid begins!

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Derek and 3en dive into the world of Polymer, only Derek doesn't know that DRK is being tested and it is just a simulation (spoilers for next week! 3en asked that we warn you so that you don't feel narrative whiplash). While this is basically a prelude episode, we have an official Episode #0 available only for patreon subscribers!

Tech note: we're breaking in some new equipment/features this season, so if the audio sounds a little different in a not quite better way for a little bit at first, don't worry, the honorary Levi will get the hang of it eventually! Support us at patreon.com/actuallynodice for a chance to get Levi back andor for more tech advancements! (Levi got a new job and needs to focus on other things than volunteer editing our shenanigans, but if we can offer him more money maybe we'll woo him away from the dark side...).

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