No Dice

3en forgets continuity again and lets Derek have an item that was previously stolen from his character, and Monte must choose between his betrothed and the love of his life. It's not a hard choice. Chaotic Law: Procrastinate, where nothing happens this session but next time there will be 2 Chaotic Laws.

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Monte and Caramel navigate Salem's Lot and the Liquid Dunes, Derek runs out of clever jokes, and 3en confuses SoCal with Christopher Walken. The Chaotic Law remains the same as last week.

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Things start to come into focus for Monte as he learns more about the woman in white. The Chaotic Law is "Sweet 16" but it doesn't matter 'cause no 16s are rolled.

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With the arrival of the woman in white, Monte blunders blindly as they look for a way to cure his ailment, Derek insults the parents of anyone named Nadine, and 3en relishes DMing a blind PC... The Chaotic Law remains "What Are The Odds", and from this point most recording sessions are split into two episodes, and so the Chaotic Law remains the same for two episodes. It's important to 3en that you know that we didn't forget. Also, for more and better future content, https://www.patreon.com/actuallynodice!

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After becoming permanently blind in a random encounter with a creature more beautiful than himself, Monte is readultnapped by the three criminals as a mysterious woman in white pursues their party... The Chaotic Law is "What Are The Odds" where the DM and PCs have an extra chance for a natural 1s and 20s by attempting to predict the dice.

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Picking up mid conversation from last week, Monte finally names his dragonair companion as they continue to navigate the surprisingly populous Rapids of Amnesia... The Chaotic Law remains "It's A Musical".

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In this episode, Monte heads into the Rapids of Amnesia, Derek fears the audience will hate him for a character choice, and 3en continues to not research nautical terms beforehand... The Chaotic Law is "It's A Musical" where all PC dialogue must be sung.

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After being adultnapped, Monte attempts to work his captors, Derek forgets everything that happened in the last two episodes, and Uncle Grandpa (definitely not 3en) forgets what a coat is. The Chaotic Law of this episode was "Can I Buy A Question" where all PC clarification questions cost them 1 gp.

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After learning he is being followed, young Count Monte of the House of Python chooses to visit his old friend Chekhov at a very historically accurate and eloquently described lighthouse...

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Once upon a time in the legally distinct land of Guildyr, the most beautiful man in all the land lies sleepless in the Sighting 'n' Sea Dint—the fanciest inn in his home town of MacGuffin. In attempts to calm his restlessness, he must choose whether to visit the MacGuffin Mansion or Red Herring Bay...

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