It’s Hump Day, which means we had to bring you the time honored tradition of not keepin’ you waitin’ for some masturbatin’ with a rousing edition of THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT!!
And today’s contestants brought us everything from happy/sad divorced dudes to some lesbian lovin’…and one warm dildo…

It’s THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT!! Brought to, as always, by Moonlight Adult Boutique!!!

It’s Hump Day, which means we had to bring you the time honored tradition of not keepin’ you waitin’ for some masturbatin’ with a rousing edition of THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT!!
And today’s contestants brought us everything from happy/sad divorced dudes to some lesbian lovin’…and one warm dildo…

It’s THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT!! Brought to, as always, by Moonlight Adult Boutique!!!

Let’s face it…feet are, for the most part, pretty gross.

I mean, sure, there are entire OnlyFans accounts for dudes who love feet.

But, by and large…those little piggies need to stay covered the f**k up!

And for you weirdos that enjoy THAT kind of action, look no further than the TLC show, “My Feet Are Killing Me” for some of the most beat up feet you’ll ever see.

We talked to one of the show’s stars, Dr. Sarah Haller this morning, and lord knows…she’s seen things you can’t unsee.

PLUS…

Nick Wallenda is truly The King of the High Wire!
A 7th generation member of the legendary Flying Wallendas, he holds 13 world’s records, walked across the Grand Canyon, Niagra Falls and the Masaya Volcano in Nicaragua…and that’s just scratching the surface!
And now he’s bringing his Zirkus show back to Silver Dollar City!!

Let’s face it…feet are, for the most part, pretty gross.

I mean, sure, there are entire OnlyFans accounts for dudes who love feet.

But, by and large…those little piggies need to stay covered the f**k up!

And for you weirdos that enjoy THAT kind of action, look no further than the TLC show, “My Feet Are Killing Me” for some of the most beat up feet you’ll ever see.

We talked to one of the show’s stars, Dr. Sarah Haller this morning, and lord knows…she’s seen things you can’t unsee.

PLUS…

Nick Wallenda is truly The King of the High Wire!
A 7th generation member of the legendary Flying Wallendas, he holds 13 world’s records, walked across the Grand Canyon, Niagra Falls and the Masaya Volcano in Nicaragua…and that’s just scratching the surface!
And now he’s bringing his Zirkus show back to Silver Dollar City!!

Nick Wallenda is truly The King of the High Wire!
A 7th generation member of the legendary Flying Wallendas, he holds 13 world’s records, walked across the Grand Canyon, Niagra Falls and the Masaya Volcano in Nicaragua…and that’s just scratching the surface!
And now he’s bringing his Zirkus show back to Silver Dollar City from June 11th to July 24th!!

Nick Wallenda is truly The King of the High Wire!
A 7th generation member of the legendary Flying Wallendas, he holds 13 world’s records, walked across the Grand Canyon, Niagra Falls and the Masaya Volcano in Nicaragua…and that’s just scratching the surface!
And now he’s bringing his Zirkus show back to Silver Dollar City from June 11th to July 24th!!

Let’s face it…feet are, for the most part, pretty gross.

I mean, sure, there are entire OnlyFans accounts for dudes who love feet.

But, by and large…those little piggies need to stay covered the f**k up!

And for you weirdos that enjoy THAT kind of action, look no further than the TLC show, “My Feet Are Killing Me” for some of the most beat up feet you’ll ever see.

We talked to one of the show’s stars, Dr. Sarah Haller this morning, and lord knows…she’s seen things you can’t unsee.

Let’s face it…feet are, for the most part, pretty gross.

I mean, sure, there are entire OnlyFans accounts for dudes who love feet.

But, by and large…those little piggies need to stay covered the f**k up!

And for you weirdos that enjoy THAT kind of action, look no further than the TLC show, “My Feet Are Killing Me” for some of the most beat up feet you’ll ever see.

We talked to one of the show’s stars, Dr. Sarah Haller this morning, and lord knows…she’s seen things you can’t unsee.

One story that captured everyone’s attention last week was that of Darren Harrison…he and a friend were on a flight back from the Bahamas on a Cessna 208 when their pilot suffered a medical emergency, forcing Darren to take control of the plane to try and land it…despite never having flown a plane!

And the man who helped him land safely is air traffic controller and flight instructor, Robert Morgan…whose calm demeanor and experience helped talk Darren down to a safe landing.

We had the chance to talk to Robert this morning who walked us through the whole crazy scene!

PLUS…

We figured since it was Monday, y’all needed something to spice up the start of your week…and what says “spicy” more than junk pumps and vibrators?!?!
NOTHING, I say!
Except for maybe listener Bobby, who apparently is getting far too much anal.

Poor fella. *insert eye roll emoji*

And the ladies? Boy, they were a whole other thing!

So that’s why we had a special Mashin’ Monday edition of ye olde Adult Toy Price Is Right!!!

Brought to you, as always, by Moonlight Adult Boutique!!

One story that captured everyone’s attention last week was that of Darren Harrison…he and a friend were on a flight back from the Bahamas on a Cessna 208 when their pilot suffered a medical emergency, forcing Darren to take control of the plane to try and land it…despite never having flown a plane!

And the man who helped him land safely is air traffic controller and flight instructor, Robert Morgan…whose calm demeanor and experience helped talk Darren down to a safe landing.

We had the chance to talk to Robert this morning who walked us through the whole crazy scene!

PLUS…

We figured since it was Monday, y’all needed something to spice up the start of your week…and what says “spicy” more than junk pumps and vibrators?!?!
NOTHING, I say!
Except for maybe listener Bobby, who apparently is getting far too much anal.

Poor fella. *insert eye roll emoji*

And the ladies? Boy, they were a whole other thing!

So that’s why we had a special Mashin’ Monday edition of ye olde Adult Toy Price Is Right!!!

Brought to you, as always, by Moonlight Adult Boutique!!