No Guarantees Show - 4th & Dirty

We first wanna thank all of our guest that came in today. Always good to have people in, make sure to check Samantha out on A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan. We start off with a recap of last weekend where Paul may have gone a little overboard. But hey, thats what we expect. Zacks celebrity crush on Jennifer Lawrence is back (but lets be real, who doesn't think she's a mega babe?). What category of woman is your favorite? We give a quick top 5 of who we think are the ones to look for. Another brilliant business plan is devised, we play with the idea of putting alcohol in a fog machine and finish it all off with McDonalds playing hardcore porn on tv. Sign us up!! As always guys, thanks for listening and we'll see you next week! #NoGuarantees Music Featured in the Show: Big Pimpin' - Jay Z / Buried Myself Alive - The Used / Mr. Owl Ate My Metal Worm - D.R.UG.S. / The Hounds Of Anubis - The Word Alive / What's Up? - 4 Non Blondes / Call the show LIVE! - (407) 545-6069 TUESDAYS @ 9:30 PM!

So this was last minute stuff. Go to the bar then say hey, lets record some shit. Zack says he never "actively pursues" a girl. Ok. We'll give you a little recap of our night. Hoots, gazongas, baloonie toonies. Is there such things as bad ones? Probably, but we wanna see them anyway. This was a fun short show and we look forward to the next one. We will be broadcasting on Thursday next week so make sure to adjust your schedules! See you guys next time! Music Featured in the Show: So Fresh And So Clean - Outkast / Rubber Band Man - T.I. / Comedown - Bush / Lights - Ellie Goulding / Call the show LIVE! - (407) 545-6069 NEXT WEEK IT'S THURSDAY @ 9:30 PM!

Didn't we just do this? Hopefully everyone had a good Thanksgiving! Did you go shopping on Black friday? Well if you did, we hate you. The only good thing to come from that day is Pauls new tradition of Black Saturday. As if we don't have enough business ideas, we have yet another. If anyone takes it, we'll come after your ass (probably not). Jurassic World, would you go? If so why or why not? Seems like a fun time. Per the usual, Jesse and Paul take things too far...multiple times. We had a lot of fun with this show and hope you guys enjoyed. We had a lot of interaction and believe it or not, it helps us put out a better show for you, so keep it up! (just like my....well you get where this is going). See you guys next week! Music Featured in the Show: GDFR - FloRida / The Deepest Well - Yellowcard / Westbound & Down - Of Mice & Men / Right Back At It Again - A Day To Remember / Holding On For Life - Broken Bells / Call the show LIVE! - (407) 545-6069 TUESDAYS @ 9:30 PM!

For some reason it feels like its been forever since our last show, but as you know, it's only been a week. This past weekend was eventful to say the least. A lot of beer, a lot of drunkeness and maybe a bit of a falling out. We recap the weekend in detail with a little help from our friend Theron, hooo oooooh shit, sorry just did a shot of crown royal apple. Delicious. Speaking of alcohol, how do you make the perfect jack n coke? Zack will let you know. Did you know "Doan" is a super popular name in the Vietnamese community? Well, Zack knows all to well. Jesse, is now addicted to home improvement shows. Rick Ross has lost some weight. Looking for some tips? We'll let you know how he did it. Today was a fun show and we appreciate all that listen, we love doing this for you guys! See ya next week! Music Featured in the Show: Smile In Your Sleep - Silverstein / Schema - Circa Survive / Born To Lose - The Devil Wears Prada / Stood A Chance - Taking Back Sunday / Dead Trees - From First To Last / Call the show LIVE! - (407) 545-6069 TUESDAYS @ 9PM!

Fully Legal! Ever notice we don't have a real intro? We finally did, who's name should go first? Decisions, decisions. Ever get "whisky rage"? Paul has apparently. He also lets us know who "Daddy" is. We talk about humans landing a probe on a comet and all people care about is how degrading the scientists shirt is towards women. Russia has another crazy light explosion thing (same shit, different day). We come up with a foolproof DUI plan* (*not actually foolproof, do not attempt). Charles Manson is getting married, don't really know what else I can say about that other than just listen. Music Featured in the Show: Somebody New - Joywave / Multiply - A$AP Rocky / Ain't It Fun (Paramore Cover) - Tyler Carter & Luke Holland / Best Friend - Foster The People / Signals Over The Air - Thursday / Call the show LIVE! - (407) 545-6069 TUESDAYS @ 9PM!

First off, a big congratulations to Paul and Bree for their new marriage! In this show we cover all that was with the wedding. Before, during and after. We discuss our favorite moments with each other and try to recollect what happened. After the wedding Paul tells us a little bit about his Mexico trip and his search for pants. All we know is it feels good to be back in studio and recording for you guys. As always, thanks for listening and we look forward to doing this for you again next week! Music Featured in the Show: R U Mine - Arctic Monkeys Cool Kids - Echosmith It's About Time - Young The Giant Flaws - Bastille Drown - Bring Me The Horizon Call the show LIVE! - (407) 545-6069 TUESDAYS @ 9PM!

Congratulations to Paul and Bree on their Marriage! Since Paul is gone on his honeymoon. My other co host is lazy and didn't want to do anything for this week. I have been left in charge of everything. Including trying to find the "Best" material to put together for a "Best of Show". Believe me that wasn't easy. Hopefully this doesn't sound bad and allows you to get a taste of who we are as a show. Enjoy! Clips Featured in the Show: Show #15 - An Acapella version of the theme song Show #10 - The Introduction to The Bum Triad Show #6 - Ying Yang Twins Recap Show #5 - Road Hazards on the Turnpike Show #3 - Fireworks Straight From Japan Show #11 - Jesse Sold Into Sex Slavery Show #4 - Ghost Better Learn Movie Show #2 - On Air Meltdown

Where to start? No real direction on the show today, we start off with a South Carolina girl stealing from Spencer's. She was definitely a class act. We learn that Georgia is probably not the best place to invest your money. Ever notice that things said in an announcer voice just seem so much better? Well we did and hopefully you'll agree. Ghosts, Aliens, Bigfoot, and dreams telling the future, which seems the most plausible? We finally wrap it up with a NASA rocket blowing up and sheep eating 4,000 lbs of weed. You, didn't expect that did ya? Music Featured in the Show: Memphis May Fire - Prove Me Right The Colourist - Little Games Issues - Never Lose Your Flames Face to Face - I Won't Lie Down Goldfinger - Spokesman Call the show LIVE! - (407) 545-6069 TUESDAYS @ 9PM!

18! Our show is legal! (Although i'd ask to see if its been tested first) This past weekend we threw a surprise bachelor party for Paul! We talk about drinking beer, then walking around. drinking more beer. walking. Then finish it off with more beer. Ever stay in a bipolar hotel room? We did. You'll find out. To finish up we talk about our newest hero, the 16 year old that banged not one, but two of his teachers at the same time!!! #NoGuarantees Music Featured in the Show: T.I. - G' Shit The Budos Band - The Sticks Andrew McMahon in the Wilderness - Cecilia And The Satellite Fall Out Boy - Immortals Alkaline Trio - Mercy Me Call the show LIVE! - (407) 545-6069 TUESDAYS @ 9PM!

Oh man, we may have gotten a little loose before the show even started. But hey, it's our show and we'll drink if we want to (driiiink if we want to). We kinda go all over the place today, no real direction. Pauls birthday recently passed so of course we make fun of him for being old, theres something about making deals with the devil, some stupid lawsuits going on that makes us mad and to wrap it up we talk about our shows ambitions. Music Featured in the Show: New Found Glory - Ready & Willing Jamie Foxx - Party Ain't A Party Sheppard - Geronimo Led Zeppelin - Heartbreaker Incubus - Pardon Me Call the show LIVE! - (407) 545-6069 TUESDAYS @ 9PM!