No Guarantees Show - 4th & Dirty

Where to start, where to start? How about Paul's Friday night, which I'm sure is one he won't forget for a long time. We kept the weekend pretty low key after that. Before todays show, Paul and myself (Zack) fell into a Monster Quest marathon. If you've never seen this show, you're in for a treat. Im about to go on a tangent so I'll move on and you can just listen to the show to get our thoughts. Have you ever wondered what wizards actually do? We ponder it a bit and give our take. From wizards we move to aliens. Where are they? I mean c'mon its 2015, its time we've seen some damn aliens. Before we get out of her we want to thank A Mediocre Time for having us in last week. Make sure to check them out at www.tomanddan.com to catch all their latest shows and merch. See you guys next week! #NoGuarantees Music Featured in the Show: All You Need Is Already Within You - Senses Fail / A-List - Sisqo (feat. Waka Flocka Flame)/ Back to Oblivion - Finch / Money - Ludacris / My Hero - Foo Fighters / Call the show LIVE! - (407) 545-6069 Mondays @ 8:30 PM!

We are back in the studio this week at our brand new date and time! (Mondays at 8:30 if you didn't hear). This week our buddies Nick and Theron sit in with us to continue the ever constant ridicule of each other. It was quite the long weekend and a couple of us we're definitely feeling it tonight. Jesse and Theron had a gentleman's bet on Valentines day as to who could find love first. Spoiler, nobody wins but its a great story none the less. Meanwhile, Zacks life seems to be falling apart. (It's a bit weird writing that about yourself). We actually didn't use the famous white board this week and todays show was made up on the fly, which is usually when we have the most fun. Thanks again to our buddies for coming in and we look forward to seeing all you guys next Monday at 8:30! #NoGuarantees Music Featured in the Show: Hunting the Hunter - Hidden in Plain View / The Best Room - Modest Mouse/ Absolution Calling - Incubus / The Wolfpack - Angels & Airwaves / Pussy Vultures - Dance Gavin Dance / Call the show LIVE! - (407) 545-6069 Mondays @ 8:30 PM!

Well we did it, we went mobile. I have to tell you, it'll probably never get better than this one either. We decided to break in our new equipment at the unofficial Tom and Dan breakfast meet up at Johnnys filling station this past Sunday. We spared no expense this show, gathering all the big names in Orlando. Well, at least three of them. We start off with local beer connoisseur, Big Rick. Anything you need to know about beer, this is your man. Make sure to follow him on social media to find all the cool drinking events happening near you. Second to step up to the plate was someone we all are familiar with, Daniel Dennis. You'll know him from A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan. What a cool guy, seriously, couldn't be more down to earth. We wrap up our first mobile cast with Angel Rivera from The Monsters in the Morning. You can also catch Angel Saturday nights DJ'ing at Frank'n'Steins in Winter Park and Johnnys Filling Station Sunday mornings for brunch. This was the first of many mobile casts, we had a really fun time breaking in the equipment and can't thank the guys enough for being on and helping us out. See you guys next week. Tits, Cigarettes and Racecars. #NoGuarantees

No Description - No Regrets - Just Listen.... Music Featured in the Show: Burn This City - Cartel / Call It Karma - Silverstein / Black Sun - Death Cab For Cutie / My Time - Minus The Bear / Get Out - Circa Survive / Call the show LIVE! - (407) 545-6069 TUESDAYS @ 9:30 PM!

Show number 30, its like we're adults now. Hahahaha. Unfortunately Jesse couldn't be here tonight so it was up to Zack and Paul this week. We start with a fan favorite, Buzzed quiz! This week we find out what type of booze we are, and i must say, its pretty spot on. Over the weekend Paul was in Tampa so he tells us about his Saturday night. Meanwhile Jesse and Zack went downtown and it went, uhhh, lets say a little downhill. Are we alcoholics? We don't think so but our moms beg to differ. Anyway guys, we had a blast this week and as always look forward to the next! see you then! #NoGuarantees Music Featured in the Show: No Games - Rick Ross / Blank Space - Our Last Night (Taylor Swift Cover) / Toxic - A Static Lullaby (Britney Spears Cover) / Uptown Funk - Mark Ronson Ft. Bruno Mars / Wrecking Ball - August Burns Red (Miley Cyrus Cover) / Call the show LIVE! - (407) 545-6069 TUESDAYS @ 9:30 PM!

Another week, another show in the books. This weeks Buzzfeed quiz is right up our alley, what should your next pube style be? Ever been eaten out at a concert? Neither have we, but some lady at a Dead Kennedys show was and thanks to Reddit we can all enjoy it. Jesse, Zack and our friend Theron pull one over our favorite bartender this week and made her shitlist, oops. Whats hiding in your bedroom? We wanna know, no really email us, we want to know. To finish us off jesse tells a couple life experiences from the past week and how Chipotle is really missing a golden opportunity with their tea canisters. As always guys, thanks for listening and we'll see you next week! Music Featured in the Show: Hollow Bodies - blessthefall / Re-Education (Through Labor) - Rise Against / Luckie St. - Cartel / Do I Wanna Know? - Arctic Monkeys / What A Horrible Night to Have a Curse - The Black Dahlia Murder / Call the show LIVE! - (407) 545-6069 TUESDAYS @ 9:30 PM!

What to write, what to write (By the way, little known fact, Zack writes all of these. Just had to let it be known). Jesse shaved his beard off this week, blasphemy! Our biggest fan and friend of ours (Nick) leaves us a voicemail to do with a couple topics from last week so we knock those out real quick. Then all hell breaks loose. Lucid dreams, ever had them? Well we have and we share them with you guys tonight. From lucid dreams we discuss our perfect scenario of heaven and hell, and to be honest hell seems like a way better deal. Anybody have a good dealer? [email protected] strictly for research purposes of course. Boners. everyone gets them. So how do you handle them? Well lucky for you we have the answer. Tonight was a really fun show and we can't wait for next week, so now stop reading this and go listen! See you guys next time! Music Featured in the Show: Starlight - Muse / Paper Tigers - Thrice / 99 Problems - Jay Z / All For You - Sister Hazel / Holidae In - Chingy / Call the show LIVE! - (407) 545-6069 TUESDAYS @ 9:30 PM!

Happy New Years!!! It's 2015 and we are back and as average as ever! We really jump right into this week, like what half of a centaur is better, or if you flipped the sides around. Anybody do anything fun for New years? Us either, but we'll tell you about it anyway. One of our new favorite things to do in 2015 is taking buzzed quizzes. This week we found out her our "ginger" soulmates are (and to be honest we didn't do too bad). We discuss Wheel of Fortune and why we should be on it. Paul has a new dad pouch, and Jesse won't let him live it down. Finally, and we know its what everybody has been waiting for, PROOF THAT MERMAIDS ARE REAL!!! Music Featured in the Show: In The Morning - The Heavy / Face Everything And Rise - Papa Roach / Sensory Deprivation Adventure - From Autumn To Ashes / Suck My Kiss - Red Hot Chili Peppers / Gotta Get Away - The Black Keys / Call the show LIVE! - (407) 545-6069 TUESDAYS @ 9:30 PM!

Happy Holidays! We hope all have a good one this year. This week we talk a little bit about our annual christmas party. No, party is complete without green juice, someone busting there ass, and everyone ending up hammered. We also discuss all the ways Paul could ruin the show by not letting Jesse and Zack know about plans made prior to doing the show. If you're anything like us then you probably have uncontrollable road rage. Why isn't there something to help fulfill the rage yet!? Anyway, once again we wish all the best on everyones holiday season and we will see ya next week! Music Featured in the Show: Various Songs from August Burns Red’s Holiday Album Sleddin’ Hill Call the show LIVE! - (407) 545-6069 TUESDAYS @ 9:30 PM!

25, the show is now as old as Zack (still the youngest, boom. Take that Jesse and Paul.) Look guys, I'm going to be honest, I can't remember at all what we talked about at the beginning of the show. Just listen. Once we come back from break, Paul tells us about his crazy lucid dreams. It wouldn't be a show if we didn't discuss our alcoholism. Look I'm really phoning this description in the week. Just listen to the show. As always, we appreciate all that tune in and we'll see ya next week! Music Featured in the Show: Off The Corner - Meek Mill / Goon Squad - Deftones / Full Color Guilt - BoySetsFire / Money On My Mind - Hustle Gang / Holiday - The Get Up Kids / Call the show LIVE! - (407) 545-6069 TUESDAYS @ 9:30 PM!