No Guarantees Show - 4th & Dirty

Do I really need to keep writing these? I mean really, does anybody read these? Well just incase you do, i'll write a description. As always we cover the previous weekend. I'm sure you can already guess. Drinking. We did two (thats right!) two buzzed quizzes this week! You're welcome. I don't know about you, but for me, a sporting event brings out my inner American. Personally, we think events can be kicked up a notch. We end this week (as we will end most of the time now) with Jesses Stupid Stories. You know the drill, he gets stories, we make fun of them. Thanks for tuning in guys, see you all next week! Black Keys - Strange Times / An Evening With Morning Star (Act II) - I, Omega/ Close Your Eyes (And Count to Fuck) - Run The Jewels (Ft. Zack de la Rocha) / St. Patrick - Pvris/ Snake Eyes - Mumford & Sons / Call the show LIVE! - (407) 545-6069 Mondays @ 8:30 PM!

Hey guys! Thought we'd release a little behind the scenes action and give you all a taste of what our pre-show bar sessions are like! As shocking as it may be, we get drunk and talk about dicks...a lot. Our favorite bartender Brett makes an appearance on mic to talk about beers and I tell a story about pissing the bed. No shame ladies and gentlemen...no shame. Enjoy! -Paul

Happy 4/20! We smoked no weed today! We did however drink, per usual. I'm gonna be completely honest with you, I have no idea what we talked about at the beginning of the show. I do know at some point we talked about Zacks dad hanging out with us at Johnnys Other side and telling Paul an interesting little story. Look, I'm gonna level with you (Zack here) I don't remember what we talked about on the show. You're just going to have to listen. You knew what this was. #NoGuarantees ​ God, If You Are Above - Falling In Reverse / The Leaving Song (Part II) - AFI/ Because I Got High - Afroman / Leader of the Titans - Mors Principium Est/ Something’s Gotta Give - All Time Low / Call the show LIVE! - (407) 545-6069 Mondays @ 8:30 PM!

Show number 40, wow, Can't believe you guys have stuck around this long. As it was last week it was just the original 3 this week. Shoutout this week to Brett from Celery City who always does a good job getting us buzzed before the show. Over the last couple weeks we discussed the Large Hadron Collider and its possible affects on the universe, so this week we tell you how in the future we go back to the past to save time now. #TheOwlLives. Megacon was this weekend, anybody go? We didn't but we'll still talk about our favorite parts. Tits. To wrap things up we discuss how we're getting older and things like healthcare is more revenant. Wouldn't it be better though if we could just get the ol' Bohemian healthcare? listen and you'll understand. Thanks again for listening guys, see you guys next week and as always #NoGuarantees Ludaversal Intro - Ludacris / Choices (Yup) - E-40/ Iddy Biddy - The Used / It’s My Life - No Doubt / Cath... - Death Cab for Cutie / Call the show LIVE! - (407) 545-6069 Mondays @ 8:30 PM!

Hello, hello, Show number 39. This week its just the boys, no guests. It's good to have that every once in a while. There is a lot of alcohol talk this week. Not that we don't do that every week but more so this tonight. We discuss business ventures in the Amazon or maybe Africa. After skipping one last week, we bring back the BuzzFeed quiz and it's probably one of the best yet. To finish the show off we talk a little bit about how boring sports can be now a days and the way we can improve them. Thanks again for tuning in guys, see you next week! #NoGuarantees Music Featured in the Show: City of Angels - The Distillers / Hollow Moon (Bad Wolf) - AWOLNATION/ Dead Inside - Muse / Nothing Left - As I Lay Dying / A Decade Under The Influence - Taking Back Sunday / Call the show LIVE! - (407) 545-6069 Mondays @ 8:30 PM!

BLALALALALALALALALALALA BAAAHHHHHH!!!! I'll keep this short and sweet, 22 minutes of the A Mediocre Time crew. Thanks again to Dan, Tom, Ross, and Samantha.

It was a bit of a slow week around the No Guarantees headquarters. Zack was down in Tampa most of the week, luckily he brought a couple stories back with him. One of which involved a gathering of steam punk folk. From there we jump into the Lagunitas Smokeout event that happened on Sunday, where maybe one member of the show lost his soul and then some. If you watched live you witnessed Armwrestlemania 4. For those that missed it, the audio will have to do. Thanks again to Joey and Theron for sitting in on the show tonight. Make sure to check out the bonus content featuring Tom and Dan from A Mediocre Time, right above this post. Music Featured in the Show: Shake It Out - Manchester Orchestra / King Kunta - Kendrick Lamar/ All Day - Kanye West / The Business of Emotion - Big Data / Prayer Of The The Refugee - Rise Against / Call the show LIVE! - (407) 545-6069 Mondays @ 8:30 PM!

Another Monday another show. Tonight we started with the usual ramblings before we got into our St. Paddys Day stories. Jesse definitely let loose the most. It seems over the past week we've frequented the bars a bit more, and oddly enough, there was a high number of goth girls at each one. We discuss the goth girl a bit and try and breakdown her story. Going along with the bar theme we talk a bit about what is proper bar etiquette. To finish things off we talk about how the Swiss are opening a portal for the Lizard people to come back and claim all our asses as their own. Thanks for listening guys! See you next week! #NoGuarantees #LizardPeople Music Featured in the Show: Next Girl - The Black Keys / Got It - Marian Hill/ For The Workforce, Drowning - Thursday / How You Like Me Now - The Heavy / If So - Atlas Genius / Call the show LIVE! - (407) 545-6069 Mondays @ 8:30 PM!

After a 2 week hiatus we're back! We cover a lot in this weeks show so i'll keep it short and sweet here to let you get to it. We went to the inaugural Orlando City match last weekend and ran into a bit of a bathroom issue. During the week we finished some of our studio upgrades, hence no show this week. Over this past weekend we went to an event at Ember and lost our souls. I'm not gonna tell you anymore than that, i'm gonna make you listen to the show. Thanks for tuning in guys and make sure to tune in next week for an all new No Guarantees! Music Featured in the Show: Psycho - Muse / Up 2 U - Walk The Moon/ Narrow Mouth - The Early November / Sense & Sensibility - Millencolin / Bone Digger - Bear Hands / Call the show LIVE! - (407) 545-6069 Mondays @ 8:30 PM!

This week we were completely unprepared. Whoops! Every once in a while though you have a down week where not much happens. Maybe we started this too early? You know, maybe should have waited another 10 years to let the stories build up. Once we finally get the ball rolling , we discuss what the equivalent to a woman cupping a guys junk is. Of course it wouldn't be a show if we didn't slip into porn talk. That led us into the topic of how cool would it be to have all the attributes of being gay, yet still be straight when it comes to your sex life. We finish tonight off remembering the cereals of the 90's. Yes, we went from porn to cereal. Welcome to the show. Thanks again to all that tuned in this week. Make sure to tell all your friends about the show and don't feel shy to reach out to us on social media. Until next week guys, no guarantees. Music Featured in the Show: Red Flag - Billy Talent / Lifted Up (1985) - Passion Pit/ Aliens Exist - Blink 182 / Given Up - Linkin Park / If You Wanna Stay - The Griswolds / Call the show LIVE! - (407) 545-6069 Mondays @ 8:30 PM!