No Guarantees Show - 4th & Dirty

With Paul being on a trip to Tennessee, it's up to Zack and Jesse to hold the show together with our limited knowledge on how to actually record audio. We head Downtown to some of our favorite bars and give you another mobile cast. We talk about how old people are like lizards, as well as Hope Solo's uhhh "problems", and the legalization of Gay marriage, finally! We had an interview with a Canadian band, Autopilot, but were asked to redact it for some ridiculous reason. In true No Guarantees style we kept the audio and will save it for a rainy day. Thanks again for listening to the show and we will be back next week with a regular in studio show.

Show number 48! Man does time fly. Almost 1 year! We start this week with another one of Zacks medium experiences. It's about time he's honed his skills in. After our first break we bring it back with some of Jesses Stupid Stories. This weeks are just, muah! Also on the board tonight we talk about how hell can't be all that bad. I mean it has to be pretty much just a party life right? We dive into some cruise talk after that and Zack gets a liiitle ranty (To be fair, he has a bit of a point). We end this week with some vintage video game talk. Whats the best console and games to go along with it? Tonight was super fun and thanks to all that joined us. We won't be here next week but Zack and Jesse are planning on putting a mini show together so look for that! See you guys in a couple weeks! #NoGuarantees Music Featured in the Show: Head First In The River - Envy On The Coast / Supernova - The Devil Wears Prada / Welcome - Fort Minor / Cosmopolitan Blood Loss - Glass Jaw / Let It Bleed - The Used / Call the show LIVE! - (407) 545-6069 Mondays @ 8:30 PM!

The show started like any other, dicks. At least thats what everyone in the room is telling me right now. I can't remember (by I, I mean Zack). Did anyone see the biggest movie in the world right now? Of course i mean Jurassic World. Paul did, which got us talking about our new favorite character, Dinosaur Consultant. Who here likes the internet? Well it looks like as soon as 2018 it will be available to everyone, everywhere in the world! What could possibly go wrong, right? Any ladies out there wear tube tops? Well maybe you shouldn't. for your own safety. Listen to the show and you'll learn why. This week was tangent crazy so I'm sure I'm missing quite a few topics in here, but if i told you everything now you'd have no reason to listen! So get to it! See you guys next week! #NoGuarantees Music Featured in the Show: We All Float Down Here - Four Year Strong / Bad Habit - The Kooks / The Could Be Anywhere In The World - Alexisonfire / Image Of The Invisible - Thrice / Gone - Bouncing Souls / Call the show LIVE! - (407) 545-6069 Mondays @ 8:30 PM!

Mondays am I right?! Good thing it we're back with a brand new show! Does anyone have trouble drinking at the beach? Well Paul seemed to have a bit of an issue. Any tips feel free to email us at [email protected]. Speaking of the beach and the sun, who buys good sunglasses? Literally all of Jesses are promo/free sunglasses. After the first break we discuss tattoos and when is it too much? Of course we mean on women and when they're naked. We had no direction this week so from that we went directly into Jurassic Park. To end the show we discuss how women periods sync and what the equivalent to men would be. which of course leads to more dick talk. What else did you expect? Well on that note, we will see you guys next week! Thanks for listening! Music Featured in the Show: Defector - Muse / Right Now - SR-71 / Renegades - X-Ambassadors / Devil In Jersey City - Coheed & Cambria / The Ghosts of Beverly Drive - Death Cab For Cutie / Call the show LIVE! - (407) 545-6069 Mondays @ 8:30 PM!

Hey guys! This show is the 3 of us over at our favorite watering hole Celery City Craft over in Downtown Sanford. They were celebrating their 1 year anniversary and we figured we'd crash the party! Pretty sure we reached all time lows on this one, but it was a fun time as always. Thanks to our buddy Pizza Piesenberg for stopping by and joining us for the 3rd segment and providing us some nourishment from the gods (aka pizza...what else would it be?). Anyway, check it out and let us know what you think. As always, thanks for listening and supporting the show! -Paul

You know what they say right?...better late than never! No Guarantees proudly (and finally) presents our mobile podcast straight from the deck of the Royal Caribbean Enchantment of the Seas. 28 minutes of utter chaos, but what would you really expect from this group? Enjoy!

Hello, hello! Another week and another brand new No Guarantees! We dive into a bit of nostalgia this week with old school fast food toys. Who was your favorite? After the first break we come back hard with our go to subject, dicks. Zacks in particular. For the final segment we get all over the place. We discuss Fake Taxi (yooouu know), from there we jump into Jesse's Stories. It's as disappointing as ever. Thanks for tuning in guys, see you in 5-8 days!!! #NoGuarantees Music Featured in the Show: Reapers - Muse / Ex’s & Oh’s - Elle King / A Midwestern State Of Emergency - Silverstein / Lost in the Crowd - Bassnecter / Wild for the Night - A$AP Rocky / Call the show LIVE! - (407) 545-6069 Mondays @ 8:30 PM!

Welcome back friends! I'm gonna keep this one short and sweet this week. Tonight was all about the cruise. We recap what was probably one of our most alcohol filled weekends. Look forward to a bonus mobile cruise cast also coming later this week. Plus, we will have a ton of video to help you relive the memories with us. Thanks for everyone that joined us in the chat room on Mixlr, if you haven't joined yet, get on it! See you guys next week with a brand new No Guarantees! Music Featured in the Show: Nightlife - Off With Their Heads / Pigs Is Pigs - Every Time I Die / Bitches & Marajuana - Chris Brown / Best Friend - Foster The People / Magnolia - The Early November / Call the show LIVE! - (407) 545-6069 Mondays @ 8:30 PM!

After a week off we are back! We again apologize about no show last week but we did do a mobile show to make up for it, so make sure you check that out as well. It was a bit of a rough week for Zack, his house was broken into! Luckily we can still talk and joke about it enough to share with you guys. Once we get the serious stuff out of the way, it's right back into where we left off. We discuss our Cinco De Mayo holiday and get into cruise talk after. Honestly, I don't think any of us are prepared. It will probably be the most debauchery filled weekend we will ever have. Don't worry though, we'll do our best to record it. As per usual now, we finish up with some of "Jesse's stupid stories". Apparently this week though it should have been "Paul's stupid stories". Thanks to all those that joined in on Mixlr this week. We look forward to chatting with you all when we get back! Until then #NoGuarantees State Champs - Elevated / Straight Up - Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies / Can’t Deny My Love - Brandon Flowers / Electrified - From First to Last / I Am - Hands Like Houses /

Hey guys! Since there was no live show last week, we went ahead and recorded you guys a little bonus content. Enjoy it...or don't...I'm your fucking dad.