This is the full unedited audio track for our improvised dub of The Hobbit (the 1977 Rankin/Bass animated film). To enjoy the full experience, you will need your own copy of the film to sync up with this audio track. Make sure you have the film paused at 0:00 and muted, and use the countdown included on this track to press play at the right moment. Enjoy the dub!

CAST:

Jacob as Bilbo Baggins/Uber Eats

Alex as John "Gandalf" Burger King/Smaug/McDonald's Army/Other Monsters/Traumatized Ball

Stan as Percy Thorin Jackson/Gollum's Balls

Noah as Gollum McGollum/Bard/Plot Important NPC/Burger King Army/Popeyes Army/Noah Nelson

In light of the WGA and SAG-AFTRA strikes, we will not be promoting any AMPTP studio releases for the time being. But that won't stop us from reminiscing about the best and worst films we watched for Miserable Movie Monday (so far, not counting the new bonus season), resuming pirate horror film development with a different studio, and trying to piece together what the fuck happened in "The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension".

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This was originally streamed on YouTube on 5/8/23.

Who will win at this year's Miserable Movie Oscars? Find out now! (I'm too lazy to come up with anything more for the description.)

This is the full unedited audio track for our improvised dub of Fant4stic (the 2015 Fantastic Four movie). To enjoy the full experience, you will need your own copy of the film to sync up with this audio track. Make sure you have the film paused at 0:00 and muted, and use the countdown included on this track to press play at the right moment. Enjoy the dub!

CAST:

Alex as Reed Richards/Victor Von Doom/Reed's dad/Marvel Studios Executive/The Game/Narrator

Noah as Sue Storm/Mole Man/Explosions/Extras/Bubsy

Jacob as Ben Grimm/Dr. Franklin Storm

Stan as Michael B. Jordan/The Game/Extras/Dan Castellaneta

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Well, the goal of shorter episodes lasted exactly one episode so there's that. We discuss the DCU slate, talk about a film that's been long overdue for us to watch, and start developing our next major project after Fischer of the Reels.

In what is basically the start of Season 2 of the podcast, we tie up some loose ends from last time and discuss the Clue movie, and by discuss the Clue movie I mean we repeat our favorite jokes from the Clue movie and make ourselves laugh at them all over again.

Originally streamed on YouTube on 1/1/2023

For our 50th episode we finished our "Films of the Years of our Lives" challenge and finished developing the story for our Kingdom Hearts killer... and we did it all LIVE!

I promise after Episode 50 (which will be a livestream) we will be changing up the podcast in such a way where we can get episodes out more often. In the meantime, enjoy us struggling to recount the plots of our own made up jukebox musical films, developing an Avatar (not that one, the cool one) themed mystery for our Kingdom Hearts killer, and talking about a sequel to one of our previously covered films.