🎙️ "#1440 Whisper – Let Me Bore You to Sleep – 26th September 2025"
🕒 Duration: 36 minutes, 33 seconds
🔗 Transcript Link

💤 Overview This is a calming, whisper-toned "Let Me Bore You to Sleep" session by Jason Newland, intended to gently lull listeners to sleep with meandering reflections, quiet updates, and peaceful storytelling. It’s a perfect mix of mundane morning routines, sleepy musings, and gentle interactions with his dog Vinny.

🧠 Key Themes & Segments

🌅 Morning Routine (0:00–10:00)

• Jason shares his slow, sleepy start to the day.
• Checks on his dog Vinny, who was lying in bed but alert.
• Mentions his gurgling tummy and need for Ready Brek (breakfast).
• Discusses waking rituals:
  • Checking the time.
  • Drinking water, going to the bathroom.
  • Cleaning his mug and bowl.
  • Taking his acid reflux tablet.

📊 Podcasting & YouTube Stats (10:00–20:00)

• Logs onto his laptop to check Spreaker podcast stats:
  • Apple Podcasts is still #1.
  • Podcast Addict has overtaken Spotify.
• On YouTube:
  • 1,579 subscribers.
  • 1.7K views over 28 days.
  • A recent spike in views—10x normal activity on one day.

🌐 Online Browsing & News (20:00–25:00)

• Checks trending topics via Microsoft Bing (since Google doesn’t show up).
  • Mentions Noel Clarke, Ingrid Oliver, Keir Starmer, and others.
• Briefly reflects on Ingrid Oliver’s partner having an eye condition.
• Reads up about news out of curiosity.

📻 Podcast Distribution & Fan Interactions (25:00–30:00)

• Checks stats on SoundCloud.
• Engages with comments and questions on his Facebook group:
  • Christine thanks him for helping her sleep.
  • Julia asks if he accepts Venmo—he investigates and explains why he cannot use it (only supported in the U.S.).
  • Nick and Mike discuss sleep timer features on podcast apps.

🐶 Vinny Time + Dream Talk (30:00–36:00)

• Vinny behaves playfully and stares at Jason under the desk—possibly wanting attention or to play.
• Jason scratches his neck and talks sweetly to him.
• Recalls waking in the night with a vivid dream and wanting to record it, but forgot it by morning.
  • Ironically, the dream was about waking up and forgetting a dream—a classic Jason moment.

🧘‍♂️ Tone & Style

• Whispered voice, intimate and gentle.
• Conversational, meandering thoughts.
• Infused with humor, warmth, and sleepy charm.
• Designed to relax, soothe, and comfort the listener, often distracting from anxiety or insomnia.

📝 Final Thoughts Jason signs off by encouraging listeners to:

• Be kind to themselves
• Feel safe
• And reminds them: "You do deserve to be happy." 💜