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👉 “Whisper Wednesday LMBYTS #1481 – Jason Newland – 5th November 2025”
(Duration: 1 hour, 12 minutes)

🧘‍♂️ Tone & Purpose This episode follows Jason Newland’s calming “Whisper Wednesday” format. It blends personal stories, idle musings, dream descriptions, daily routines, and light humor—all delivered in a quiet, soothing whisper meant to relax the listener and help them fall asleep. 💤 Main Segments & Themes 1. Opening & Context (~0:00–1:00)

• Jason introduces the episode early in the morning, highlighting the peaceful quiet of the early hours.
• Notes it’s an ideal time for whisper recordings (no interruptions from neighbors or his dog Vinny).

2. Dream Sequences (~1:00–9:30)

• Jason recounts a bizarre, vivid dream:
  • Watching celebrity boxing (with Tyson Fury and Ricky Hatton’s son).
  • Being asked to participate but declining.
  • Conversations about hospices and healthcare shortages.
  • A hypnotist with a grating voice attempting mass hypnosis.
  • Celebrity photo sessions with Tyson Fury.
• He analyzes the strangeness of the dream and reflects on dream-memory crossover.

3. The Pink Crocs Incident (~9:30–12:00)

• A real-life moment: He almost leaves home wearing indoor pink Crocs instead of shoes.
• Reflects on how adding socks disrupted his usual routine and caused the mix-up.

4. Jason’s Morning Routine (~12:00–30:00) A thorough, humorous breakdown of his routine before walking Vinny:

• Taking off his indoor cardigan and putting on outdoor clothes.
• Hydration, hygiene steps (mouthwash, deodorant).
• His philosophy on feet freedom—he prefers bare feet indoors.
• The great Sock Order Dilemma: right foot or left foot first? (Still unresolved 😄)
• Vinny’s wild reaction when Jason puts on socks—he associates it with going for a walk.
• Shoes, big cardigan, checking for poo bags (and how many to bring).
• Salutes a listener named Mike for a PayPal gift 🙌

5. Poo Bag Chronicles (~30:00–1:05:00) Yes, this became a dominant topic:

• The importance of quality poo bags (thin ones = “flimsiest, rubbishiest”).
• How cheap bags lead to awkward moments in windy weather or while struggling to open them.
• Jason’s strategy: pre-opening and organizing bags by pocket (right for bags, left for treats).
• Even compares using poor poo bags to wearing paper-thin clothing or “sensitive” materials (with colorful humor).
• Emphasizes preparedness and dignity in dog walking duties.

6. Guy Fawkes Night & Childhood Memories (~1:05:00–1:10:00)

• A brief, quirky explanation of Bonfire Night (5th November) in the UK.
• Reflects on the oddness of children celebrating a failed terrorist attack by burning effigies.
• Mentions “Penny for the Guy” traditions and bonfires in gardens.

7. Final Thoughts & Sign-Off (~1:10:00–end)

• Encourages listeners to be kind and gentle to themselves.
• Expresses appreciation for listeners’ support and reminds them they deserve to feel happy and safe.

🧩 Notable Moments & Highlights

• Sock Philosophy: "Freedom of feet" as a mini-personal manifesto.
• Poo Bag Preparedness: Presented almost like a TED Talk, with humor and passion.
• Dream Analysis: A dreamy mix of celebrity boxing, healthcare commentary, and group hypnosis.
• Whispered Humor: Even while whispering, Jason injects dry wit and gentle sarcasm.
• Bonfire Night Commentary: Delivers light British historical insight, Jason-style.

🔑 Summary in One Sentence A peaceful and meandering early morning reflection that transitions from surreal dreams and sock-related decisions to a hilariously in-depth critique of poo bags—all wrapped in Jason’s signature whispered tone designed to soothe you to sleep.