No Nonsense

By No Nonsense

Perfecting the art of the take on football with no frills and no cares.

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February 28, 2023Man United Win The Ultimate Prize in Football - The Carabao Cup, Chelsea Still Stale, Better Luck Next Year Newcastle
Fresh off a huge victory over Barcelona, Manchester United become Carabao Cup champions of the world.
The magic of the cup was in full effect as Saudi state owned Newcastle took on soon to be Qatari owned Manchester United.
Newcastle's 60 year plus wait for a domestic trophy continues.
Erik Ten Hag has got Man United flying and the football social media pages everywhere are making the most of it.
Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher do their best to pin it all on Loris Karius
Much like Newcastle, Erling Haaland is becoming a victim of his own success.
Chelsea whimper to a 2-0 defeat against Spurs as things go from bad to worse for Graham Potter.
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February 21, 2023Today, Man United Feel Qatari, Martinez Has A Mare, Arsenal And Man City Stay The Same,
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We celebrate the second anniversary of the pod! Just as the Premier League title race is blown wide open
Man City beat Arsenal and just as it looks like we've reverted back to normal, Arsenal win 4-2 against Aston Villa and Man City drop points to Nottingham Forest!
We try work out exactly how does this play out for City once and for all.
The first bids are in to purchase Manchester United, and we discuss why a Qatari owned United is really the end of everything in the sport.
On the pitch Man United dominate Leicester with a very impressive display to continue their own title charge which ended two weeks ago.
Liverpool look to be on the up again after good results against Newcastle and Everton coincides with the end of the club being up for sale for now.
Nick Pope gets sent off and will miss Newcastle's first cup final in a long time. This sets off a chain reaction of third choice goalkeeper chaos.

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* A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football
* A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot!
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February 14, 2023Pep Pleads for Pannick, VAR You Serious 3 - Judgement Day, Southampton Sack Jones
Lee Mason!? What have you done again!?
Pep Guardiola fires back at the press and their rude attempts to read back his actual quotes.
Pannick on the streets of London apparently as Man City fans sink to a bizarre new low in football fandom.
Three of the most infuriating VAR errors yet as three human errors take place using the system that eliminates human error.
The most money board game idea you'll ever hear.
Arsenal drop points to Brentford as Man City gain on them at the top of the table, setting up the premier league football final on Wednesday evening.
Southampton sack Nathan Jones after a poor result against 10 man Wolves see's them languishing at the bottom of the table.
We question without looking it up when Newcastle last won a trophy and get it more wrong than you'd believe!
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* A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football
* A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot!
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February 07, 2023Casemir-Oh No!, Big Trouble in Man City, The End of The Klopp and Pep Era?
The lads get together on their new favourite holiday of the year to try make sense of a particularly mad week in Premier League Football
A 4 year investigation see's Manchester City in some seriously hot water. We ponder what exactly this means and why now?
Pep Guardiola's extra sulky demeanour and odd transfer strategy is starting to make more sense as we dust off our old tinfoil hats
On the pitch Man City also slip up as they lose (AGAIN!) to Tottenham as Harry Kane begins the all time top Spurs scorer.
In a result which we predicted without realising, top of the table Arsenal are no match for the basics brought back to Everton by big Sean Dyche.
Frank Lampard's stocks have hit an all time low
Antony causes an unnecessary ruckus during a Crystal Palace game which see's Casemiro receive a red card for an unfortunate throttling incident.
What exactly is Chelsea's plan with all this buy buy buy stuff?
Matt Doherty moves to Atletico Madrid in an honestly mad move.
The sixth Spence haunts the French league.
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* A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football
* A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot!
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January 31, 2023Cancelo Culture, Everton Roll The Dyche, Fabinho Fouls Ferguson
A brief hiatus from the current madness that is the Premier League saw some newsworthy cup ties and transfers take center stage this week
After weeks of desperately trying not to jinx Evan Ferguson he his struck down by Fabinho as the rules swingly wildly out of control once again.
Trouble in Pep-adise as Joao Cancelo is swiftly booted out of Man City on loan to Bayern Munich after a rumoured bust up with Mr Guardiola.
Are Man City now for the first time in a long time actually lacking in a position and what is Pep's masterplan?
Brighton try desperately to cling on to Moises Caicedo despite Arsenals best attempts.
Where in the world did Mitoma come from and how did Brighton find him.
First ballot No Nonsense hall of famer Sean Dyche joins Everton. Will he be able to turn them around?
A blockbuster comment corner as over 150 people argued with Will on the internet over a pretty tame take all things considered.
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* A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football
* A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot!
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January 25, 2023It's Officially Arsenal's To Lose, Lampard's Out, Evan Fergie Time, Juventus Are At It Again
Like we mentioned last week, things change quickly in football, none more so than in the last week.
Arsenal make a huge statement as they manage to defeat Man United in a 3-2 thriller.
It is now Arsenal's to lose, confirmed.
We take a look at some of the characters involved in the game and how the future might pan out for players such as Nketiah and Antony.
Rumors abound as Harry Kane's future is in the news, and we wonder just how will he remembered.
Frank Lampard is OUT at Everton after another major loss see's them in serious trouble.
Who Everton should get in, who are they interested in and who is too good for them?
Juventus get yet another major slap on the wrist as they are given a 15 point deduction for cooking the books. And why is it going to bring Spurs down with them?
Ireland's new hope Evan Ferguson remains on the scoresheet and a new era in Irish football is looming.
The ultimate punchline to the Gareth Bale golf stuff.
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* A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football
* A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot!
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January 17, 2023Manchester is Red, North London is Too, Yerry Would Die For Everton & Mudryk is a Blue
Arguably the biggest week in No Nonsense history as both of our clubs win their derbies
Ten Hag's Manchester United manage to complete a 2-1 comeback against Man City after a blatantly offside goal.
Whisper it, but is Haaland effecting Man City?
Pep Guardiola doesn't actually care about the Premier League anyway so there.
Arsenal dominate Spurs in the North London Derby with some help from Hugo Loris to go 8 points clear at the top of the table.
Some unsavoury scenes after the whistle as Richarlison, Ramsdale and some guy from the crowd get into it
James Ward-Prowse pulls off an incredibly rare celebration after scoring the winner in a huge relegation six pointer against Everton
The Everton fans have seen enough! And they've got some very well written words to showcase how they're feeling. They're also going to scream it into Yerry Mina's face.
We reach out to one of our new favourite listeners
Shakira drops the hottest diss track of 2023 against Pique and it is a genuine belter.
Our players of the season (so far)
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* A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football
* A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot!
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January 09, 2023Pelé Did It First, Ronaldo of Arabia, Arsenal's Season Has Just Begun
The boys are back from their post Christmas illness filled break to give a very loose recap of what we missed while we were away
Cristiano Ronaldo officially moves to the No Nonsense Pod coloured Al Nassir in Saudi Arabia for a ridiculous sum of money.
How will Ronaldo be remembered in future years without ever getting that one crowning World Cup moment.
The great Pele passed away and some frankly incredible highlight reels have emerged since.
Pele and Maradona would tear it up in present day football, just give them a few weeks to get to grips with it all.
Arsenal are STILL winning and top of the league but things are going to get very real very soon.
The nicest and also the most insane comments we've received yet feature in comment corner.
Don't worry we're finished with the robot bit.
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* A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football
* A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot!
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December 25, 2022A No-Nonsense Christmas Day Bonanza
Happy Christmas everyone! Hope you're having a lovely day with the ones you love. And for when you eventually start to feel the uncontrollable anger build, we're here for you.

We give some predictions for the upcoming part 2 of the domestic season
What does Christmas look like for us and what do we like most about Jesus' birthday month.
Do you Know what to watch today? How about some movie recommendations from two lads who don't know anything about anything!

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* A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football
* A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot!
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December 20, 2022He's Done it! He's Actually Gone and Done it! - 2022 World Cup Final Show
Lionel Messi ends all debate as Argentina beat France in one of the most thrilling World Cup finals of all time
He genuinely did it, Messi actually won the world cup while being the best player of the tournament with everyone behind him in his last ever World Cup game.
Di Maria demonstrates the importance of not comitting heinous crimes against your own team mates
France were down and out for most of the game as their squad looked swept by flu
Kylian Mbappé scores not 1, not 2, not 3 but 4 (techinically) goals in a World Cup final and STILL loses!
Qatar picked an incredible tournament to clean their image with.
Martinez with another incredible penalty shootout which he very quickly overshadowed
The Argentina team along with Aguero sing some surprisingly mean songs about the French
Who won the No Nonsense Fantasy World Cup? And what will become of the No -Nonse-A-Tron 1.0
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* A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football
* A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot!
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FAQs about No Nonsense:

How many episodes does No Nonsense have?

The podcast currently has 293 episodes available.