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  • Wenger Rules in Play, Roy Hodgson's Mini Retirement, Gerrard's Generational Wealth, Vera Pauw Allegations

    What do Wilf Zaha, Dominick Szoboszlai and Steven Gerrard have in common? They're all on the move!

    Summer pod continues with a loose transfer round-up as we take a look at the in's and out's around the footballing world.

    Roy Hodgson continues on as Crystal Palace manager no matter what!

    Steven Gerrard immediately goes back on something he said once again as he heads over to join the Saudi Arabian Super League.

    New Liverpool signing Dominck Szoboszlai has Paul Merson and commentators alike sweating.

    Ireland women's team head coach Vera Pauw denies allegations about misconduct which have resurfaced just as the women's World Cup approaches.

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    42 min
  • The Race for Rice, Chelsea Clearance Sale, Spurs Say Nein, Robbie isn't Keane on Politics

    The summer pod officially begins as we skim through this weeks transfer news.

    Arsenal and Man City are involved in a 100 million + tug of war over Declan Rice, but is it worth it? (note. Man City pulled out of the deal literally as soon as we stopped recording so pretend you haven't heard that aspect of the story yet.)

    Judgey eyes of the Premier League are cast toward Chelsea as they clear out a whole host of dead wood to their alleged business partners Saudi Arabia. It all makes sense now!

    Cornerstone of the pod Harry Kane is back in the news again as a bid is apparently accepted by Harry and his family of agents from Bayern Munich. But it doesn't look like he is freed from his 7 year contract shackles just yet.

    In other news, Arsenal signed Kai Havertz, Man United pulled a cruel prank on De Gea and Robbie Keane is managing Maccabi Tel Aviv(!)

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    52 min
  • Acropolis Now - Ireland Lose to Greece, Hey Jude, Messi Vice

    Arguably the worst performance yet for Stephen Kenny's Ireland means the next Euros dream is likely over before it even began as the boys in green lose 2-1 to Greece.

    3 years in to the Kenny reign, where do we go from here and what went wrong in Athens?

    Jude Bellingham's blockbuster move to Real Madrid is official and to put an end to the transfer saga Jude let's Liverpool down one last time.

    Lionel Messi has made a move to Inter Miami where he will be helping run Apple and Adidas or something mad like that. But why now and what did Barcelona have to say about this?

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    53 min
  • Man City Win The Treble, Pep Has Done It All, Grealish Cuts Loose - Champions League Final Recap

    The 2022/2023 season finally comes to an official end as Man City are crowned Champions League winners to cap off their historic treble.

    In a nervy game where City were far from their best, John Stones shone through while Lukaku had a night to forget.

    Where do City go from here and will we see the drop off we've seen from the historic teams of the past after a huge success, especially from the still partying Jack Grealish? With Pep announcing he has just two years before he is done, is this the end of an era?

    Also we take a glance over at the other 'European Champions' West Ham as David Moyes and Jarrod Bowen do it for Danny Dyer and win the Conference League.

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    1 hr 1 min
  • Gundogan On The Double, The Saudi Super League, De Gea's Off The Team, Fa Cup Final and Europa League Final Recap

    Man City march on towards their historic treble despite Man United's efforts. A goal in 13 seconds from Gundogan saw City comfortably get through the Manchester Derby FA Cup final, despite the referee's best efforts.

    José Mourinho causes quite the storm as his on pitch and off pitch antics against referee Anthony Taylor see's an innocent man being accosted in an airport as he tries to go about his day. Sevilla meanwhile win ANOTHER Europa League, beating Roma on penalties This should set them up nicely for another Europa League win next year.

    The Saudi Arabian League has kicked into high gear as they are throwing money at anyone with a name that can kick a ball well. Balon Dor winner Benzema has joined and it looks like some more names are soon to follow. Is this China 2.0? Or is this the beginning of the new Premier League.

    Zlatan Ibrahimovic retires from the game after an incredible career where he played with some of the greats. Some of which he remembers more fondly than others.



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    1 hr
  • Ten Hag Cuts a Mean Promo, The Rise and Fall of Leicester, End of Season Award Season | Premier League 2022/2023 Recap

    And so the dust settles on a very entertaining and also very long season.  Man City are champions, Arsenal finish second, Man United and Newcastle are in the top 4. All that was left to confirm was the relegation battle between Leicester, Leeds and Everton.

    Before it all wraps up though Erik Ten Hag rouses the Old Trafford faithful with a stirring speech before their FA Cup final derby against Manchester City, can they stop the treble?

    Another chapter in Leicester's incredible story as they've had more ups and downs than any other club we can think of in the last few years.

    Finally, it's award season as we announce the winners of Freezing Cold Take of the Year, Newcomer of the Year, The Golden Lukaku trophy and one conventional team of the year, and one not so conventional.

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    1 hr 25 min
  • (Financial) Fair Play to Man City the Premier League Champions, La Liga's Racism Problem, Relegation Permutations Aplenty

    Man City are officially crowned 2022/2023 Premier League Champions as Arsenal slump to defeat against Nottingham Forest on a 'very sad day' for the club according to Mikel Arteta. Putting the charges aside City were deserved winners in the end but the huge asterix beside the title does taint things a little. We ask where does Pep go from here and when or how does the dominance end?

    Further down the table it's coming down to the final day as Leicester Leeds and Everton all vie for survival in must win games.

    Over in Spain, La Liga has a real problem on their hands as Vinicius Jr is once again subject to racist abuse from fans during a game against Valencia, which also saw him rather unfairly sent off. The La Liga presidents comments refusing to condemn the actions has seen countless players and managers coming out in support of Vinicius and could really snowball into something that could hopefully bring in real change.

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    56 min
  • Arsenal Lose All Hope, Top 4 Goes Down To The Wire, MNF Release The VAR Tapes

    It looks like the Premier League season is well and truly wrapped up as Arsenal whimper to a 3-0 defeat at home to Brighton in what is surely the end of their title hopes. At least that's what captain Odegaard seems to think. While Man City cruise to another easy victory thanks to Gundogan and Erling Haaland's new found supplement based athleticsm.

    The Top 4 race reaches it's climax with it all still to play for as Newcastle drop points to Big Sam's Leeds. While Man United and Liverpool win, it all comes down to the final few games for each team and the pressure is mounting.

    Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher were joined by Howard Webb in the MNF studios as they analyzed some cherry picked audio from the VAR room of some moments throughout the season.

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    52 min
  • David De Gea's Legend Credentials, Too Little Too Late for Arsenal, Man City Taking Liberties, Great Not Good Enough for Gundogan

    Another increasingly common David De Gea disasterclass see's Man United lose to West Ham and open the door to an increasingly improving Liverpool team. The race for top 4 is well and truly on. But how do these howlers impact De Gea's record breaking legacy.

    Amazing isn't good enough for Gundogan as he goes off in tears after one of the best games of his life against Sam Allardyce's Leeds United. No Big Sam didn't pull it out of the bag against Man City.

    Arsenal fight back against the dark arts of Newcastle and manage to keep the pressure on at the top.

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    50 min
  • Big Sam's Big Return, Classless at The Kop, Richarlisons Dance of Doom, Messi in the Middle


    Liverpool and Tottenham play out an all time Premier League classic which featured a classic Spurs collapse early doors, Liverpool almost letting it slip, Klopp pulling his hamstring and losing his mind and Richarlison chicken dancing just before one of the most crushing Spurs moments yet. Further down the table Big Sam Allardyce has been brought in to try save Leeds United from relegation, but at what cost to the swashbuckling attacking football that got them up in the first place. Messi has been suspended for two weeks after getting caught up in footballs newest international rivalry.

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    1 hr 10 min

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