No Nonsense

The Premier League final has come and gone and it played out about how a lot of us expected it to. With a resounding victory for Man City.

Pep Guardiola's Manchester team have perfected a new wrinkle to their game, the tried and tested lumping it to the big fella. It wasn't this game that has done it for Arsenal, it was the Everton's. the West Ham's the Southamptons' throughout the season. Erling Haaland births a new trademark method to get in the zone. Chelsea lose AGAIN, this time to Brentford as Frank Lampard closes in on an incredible managerial 007. And finally Tottenham's squad and owner both put out seperate apology letters after their embarassing 6-1 defeat to Newcastle.

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We're closing in on the big one, Arsenal vs Manchester City to essentially decide the Premier League title. And Arsenal very kindly made it even more important.

On this weeks episode we dissect what happened to Arsenal as they drop points for the third game in a row, this time to bottom of the table Southampton. We look at the stats and find out the last time a Premier League winner managed to lose twice to the team in second. Spurs are handily beaten 6-1 by Newcastle after going 4 goals down in just 20 minutes. Man United set up a huge derby FA Cup final after managing to bounce back from losing to Sevilla in embarrassing fashion and get by Brighton on penalties.

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The Premier League races towards the finish line with another exciting weekend of upsets and hammerings.

On this weeks episode we ponder have Arsenal really let it slip in a game they were comfortably ahead in against West Ham. Aston Villa absolutely hammer Newcastle and storm their way to potential European glory. Chelsea and Frank Lampard's woes continue as they lose to Brighton, and Todd Boehly has got some questions he wants answered. Over in Spain, Barcelona are subject to an incredibly damning and even more incredibly dramatic video by Real Madrid that dubs them as 'The Regime's Team'.

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Punches, elbows, touchline tussles, it's all happening in football this week!

On today's episode we chat about just why Robertson reacted how he did after getting a surprisng elbow from a linesman, Frank Lampard somehow returns to Chelsea upon James Corden's request, Brighton are apologised to for the third time this year by the refereeing body after they are robbed against Tottenham and Valverde will catch you outside.

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Due to some scheduling and technical issues we couldn't get a new episode recorded this week but have no fear! We're giving you a sneak peak behind the paywall with a full episode of After The Nonsense. The show where we talk everything BUT football.

On the latest After the Nonsense we take another trip down memory lane as we do our best Grandpa Simpson impressions and recall tales of our youth.

We also give our thoughts on fame and the act of getting a photo with someone who has no interest in being in a photo.

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After a more entertaining than usual international break for our boys in green we give our thoughts on how Kenny's kids are starting to take shape.

Ireland lose 1-0 to France in the Aviva thanks to yet another long range shot but things are looking encouraging and at least enjoyable to watch. Tottenham finally bite the bullet and sack Antonio Conte, while Paratici is also banned from all football matters globally. Bayern kick out skateboard loving dork Nagelsmann which opens a potential door to become Spurs new manager. Plus, we give a bit of a preview of the final run in of the Premier League.

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We are closing in on crunch time this season as the Premier League and FA Cup enter the final international break.

Conte gives an explosive press conference as he points the finger at everyone but himself as Tottenham drop points again. Where do Spurs go from here? The red mist descends upon Fulham as they totally and utterly lose the heads against Man United in the FA Cup quarter final. In case of emergency break glass and activate Roy Hodgson as we look at his beyond extensive career history.

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Finally some weirdos get their oddly specific wish of a hostless Match of The Day following the Gary Lineker controversy.

• Match of the Day is a soul-less husk of a highlight package as Alan Shearer, Ian Wright and everyone else you can think of stands in solidarity with Gary Lineker after he is swiftly punished by the BBC
• An increasingly common Casemiro L as he recieves yet another red card
• Liverpool drop points to Bournemouth after beating Man United 7-0 because of course they did.
• Man City and Arsenal both win as the title race continues
• Barcelona are under investigation for bribing La Liga match officials for as long as Gavi has been alive
• We have made the jump to Patreon after a disastrous start to monetization!

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Will has emerged from his cave and Cathal has emerged from his deathbed to sift through the ashes of two amazing Premier League games from last weekend.

• Manchester United completely crumble in a frankly unbelievable 7-0 loss to Liverpool in Anfield.
• We try to make sense of how this could possibly have happened and what must Casemiro and co be thinking
• We have officially reached our limit on fan banter punditry after a particularly unbearable day of jabs and jibes between Gary Neville, Jamie Carragher, Graham Souness and Roy Keane
• Arsenal mount an amazing 3-2 comeback against Bournemouth after conceding literally immediately
• What mid 2010s team is this Arsenal team "giving" as Cathal tries some hip new lingo.

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Fresh off a huge victory over Barcelona, Manchester United become Carabao Cup champions of the world.

• The magic of the cup was in full effect as Saudi state owned Newcastle took on soon to be Qatari owned Manchester United.
• Newcastle's 60 year plus wait for a domestic trophy continues.
• Erik Ten Hag has got Man United flying and the football social media pages everywhere are making the most of it.
• Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher do their best to pin it all on Loris Karius
• Much like Newcastle, Erling Haaland is becoming a victim of his own success.
• Chelsea whimper to a 2-0 defeat against Spurs as things go from bad to worse for Graham Potter.

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