No Nonsense

By No Nonsense

Perfecting the art of the take on football with no frills and no cares.

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December 16, 2022Messi Mania Marches On, Croatia Run Out Of Steam, Morocco Hobble Home, France Against The World - World Cup 2022 Show - Semi Finals
The stage is set for the Qatar World Cup 2022 finals, but first a look at how the semi finals panned out.
Lionel Messi continues to defy norms at every turn, leaving the masked Gvardiol turned inside out
Croatia finally hit a wall after an unlucky penalty and a moment of magic sees everyones favourite team Argentina reach the World Cup final
Why losing to Saudi Arabia in embarrassing fashion was the best thing that could have happened to Argentina
Morocco's medical team works overtime to try field a team of players that can keep up with France
Mbappé gets faster with every passing game
Benzema is threatening to return and achieve his crowning moment weather the French like it or not
The flu that has knocked France's squad for a loop
The No Nonsense World Cup fantasy league is heating up at the top after a great performance for the house robot, but at what cost?
Our World cup Fantasy is live!! Follow the link to join and be in with a chance to win a world cup jersey of your choosing.

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https://www.instagram.com/no_nonsense_pod/
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EMAIL - [email protected]
Hit us up with questions or feedback and we'll read it out on the next episode!
Support the show
Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods?
Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to:

* Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks!
* A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football
* A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot!
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December 13, 2022Kane in Pain, Messi the Merciless, Flying in Dutchmen, Goodbye Brazil - World Cup 2022 Quarter Final Round-up
Holy moley what a round of quarter finals that was!
France prove too much for England who are knocked out at the quarter final stage.
Where does Gareth Southgate go from here?
How does Harry Kane just go back to his normal life after that penalty?
Lionel Messi shows an edge we've never seen before in a battle for the ages against Netherlands. And there's nothing that fool Weghorst can do about it!
Two of our easiest most can't miss predictions ever are totally wrong.
Portugal have no answer for Morocco's crazy tactic of defending really well.
Brazil get knocked out after a penalty shootout against the wily Croatians
It's not Neymar's fault despite what you may have heard
The No Nonse-A-Tron 1.0 continues to divide us
Our World cup Fantasy is live!! Follow the link to join and be in with a chance to win a world cup jersey of your choosing.

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MAKE SURE TO RATE US 5 STARS ON SPOTIFY
https://www.instagram.com/no_nonsense_pod/
https://twitter.com/anononsensepod

EMAIL - [email protected]
Hit us up with questions or feedback and we'll read it out on the next episode!
Support the show
Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods?
Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to:

* Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks!
* A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football
* A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot!
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Retro Kits!
Want a retro kit to show off your ball knowledge. Use this link and support the show!

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December 08, 2022Mbappe Vs England, Brazil Go Nuts, Pretty Poor Penalties - World Cup 2022 Show
After an exhilarating group stage we wrap up a slightly less wild Round of 16 and look ahead to the Quarter Finals
Japan, Croatia, Morocco and Spain play out two 0-0s with both followed up by some of the worst penalties you'll ever see.
The frustration of watching this Spain team
Jude Bellingham is the star of the show as England breeze past Senegal, but do they have enough to stop France?
Mbappé OFFICIALLY announces his claim as best player in the world right now
Ronaldo is benched and in unrelated news Portugal finally manage to put all the pieces together and hammer Switzerland 6-1 thanks to a hat trick from Ramos
Messi does it once again as Argentina advance in the Lionel Messi appreciation tournament
The USA go back to American football once again as they crash out against the Netherlands. But how long until the sleeping giant wakes?
Will has a bone to pick with the house robot.
A landmark moment for the pod as we get called our first slur in our comment section. Listen to find out which one it was!
Our World cup Fantasy is live!! Follow the link to join and be in with a chance to win a world cup jersey of your choosing.

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MAKE SURE TO RATE US 5 STARS ON SPOTIFY
https://www.instagram.com/no_nonsense_pod/
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EMAIL - [email protected]
Hit us up with questions or feedback and we'll read it out on the next episode!
Support the show
Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods?
Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to:

* Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks!
* A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football
* A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot!
____

Retro Kits!
Want a retro kit to show off your ball knowledge. Use this link and support the show!

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1h 27min
December 03, 2022 Golden Generations Turn To Rust, Luis Suarez Gone But Never Forgotten in Ghana, Football Needs Even More Techno - World Cup 2022 Show
With the group games wrapped up and the last sixteen ties being confirmed, the boys recap the exciting final round of group stage matches.
Our World cup Fantasy is live!! Follow the link to join and be in with a chance to win a world cup jersey of your choosing.

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MAKE SURE TO RATE US 5 STARS ON SPOTIFY
https://www.instagram.com/no_nonsense_pod/
https://twitter.com/anononsensepod

EMAIL - [email protected]
Hit us up with questions or feedback and we'll read it out on the next episode!
Support the show
Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods?
Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to:

* Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks!
* A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football
* A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot!
____

Retro Kits!
Want a retro kit to show off your ball knowledge. Use this link and support the show!

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1h 19min
November 29, 2022Another Messi Moment, The USA Expect Wins, France Keep It Suspiciously Simple - World Cup 2022 Show
The World Cup is officially in full swing as the games have gotten increasingly better and better. This week..
Portugal are looking good despite people writing off their incredible squad before a ball was kicked. With two wins in the bag they are one of the first teams through to the knockout stage
France similarly are through and looking good. But is all as it seems or has there been some trickery afoot behind the scenes regarding Benzema's injury? Put on your tinfoil hats folks.
The USA and England played out the worst game of the tournament while both sets of pundits compete to see who is the least likeable and level headed
Messi has still got it believe it or not
Lewandoski finally manages to bag his first World Cup goal in his illustrious career, and now all bets are off going forward
Brazil are a well oiled machine with Richarlison scoring bicycle kicks while Firmino sits at home
Cameroon vs Serbia and Ghana vs South Korea play out the two best games in the tournament so far with goals, God and tears galore.
Things are really heating up in advance of the USA vs Iran game, with Tyler Adams asked some VERY tough questions
Carlos Queiroz takes aim at the U.S, Jurgen Klinsmann and anyone else who stand in his way going forward.
Our World cup Fantasy is live!! Follow the link to join and be in with a chance to win a world cup jersey of your choosing.

https://play.fifa.com/fantasy-classic/join-league/4KLICQWG

MAKE SURE TO RATE US 5 STARS ON SPOTIFY
https://www.instagram.com/no_nonsense_pod/
https://twitter.com/anononsensepod

EMAIL - [email protected]
Hit us up with questions or feedback and we'll read it out on the next episode!
Support the show
Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods?
Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to:

* Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks!
* A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football
* A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot!
____

Retro Kits!
Want a retro kit to show off your ball knowledge. Use this link and support the show!

Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you

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November 24, 2022Don't Cry For Argentina, Qatar and Iran Race to the Bottom, Glazers Out...No Really - World Cup 2022 Show
Today...we feel like podcasters
The Qatar World Cup is officially underway and boy oh boy is it weird
Qatar put in one of the worst performances as a host nation in the history of the tournament
England cruise past an absolutely brutal Iran and the hype-train is officially on the tracks
Upsets galore as Saudi Arabia and Japan beat Argentina and Germany
What is the story with the never ending extra time?
A rare moment of serious-ness on the pod as we discuss Fifa's threats regarding players wearing One Love armbands in protest
The No-Nonse-A-Tron 1.0 makes his in studio debut and he's got some explaining to do
Ronaldo is OUT at Manchester United, quickly followed by the Glazer family putting the club on sale in a whirlwind day for United fans
Everyone's favourite segment returns

Our World cup Fantasy is live!! Follow the link to join and be in with a chance to win a world cup jersey of your choosing.

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MAKE SURE TO RATE US 5 STARS ON SPOTIFY
https://www.instagram.com/no_nonsense_pod/
https://twitter.com/anononsensepod

EMAIL - [email protected]
Hit us up with questions or feedback and we'll read it out on the next episode!
Support the show
Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods?
Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to:

* Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks!
* A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football
* A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot!
____

Retro Kits!
Want a retro kit to show off your ball knowledge. Use this link and support the show!

Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you

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November 17, 2022 World Cup 2022 Preview Show
What more can we say, its a group by group, team by team breakdown of the 2022 World in Qatar.

Did we lose audio? Yes we did.
Did we listlessly re record it? Absolutely.
Did we also go out way to hard on Saturday and mess up the whole schedule, forcing us to use my headphone mic two days after the first half? Who's to say.

Our World cup Fantasy is live!! Follow the link to join and be in with a chance to win a world cup jersey of your choosing.

https://play.fifa.com/fantasy-classic/join-league/4KLICQWG

MAKE SURE TO RATE US 5 STARS ON SPOTIFY
https://www.instagram.com/no_nonsense_pod/
https://twitter.com/anononsensepod

EMAIL - [email protected]
Hit us up with questions or feedback and we'll read it out on the next episode!

Support the show
Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods?
Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to:

* Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks!
* A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football
* A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot!
____

Retro Kits!
Want a retro kit to show off your ball knowledge. Use this link and support the show!

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1h 58min
November 15, 2022Ron-Ye Goes Defcon 3 On The News, Haaland Is Stuck At Home & Toney Blocks It Out
The Premier League wraps up for the very normal and totally not ridiculous World Cup
Cristiano Ronaldo sits down for 90 minutes with Piers Morgan in his latest and boldest attempt yet to make everyone hate him
Is this officially the end of his time at Man United?
What exactly is Haaland going to do for six weeks while all of the Man City team are in Qatar?
Arsenal top of the league at Christmas kind of, is it time to believe?
Ivan Toney blocks out the support in an incredibly odd celebration choice after Brentford manage to snatch a victory against Man City
Not much calls for It Coming Home from England fans in advance of the Qatar World Cup, we wonder why?
What was the last time Newcastle could beat any team on their day?
We introduce our secret weapon to win the World Cup fantasy league

Our World cup Fantasy is live!! Follow the link to join and be in with a chance to win a world cup jersey of your choosing.

https://play.fifa.com/fantasy-classic/join-league/4KLICQWG

MAKE SURE TO RATE US 5 STARS ON SPOTIFY
https://www.instagram.com/no_nonsense_pod/
https://twitter.com/anononsensepod

EMAIL - [email protected]
Hit us up with questions or feedback and we'll read it out on the next episode!
Support the show
Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods?
Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to:

* Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks!
* A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football
* A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot!
____

Retro Kits!
Want a retro kit to show off your ball knowledge. Use this link and support the show!

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November 07, 2022Neville's Weak Defence, Spurs Slowly Drift & Salah and Emery Are Still Pretty Good
Two Monday episodes in a row surely a record for us at No Nonsense HQ
Gary Neville's first foray into TV outside of sport doesn't go as planned as he is slated on 'How I Got News For You' for his involvement in the Qatar World Cup
Arsenal breeze past Chelsea as they continue to defy expectation week after week.
Haaland returns from his Robo-slumber with a 95th minute penalty as 10 man Man City get a result against Fulham
Spurs slow starts cause trouble for them again as Liverpool get a 2-1 victory
The Arsenal Banter Era, a deep dive
Aston Villa get the bounciest of new manager bounces as Unai Emery lifts the cloud and they win 3-1 against Ten Hag's Man United
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EMAIL - [email protected]
Hit us up with questions or feedback and we'll read it out on the next episode!
Support the show
Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods?
Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to:

* Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks!
* A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football
* A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot!
____

Retro Kits!
Want a retro kit to show off your ball knowledge. Use this link and support the show!

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November 01, 2022The Antony Spin-Cycle, Conte Longs to be Lower & Benzema Hit's Em Up
A very spooky Halloween edition featuring zero Halloween content oooh scary!
We really ponder how rotten football is while also promoting their Qatar World Cup fantasy football tie in
Conte wishes he was at one of the big teams, his words not ours
Paul Scholes launches a scathing attack on Antony after he busts out his special finishing move during Man United's latest Europa League win
Liverpool fumble against Leeds as Marsch has five games to turn it around..again his words not ours
The bizarre tale of Real Madrid Land which is exactly what it sounds like
Cathal pins down exactly who Micah Richards reminds him of
Benzema's weird 2pac references continue much to our delight
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Support the show
Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods?
Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to:

* Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks!
* A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football
* A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot!
____

Retro Kits!
Want a retro kit to show off your ball knowledge. Use this link and support the show!

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FAQs about No Nonsense:

How many episodes does No Nonsense have?

The podcast currently has 293 episodes available.