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  • Kane in Pain, Messi the Merciless, Flying in Dutchmen, Goodbye Brazil - World Cup 2022 Quarter Final Round-up

    Holy moley what a round of quarter finals that was!

    • France prove too much for England who are knocked out at the quarter final stage.
    • Where does Gareth Southgate go from here?
    • How does Harry Kane just go back to his normal life after that penalty?
    • Lionel Messi shows an edge we've never seen before in a battle for the ages against Netherlands. And there's nothing that fool Weghorst can do about it!
    • Two of our easiest most can't miss predictions ever are totally wrong.
    • Portugal have no answer for Morocco's crazy tactic of defending really well.
    • Brazil get knocked out after a penalty shootout against the wily Croatians
    • It's not Neymar's fault despite what you may have heard
    • The No Nonse-A-Tron 1.0 continues to divide us

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    1 hr 7 min
  • Mbappe Vs England, Brazil Go Nuts, Pretty Poor Penalties - World Cup 2022 Show

    After an exhilarating group stage we wrap up a slightly less wild Round of 16 and look ahead to the Quarter Finals

    • Japan, Croatia, Morocco and Spain play out two 0-0s with both followed up by some of the worst penalties you'll ever see.
    • The frustration of watching this Spain team
    • Jude Bellingham is the star of the show as England breeze past Senegal, but do they have enough to stop France?
    • Mbappé OFFICIALLY announces his claim as best player in the world right now
    • Ronaldo is benched and in unrelated news Portugal finally manage to put all the pieces together and hammer Switzerland 6-1 thanks to a hat trick from Ramos
    • Messi does it once again as Argentina advance in the Lionel Messi appreciation tournament
    • The USA go back to American football once again as they crash out against the Netherlands. But how long until the sleeping giant wakes?
    • Will has a bone to pick with the house robot.
    • A landmark moment for the pod as we get called our first slur in our comment section. Listen to find out which one it was!

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    1 hr 27 min
  • Golden Generations Turn To Rust, Luis Suarez Gone But Never Forgotten in Ghana, Football Needs Even More Techno - World Cup 2022 Show

    With the group games wrapped up and the last sixteen ties being confirmed, the boys recap the exciting final round of group stage matches.

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    1 hr 19 min
  • Another Messi Moment, The USA Expect Wins, France Keep It Suspiciously Simple - World Cup 2022 Show

    The World Cup is officially in full swing as the games have gotten increasingly better and better. This week..

    • Portugal are looking good despite people writing off their incredible squad before a ball was kicked. With two wins in the bag they are one of the first teams through to the knockout stage
    • France similarly are through and looking good. But is all as it seems or has there been some trickery afoot behind the scenes regarding Benzema's injury? Put on your tinfoil hats folks.
    • The USA and England played out the worst game of the tournament while both sets of pundits compete to see who is the least likeable and level headed
    • Messi has still got it believe it or not
    • Lewandoski finally manages to bag his first World Cup goal in his illustrious career, and now all bets are off going forward
    • Brazil are a well oiled machine with Richarlison scoring bicycle kicks while Firmino sits at home
    • Cameroon vs Serbia and Ghana vs South Korea play out the two best games in the tournament so far with goals, God and tears galore.
    • Things are really heating up in advance of the USA vs Iran game, with Tyler Adams asked some VERY tough questions
    • Carlos Queiroz takes aim at the U.S, Jurgen Klinsmann and anyone else who stand in his way going forward.

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    1 hr 5 min
  • Don't Cry For Argentina, Qatar and Iran Race to the Bottom, Glazers Out...No Really - World Cup 2022 Show

    Today...we feel like podcasters

    • The Qatar World Cup is officially underway and boy oh boy is it weird
    • Qatar put in one of the worst performances as a host nation in the history of the tournament
    • England cruise past an absolutely brutal Iran and the hype-train is officially on the tracks
    • Upsets galore as Saudi Arabia and Japan beat Argentina and Germany
    • What is the story with the never ending extra time?
    • A rare moment of serious-ness on the pod as we discuss Fifa's threats regarding players wearing One Love armbands in protest
    • The No-Nonse-A-Tron 1.0 makes his in studio debut and he's got some explaining to do
    • Ronaldo is OUT at Manchester United, quickly followed by the Glazer family putting the club on sale in a whirlwind day for United fans
    • Everyone's favourite segment returns


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    1 hr 13 min
  • World Cup 2022 Preview Show

    What more can we say, its a group by group, team by team breakdown of the 2022 World in Qatar.

    Did we lose audio? Yes we did.
    Did we listlessly re record it? Absolutely.
    Did we also go out way to hard on Saturday and mess up the whole schedule, forcing us to use my headphone mic two days after the first half?  Who's to say.

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    1 hr 58 min
  • Ron-Ye Goes Defcon 3 On The News, Haaland Is Stuck At Home & Toney Blocks It Out

    The Premier League wraps up for the very normal and totally not ridiculous World Cup

    • Cristiano Ronaldo sits down for 90 minutes with Piers Morgan in his latest and boldest attempt yet to make everyone hate him
    • Is this officially the end of his time at Man United?
    • What exactly is Haaland going to do for six weeks while all of the Man City team are in Qatar?
    • Arsenal top of the league at Christmas kind of, is it time to believe?
    • Ivan Toney blocks out the support in an incredibly odd celebration choice after Brentford manage to snatch a victory against Man City
    • Not much calls for It Coming Home from England fans in advance of the Qatar World Cup, we wonder why?
    • What was the last time Newcastle could beat any team on their day?
    • We introduce our secret weapon to win the World Cup fantasy league


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    55 min
  • Neville's Weak Defence, Spurs Slowly Drift & Salah and Emery Are Still Pretty Good

    Two Monday episodes in a row surely a record for us at No Nonsense HQ

    • Gary Neville's first foray into TV outside of sport doesn't go as planned as he is slated on 'How I Got News For You' for his involvement in the Qatar World Cup 
    • Arsenal breeze past Chelsea as they continue to defy expectation week after week.
    • Haaland returns from his Robo-slumber with a 95th minute penalty as 10 man Man City get a result against Fulham
    • Spurs slow starts cause trouble for them again as Liverpool get a 2-1 victory
    • The Arsenal Banter Era, a deep dive
    • Aston Villa get the bounciest of new manager bounces as Unai Emery lifts the cloud and they win 3-1 against Ten Hag's Man United

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    1 hr
  • The Antony Spin-Cycle, Conte Longs to be Lower & Benzema Hit's Em Up

    A very spooky Halloween edition featuring zero Halloween content oooh scary!

    • We really ponder how rotten football is while also promoting their Qatar World Cup fantasy football tie in
    • Conte wishes he was at one of the big teams, his words not ours
    • Paul Scholes launches a scathing attack on Antony after he busts out his special finishing move during Man United's latest Europa League win
    • Liverpool fumble against Leeds as Marsch has five games to turn it around..again his words not ours
    • The bizarre tale of Real Madrid Land which is exactly what it sounds like
    • Cathal pins down exactly who Micah Richards reminds him of
    • Benzema's weird 2pac references continue much to our delight

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    1 hr 8 min
  • Liverpool Highs and Lows, Gerrard Will Never Quit & Cristiano Has Left The Building

    After some extended Women's World Cup celebrations we're back to catch up on what we missed

    • Man United steamroll past Tottenham and have seemed to finally have turned an actual corner, enter Cristiano Ronaldo
    • Ten Hag's no nonsense approach does wonders
    • Liverpool go from the highest of highs to the lowest of lows as they beat best team in the league Man City, and then lose to worst team Nottingham Forest.
    • A deep dive into that Darwin Nunez chant guy on TikTok
    • Gerrard's stint at Aston Villa comes to an end after he is sacked following an absolute masterclass in everything you shouldn't do in management
    • We go out on a limb with some absolutes regarding who's getting relegated
    • We lay down the gauntlet to the listeners.. kind of

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    1 hr 8 min

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