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We celebrate the second anniversary of the pod! Just as the Premier League title race is blown wide open

• Man City beat Arsenal and just as it looks like we've reverted back to normal, Arsenal win 4-2 against Aston Villa and Man City drop points to Nottingham Forest!
• We try work out exactly how does this play out for City once and for all.
• The first bids are in to purchase Manchester United, and we discuss why a Qatari owned United is really the end of everything in the sport.
• On the pitch Man United dominate Leicester with a very impressive display to continue their own title charge which ended two weeks ago.
• Liverpool look to be on the up again after good results against Newcastle and Everton coincides with the end of the club being up for sale for now.
• Nick Pope gets sent off and will miss Newcastle's first cup final in a long time. This sets off a chain reaction of third choice goalkeeper chaos.
  
  
  

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Lee Mason!? What have you done again!?

• Pep Guardiola fires back at the press and their rude attempts to read back his actual quotes.
• Pannick on the streets of London apparently as Man City fans sink to a bizarre new low in football fandom.
• Three of the most infuriating VAR errors yet as three human errors take place using the system that eliminates human error.
• The most money board game idea you'll ever hear.
• Arsenal drop points to Brentford as Man City gain on them at the top of the table, setting up the premier league football final on Wednesday evening.
• Southampton sack Nathan Jones after a poor result against 10 man Wolves see's them languishing at the bottom of the table.
• We question without looking it up when Newcastle last won a trophy and get it more wrong than you'd believe!

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The lads get together on their new favourite holiday of the year to try make sense of a particularly mad week in Premier League Football

• A 4 year investigation see's Manchester City in some seriously hot water. We ponder what exactly this means and why now?
• Pep Guardiola's extra sulky demeanour and odd transfer strategy is starting to make more sense as we dust off our old tinfoil hats
• On the pitch Man City also slip up as they lose (AGAIN!) to Tottenham as Harry Kane begins the all time top Spurs scorer.
• In a result which we predicted without realising, top of the table Arsenal are no match for the basics brought back to Everton by big Sean Dyche.
• Frank Lampard's stocks have hit an all time low
• Antony causes an unnecessary ruckus during a Crystal Palace game which see's Casemiro receive a red card for an unfortunate throttling incident.
• What exactly is Chelsea's plan with all this buy buy buy stuff?
• Matt Doherty moves to Atletico Madrid in an honestly mad move.
• The sixth Spence haunts the French league.

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A brief hiatus from the current madness that is the Premier League saw some newsworthy cup ties and transfers take center stage this week

• After weeks of desperately trying not to jinx Evan Ferguson he his struck down by Fabinho as the rules swingly wildly out of control once again.
• Trouble in Pep-adise as Joao Cancelo is swiftly booted out of Man City on loan to Bayern Munich after a rumoured bust up with Mr Guardiola.
• Are Man City now for the first time in a long time actually lacking in a position and what is Pep's masterplan?
• Brighton try desperately to cling on to Moises Caicedo despite Arsenals best attempts.
• Where in the world did Mitoma come from and how did Brighton find him.
• First ballot No Nonsense hall of famer Sean Dyche joins Everton. Will he be able to turn them around?
• A blockbuster comment corner as over 150 people argued with Will on the internet over a pretty tame take all things considered.

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Like we mentioned last week, things change quickly in football, none more so than in the last week.

• Arsenal make a huge statement as they manage to defeat Man United in a 3-2 thriller.
• It is now Arsenal's to lose, confirmed.
• We take a look at some of the characters involved in the game and how the future might pan out for players such as Nketiah and Antony.
• Rumors abound as Harry Kane's future is in the news, and we wonder just how will he remembered.
• Frank Lampard is OUT at Everton after another major loss see's them in serious trouble.
• Who Everton should get in, who are they interested in and who is too good for them?
• Juventus get yet another major slap on the wrist as they are given a 15 point deduction for cooking the books. And why is it going to bring Spurs down with them?
• Ireland's new hope Evan Ferguson remains on the scoresheet and a new era in Irish football is looming.
• The ultimate punchline to the Gareth Bale golf stuff.

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Arguably the biggest week in No Nonsense history as both of our clubs win their derbies

• Ten Hag's Manchester United manage to complete a 2-1 comeback against Man City after a blatantly offside goal.
• Whisper it, but is Haaland effecting Man City?
• Pep Guardiola doesn't actually care about the Premier League anyway so there.
• Arsenal dominate Spurs in the North London Derby with some help from Hugo Loris to go 8 points clear at the top of the table.
• Some unsavoury scenes after the whistle as Richarlison, Ramsdale and some guy from the crowd get into it
• James Ward-Prowse pulls off an incredibly rare celebration after scoring the winner in a huge relegation six pointer against Everton
• The Everton fans have seen enough! And they've got some very well written words to showcase how they're feeling.  They're also going to scream it into Yerry Mina's face.
• We reach out to one of our new favourite listeners
• Shakira drops the hottest diss track of 2023 against Pique and it is a genuine belter.
• Our players of the season (so far)

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The boys are back from their post Christmas illness filled break to give a very loose recap of what we missed while we were away

• Cristiano Ronaldo officially moves to the No Nonsense Pod coloured Al Nassir in Saudi Arabia for a ridiculous sum of money.
• How will Ronaldo be remembered in future years without ever getting that one crowning World Cup moment.
• The great Pele passed away and some frankly incredible highlight reels have emerged since.
• Pele and Maradona would tear it up in present day football, just give them a few weeks to get to grips with it all.
• Arsenal are STILL winning and top of the league but things are going to get very real very soon.
• The nicest and also the most insane comments we've received yet feature in comment corner.
• Don't worry we're finished with the robot bit.

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Happy Christmas everyone! Hope you're having a lovely day with the ones you love. And for when you eventually start to feel the uncontrollable anger build, we're here for you.

• We give some predictions for the upcoming part 2 of the domestic season
• What does Christmas look like for us and what do we like most about Jesus' birthday month.
• Do you Know what to watch today? How about some movie recommendations from two lads who don't know anything about anything!

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Lionel Messi ends all debate as Argentina beat France in one of the most thrilling World Cup finals of all time

• He genuinely did it, Messi actually won the world cup while being the best player of the tournament with everyone behind him in his last ever World Cup game.
• Di Maria demonstrates the importance of not comitting heinous crimes against your own team mates
• France were down and out for most of the game as their squad looked swept by flu
• Kylian Mbappé scores not 1, not 2, not 3 but 4 (techinically) goals in a World Cup final and STILL loses!
• Qatar picked an incredible tournament to clean their image with.
• Martinez with another incredible penalty shootout which he very quickly overshadowed
• The Argentina team along with Aguero sing some surprisingly mean songs about the French
• Who won the No Nonsense Fantasy World Cup? And what will become of the No -Nonse-A-Tron 1.0

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The stage is set for the Qatar World Cup 2022 finals, but first a look at how the semi finals panned out.

• Lionel Messi continues to defy norms at every turn, leaving the masked Gvardiol turned inside out
• Croatia finally hit a wall after an unlucky penalty and a moment of magic sees everyones favourite team Argentina reach the World Cup final
• Why losing to Saudi Arabia in embarrassing fashion was the best thing that could have happened to Argentina
• Morocco's medical team works overtime to try field a team of players that can keep up with France
• Mbappé gets faster with every passing game
• Benzema is threatening to return and achieve his crowning moment weather the French like it or not
• The flu that has knocked France's squad for a loop
• The No Nonsense World Cup fantasy league is heating up at the top after a great performance for the house robot, but at what cost?

Our World cup Fantasy is live!! Follow  the link to join and be in with a chance to win a world cup jersey of your choosing.

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