No Nonsense

By No Nonsense

Perfecting the art of the take on football with no frills and no cares.

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The podcast currently has 293 episodes available.

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October 24, 2022Liverpool Highs and Lows, Gerrard Will Never Quit & Cristiano Has Left The Building
After some extended Women's World Cup celebrations we're back to catch up on what we missed
Man United steamroll past Tottenham and have seemed to finally have turned an actual corner, enter Cristiano Ronaldo
Ten Hag's no nonsense approach does wonders
Liverpool go from the highest of highs to the lowest of lows as they beat best team in the league Man City, and then lose to worst team Nottingham Forest.
A deep dive into that Darwin Nunez chant guy on TikTok
Gerrard's stint at Aston Villa comes to an end after he is sacked following an absolute masterclass in everything you shouldn't do in management
We go out on a limb with some absolutes regarding who's getting relegated
We lay down the gauntlet to the listeners.. kind of
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Support the show
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Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to:

* Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks!
* A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football
* A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot!
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October 12, 2022Arsenal Have All The Luck, It's Not Just Trent & Ireland Face The Group Of Death
We really pushed some buttons with some of our hot takes in the last episode. Will it happen again this week? Probably.
Arsenal are STILL top of the league after a huge win against Liverpool
Dubious penalty's, missed handballs and VAR blindspots. Did Arsenal pull off the heist of the century?
Injury woes strike Liverpool as Trent, Matip and Diaz are all out for the next few games. We ask who will the publics eyes turn to now when something goes wrong?
Even more trouble brewing for Liverpool after a bizarre spat between Jordan Henderson and Gabriel in which Henderson it seems said something he shouldn't have
It's not looking good for Ireland on the Euro's front as we're smack bang in the middle of a very tough group.
It is looking good for the Ireland womens team however as they fight to go to their first World Cup.
Vague racism, hate speech, zero ball knowledge? We round up all of our latest comments
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Support the show
Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods?
Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to:

* Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks!
* A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football
* A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot!
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October 06, 2022Haaland Hauls, Arsenal Topple Tottenham & United Are Disrespectful - Episode 100!
Sound the air horns as we celebrate the 100th episode of A No Nonsense Podcast.
We gush over just how good Haaland as the big freak scores 3 and assists 2 in his first Manchester derby
Has Cristiano Ronaldo been disrespected by Man United? Yes if you ask his pals Roy Keane and Rio Ferdinand
Arsenal beat Spurs 3-1 in the North London Derby after a frankly insane tackle from the dancing Emerson Royal leaves Spurs in trouble
Xhaka hasn't fooled Cathal just yet.
Is this the end of the top 5's!?
Some kind words sent in by our "listeners"
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Hit us up with questions or feedback and we'll read it out on the next episode!
Support the show
Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods?
Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to:

* Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks!
* A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football
* A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot!
____

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September 27, 2022England Have Gone Southgate, Scotland's Revenge Tour & Rodgers Plots His Escape
After a brief hiatus as Will lived his double life. We are back to discuss all things International Break & a little look at the Premier League .
Stephen Kenny is now back to being BAD MANAGER as Ireland suffer a 2-1 defeat against Scotland, much to John McGinns delight.
A 1-0 loss to Italy sees Gareth Southgate recieve the dreaded vote of confidence from the F.A as England are relegated in the Nations League.
Harry Maguire puts unnecessary pressure on himself and then fails to deliver.
Has Brendan Rodgers had enough of Leicester and is it just a case of they literally can't afford to sack him?
We hatch a plan on how to get more accurate predictions on the pod going forward.
Easily the worst top 5 yet .
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Support the show
Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods?
Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to:

* Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks!
* A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football
* A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot!
____

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September 15, 2022Todd Boehly Bowls Us Over, Tuchel? Not So Much
After a surprise break in fixtures we bring you the latest edition of the Todd-cast, all Todd Boehly all the time.
Thomas Tuchel's time is up after a disappointing start to Chelsea's season, but is it too soon?
The All star game? We're all for it, and so is Klopp
Liverpools stop start season continues to stop start with a bad and good result in the Champions League
Top Five & Comment Corner return much to both of our annoyance.
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Support the show
Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods?
Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to:

* Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks!
* A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football
* A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot!
____

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1h
September 07, 2022United Run The Solskjær, Manager Marsch's Meltdown, VAR You Serious II - Rise of The Machines
After a seriously controversial weekend in the Premier league the lads discuss
Man United back to the good old days of three years ago where the counter attack is King and Scott McTominay is a great player.
Why Top of the League Arsenal are still on course to end 18 years of hurt.
VAR has its say again this past weekend as we ask, will they ever get it right?
Marsch is sent off for his own good.
The Bandwagon wheel rolls on.
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Hit us up with questions or feedback and we'll read it out on the next episode!
Support the show
Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods?
Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to:

* Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks!
* A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football
* A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot!
____

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September 02, 2022You're A Wizard Pogba, Haaland & Hendersons Hat-Tricks & Nottingham Forest Grows By The Day
We've returned just in time to cover a wild week in the Premier League and abroad. What a waste of a clip show!
Erling Haaland destruction of the beautiful game continues with not one but two hat tricks, against Crystal Palace and Nottingham Forest
Dean Henderson leads the charge as one of the 4 hundred new Nottingham signings. Will they gel? Definitely not!
Arsenal remain invincible and United are on the up, which sets up the biggest game between the two in what feels like years.
Mitrovic has cracked the code for Fulham. Who would have thought he could just try scoring in all of the leagues he's in instead of some?
The bizarre story involving Pogba, a witch doctor, his brother and Kylian Mbappe, No Nonsense podcast written all over it.
The Top 5 segment continues on no matter what!
After our hot takes ended up blowing up on TikTok we got some honest to goodness fan feedback for the first time ever. And Cathal takes it about as well as you'd expect.
THE BOUNTY REMAINS - WEEK 3 : No one reads these descriptions and to prove this message us on instagram and I will send you twenty euro
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Support the show
Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods?
Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to:

* Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks!
* A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football
* A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot!
____

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August 31, 2022A No Nonsense Clip Show - Episode 93.5
Some scheduling issues meant we couldn't record a brand new episode, but have no fear! It's clip show time! Some of our favourite moments from the pod so far to bring some new listeners up to speed. Including..
Nathan Redmond having the worst day of his life.
Harry Kane's brothers office.
No more extreme sports at Barcelona
Mr Zinchenko jinxes the quadruple.
Gary Neville and Lukaku in go karts.
Cathal is stricken down with an illness of the brain.
Will's Kevin Keegan-esque rant.
Ronaldo delights the Coca Cola board
A look back at the 21/22 season
and many more.
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Support the show
Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods?
Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to:

* Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks!
* A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football
* A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot!
____

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24min
August 25, 2022No Maguire? No Problem, El Cashico, The Official Premier League Sack Race
One of the wildest starts to a Premier League in memory continues with some topsy turvy results up and down the table.
Take the contract out, write whatever number you want on it man Man United are back! After a shocking result against Liverpool where they shockingly tried to win
Ten Haag seemed to emulate some of the legendary Man United managers of the past, but not the one you think,
Where do Liverpool go from here as they sit near the bottom of the table and winless. We tried to warn you !
Man City play out a 3-3 draw with gulf rivals Newcastle in what is soon to become the only game that matters over the next few years.
Arsenal sit top of the the table and all is going well. This spells disaster
Jesus continues his scintillating form with another amazing display, and why it probably wasn't enough for the insane Pep Guardiola
Chelsea discover what happens when your whole defence just kind of gets up and leaves for free during the summer as they lose 3-0 to Leeds
It's not your fault Brendan Rogers...It's not your fault..It's not your fault.
Bring out the board as we get our first GUARANTEE of the season, and boy is it complex
THE BOUNTY REMAINS : No one reads these descriptions and to prove this message us on instagram and I will send you twenty euro
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Support the show
Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods?
Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to:

* Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks!
* A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football
* A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot!
____

Retro Kits!
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1h 7min
August 16, 2022Battle of The Bridge 2.0, It Must Be All Ten Hag's Fault & Will Wants to Fight Andrew Tate???!!!
A high scoring, feisty premier league weekend resulted in bans, red cards and written apologies.
The biggest casualty of the battle of the bridge ? Graeme Souness impeccable record as an ally to feminist everywhere.
Man United sit bottom of the league after yet another heavy defeat in a very low valley in a history of peaks for the club.
Arsenals procession to the title continues with another championship performance where they barley conceded any bad goals at all.
A few new segments continue on despite no reason for them to.
No one reads these descriptions and to prove this message us on instagram and i will send you twenty euro.
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Support the show
Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods?
Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to:

* Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks!
* A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football
* A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot!
____

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FAQs about No Nonsense:

How many episodes does No Nonsense have?

The podcast currently has 293 episodes available.