No Nonsense

By No Nonsense

Perfecting the art of the take on football with no frills and no cares.

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The podcast currently has 293 episodes available.

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May 09, 2022Man City Win Another Derby, Should Kane Stay or Go, The New Chelsea era Begins
The Premier league comes to a premature end at the top of the table as results have conspired against the broadcasters out there desperate for some late drama.
Liverpool draw with Tottenham to end both their late drives for glory in the premier league but its not over just yet
Manchester City owners dispatched their hated rivals the Newcastle owners the Saudis in what may be the biggest and only owner rivalry over the next 10 years.
Chelsea start off their new era of American football ownership with a calamitous 2-2 draw at home to Wolves
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* Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks!
* A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football
* A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot!
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43min
May 05, 2022Madrid Never Give Up, Ruili Never Saves A Shot & Everton Will Not Go Down Easily
The boys are back to discuss two blockbuster Champions League semi finals and the latest changes in the topsy turvy Premier League.
Man City and Real Madrid play out an all time classic for the second week in a row as Real Madrid claw their way back to victory against all odds.
The lads have moved on from Thiago as this week Modric gets all the praise
After a nervy start Liverpool are too much for Villareal to handle as they do their best to their best to try win despite their goalkeeper
Everton cause a huge upset against Chelsea which gives them a big boost in their relegation battle.
Just how in the name of God does Chelsea actually get sold and how does it work?
A quick cursory glance at bandwagon wheels gone by.
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Support the show
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Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to:

* Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks!
* A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football
* A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot!
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49min
April 30, 2022City Win The Battle, Man United Lose Their Will & Villareal Sully The Good Name of Uefa
The long awaited return of the Champions League Bumper Episode. Featuring
Man City and Real Madrid play out an all time classic as Cathal struggles to see it.
Villareal are a DISGRACE to football if you ask some of the English media.
Liverpool Steamroll ahead as the quad rolls on.
The boys give Klopp his dues as he signs a new contract. Are you happy now Klopp you've got our approval!
United and Chelsea in a battle to see who cares less about the epic tussle for fourth place.
The lads have reached capacity Man United punditry.
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Support the show
Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods?
Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to:

* Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks!
* A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football
* A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot!
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44min
April 27, 2022Arsenal Steal A Lead, Liverpool Built Different And Burnley Bounce Back
After one technical difficulty filled episode too many the boys have had ENOUGH. As they after 80 episodes have sat down got new gear and actually learned how to podcast properly. We did it folks!
Serious business as Will's beloved Man United take on Cathals beloved Arsenal in a showcase of how far both clubs have fallen.
Trust Ralf Ragnick, he's a doctor.
A quick look at this weeks football related news such as Johnny Depp's trial and Seinfeld.
Burnley are on a tear thanks to (insert manager name here) as they climb above Everton in the table.
Speaking of Everton they are squashed by future quad winners Liverpool in what has to be the worst merseyside derby in history for Everton fans.
A quick apology to a certain future Real Madrid star.
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Support the show
Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods?
Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to:

* Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks!
* A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football
* A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot!
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44min
April 23, 2022The Return of The Quadruple, United In Failure, City & Liverpools Best of Seven Series
Reunited in person for the first time in 3 months, listen in amazement as the two lads try desperately to cover everything they missed in the last two weeks!
THE QUAD IS ON as Liverpool put City, Man United and everyone in between to the sword in an amazing run of form
Man United's umpteenth embarrassment this season as they lose by more than 4 goals to Liverpool (AGAIN)
Ralf Ragnick is asked will it be another thirty years before United win the title again, surely not....right?
The Bandwagon Wheel flips and rolls off the road as Cathals time in Greece comes to an end.
First ballot No Nonsense Hall of Famer Sean Dyche is relieved of his duties in Burnley. God speed Dyche we'll always have the looky likeys
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Support the show
Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods?
Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to:

* Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks!
* A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football
* A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot!
____

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59min
April 06, 2022Spurs, Arsenal, Chelsea, United - "Do They Even Want Top 4??"
Rumours of the pods demise have been slightly exagerated as the lads return to discuss all the happenings as the Premier league conclusion draws near.
Chelsea & Arsenal drop points which leaves the door open for Spurs to sneak in to 4th place in a top 4 battle which seemingly changes by the hour every hour.
Everton teeter on the brink of utter championship-ification as the relegation battle heats up.
An ENTHUSIASTIC, and JOYOUS look at the LOOMING Qatar World Cup as we go through the group stage draw and deliver what may be the lightest analysis you'll ever hear hear in your life.
The Bandwagon Wheel trudges along as we are dragged by our feet along with it.
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Support the show
Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods?
Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to:

* Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks!
* A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football
* A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot!
____

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56min
March 24, 2022Lampard Let Down, Barca Are Bueno And Gerard Has A Screw Loose
A quiet week in terms of games leads the boys to lean heavily on clips and quotes from various mangers while they compare they're approach to the contractually obliged post match interview.
Lampard unsurprisingly shirks all blame in a post match for the ages where he questions the very manhood of his Everton players
Stephen Gerrard's analytical brain would surely get him a spot on MNF if it wasn't for his disdain for most other people. Following his side's one nil defeat to the destined for top Arsenal, he had some choice words for the-best-right-sided-inverted-winger-in-the world-right-now Bukayo Saka, as well as fellow Journalist Des Kelly. Well done Des.
The Bernabeu was silenced on Sunday night after a four nil loss in the classico. Carlo Ancelotti handled the situation with class and control. Barcelona management and players literally declared their return.
The Greek super league playouts began with a W for Chris Coleman and Atromitos. If you didn't catch it don't worry, the boys break it down in fine detail.

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Support the show
Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods?
Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to:

* Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks!
* A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football
* A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot!
____

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50min
March 16, 2022Bad Times Don't Last, But Bad Guys Do - Premier League Round-Up
The boys are back to discuss the increasingly bizarre Premier League which continues to put out fires left and right.
Roman Abramovich and Chelsea get SANCTIONED. What does that mean you ask? NOT SURE!
Eddie Howe is in the hot seat once again as Newcastle's Saudi Arabian owners come under the microscope.
In other more distracting news Ronaldo scored lots of goals as Man United beat Spurs 3-2.
Everton continue to sink with another bad result. Oh Frank.
The lads suddenly come to terms with how insane following football.
PSG with their yearly collapse in Europe as they crash out against Real Madrid.
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Support the show
Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods?
Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to:

* Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks!
* A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football
* A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot!
____

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March 09, 2022United & Everton Give Up, Keane & Lampard Give Out - Premier League Round-up
Do not adjust your device it really is two episodes, one after the other, on time! Year 2 of the No Nonsense Podcast is well and truly rolling.
Man United crumble AGAIN, losing 4-1 to Man City in the increasingly one sided derby.
Are United really that bad? Or are they just having some really rotten luck (while also being quite bad.)
Roy Keane gives a monologue for the ages as he delivers his umpteenth Man United rant.
What do Pete Davidson and Alex Ferguson have in common? You'd be surprised.
Everton get pummelled 5-1 against Tottenham and boy oh boy does Frank Lampard have some thoughts on that
Atromitos have officially finished the regular season, and it's time for the playoffs in Bandwagon Wheel.
Newcastle continue their ascent up the table, but that's not what's asked of manager Eddie Howe at an interesting press conference.
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Support the show
Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods?
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* Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks!
* A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football
* A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot!
____

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50min
March 05, 2022Beat It Abramovich, Tuchel Does Too Much, Russia Vs Ukraine & Frank Lampard Does Not Accept Your Apology, VAR!!!
DO NOT LOOK AT THE NEWS. REMAIN FOCUSED ON THE POD. ALL RELEVENT INFORMATION CAN BE OBTAINED HERE AND ONLY HERE
Roman Abramovic gets run out of town amid dubious connections to Vladimir Putin
Tommy Tuchel pulls a pep in the cup final but has never had more job security
WWIII question mark. hopefully not because we're already out of depth here folks
Frank Lampard may not be entirely to blame but Everton are circling the drop
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* Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks!
* A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football
* A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot!
____

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FAQs about No Nonsense:

How many episodes does No Nonsense have?

The podcast currently has 293 episodes available.