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  • Jesse Lingard Hits The Jackpot & Richard Keys Hits The Send Button

    As the 2022/2023 Premier League season looms large over our heads, we are back once again to discuss the goings on of the No Nonsense summer.

    • Erling Haaland is off the mark with a goal in Man City's pre season game against Bayern Munich, can he be the entertaining bad boy Man City desperately need
    • Frank Lampard employs the F.R.A.N.K system once again after Everton's embarrassing 4-0 loss to Minnesota United
    • Jesse Lingard has signed to newly promoted Nottingham Forest for A LOT of money, this for some reason has really riled up Richard Keys and Gabby Agbonlahor
    • Thomas Tuchel sounds like a man on the edge after Chelsea suffer defeat in a pre season game against future league winners Arsenal.
    • A blockbuster emotional transfer revives our favourite segment.

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    43 min
  • Arsenal Have Won The Transfer Window, The No Worries If Not Sweet Spot & Will Remains Aggrieved

    After another enthralling week of transfer speculation and pre season friendlies the lads have started talking, mainly about the weather, but also

    • The winning and losing of the transfer window and what that might mean, if anything, for the team that claims that crown.
    • Ronaldo raging against the dying of the light and how a striker who scores 24 goals a season is the worst possible thing for a team
    • The lads were wronged in the year of our lord 2002. Cathal had buried it deep down in his soul. Will has thought about it every day since. Today the grievance is aired for the No Nonsense faithful, and beyond

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    46 min
  • The Pogmentary Is Boring, Tottenham Are Champions Elect, Ribery Remains Aggrieved

    The boys of summer will be boys of summer. After a couple of weeks and a corporate retreat later they return with a pretty not bad episode where they cover;

    • We watch the cinematic event of the summer, the Pogmentary {episode 1} so you don't have to
    • We discuss Tottenhams chance of winning the title this year with our spurs correspondent Byrnzy. No seriously.
    • And Ribery remembers when he got screwed by the system 

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    39 min
  • Raheem Sterling to Chelsea, West Ham Get Their Wrist Lightly Slapped & Hey Arnold - He's Wearing a Wire!

    The Boys of Summer soldier on without even the nations league for company, they cover stories such as 

    • The latest leaks that have come from Manchester United and how they impact the Pogumentary 
    • The Declan Rice postmatch meltdown gets revisited by both us and ueafa 
    • And all the transfer rumours that will most likely never come to fruition 

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    37 min
  • Ireland Find Their Feet, England Slip Up & Pique Did WHAT!?

    The lads return but with a whole new summer attitude and take a look back on the weeks Nations League action.

    • Ireland get off to a rocky start but turn it around just in time for the international break to end as is tradition. With games against Armenia, Ukraine and Scotland
    • England lose in big fashion 4-0 against Hungary which sparks some debate on where they go from here and what happens to Southgate.
    • They boys take a quick glance at the cryptocurrency crash , really.
    • What could have been as we ponder a world where the World Cup is happening right now.
    • I dunno what happened between Lewandoski and Bayern Munich but it must have been BAD.
    • Some wild allegations have been flying around the internet involving Pique, Shakira, Gavi and Gavi's mother.
    • The transfer dominos wait to fall as some big name players await their moves.


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    45 min
  • Real Madrid Do It Again, Mané Says His Goodbyes & The French Police Save Lives....Their Own - Champions League Final Recap

    Liverpool and Madrid played out the 2022 edition of the champions league final with some interesting takeaways

    • Madrid can not be beaten if they get to the final thanks to magic and fate
    • Liverpool look down the barrel of the end of the glory years and possibly into years of a rebuild
    • Mané is moving on to Bayern where he might get a few more league titles under his belt
    • Carlo Ancelotti is a big game manager and loves Leighton  Baines


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    47 min
  • Grealish Wins Us Over, Mbappé Turns The Tables & Seamus Coleman Is Absolutely Mortified - Premier League 2021/22 Final Day Recap

    It's over, it's finally over. As the dust settles on a dramatic final day in the 2021/2022 Premier League season we recap how it all played out and what it meant for the table.

    • Manchester City manage to win their 4th premier league title in 5 years in a 3-2 comeback against Aston Villa that was straight out of the final five minutes of one of the Goal movies.
    • The Quad is OVER as Liverpool despite their best efforts lose out on the title.
    • Jack Grealish gives a very likeable interview where he seems to have completely forgotten Roy Keane probably hates his stinking guts.
    • Frank Lampard's Everton manage to survive the relegation dogfight thanks to some heroics. Never doubted ye for a second Frank!
    • Spurs clinch fourth place rather comfortably in the end, pipping5th place Arsenal and 6th place Man United in a table finish that would have been pretty unthinkable at the start of the season.
    • The rise of the aggressive pitch invasion and flare use and our theory on why it's all kicked off so much lately.
    • Kylian Mbappe decides to stay at PSG after he is made an offer that he would have to be actually crazy to refuse.

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    1 hr 8 min
  • The Liverpool QUAD Will Not Die, Penchester City Strike Again & Whose Side Are You On Martin Tyler

    The most competitive league in the world will not let you off this easy, oh no, this is going down to the last day folks.

    • Manchester City are quietly suffering an injury crisis as they drop two points against the Hammers thanks in part to their ongoing penalty difficulties.
    • The Quad is still on as Liverpool send out the third stringers to deal with the most disrespected team (by us) in the premier league, Southampton
    • A special report on martin Tyler and where his allegiances lie reveal a pretty balanced if not totally speculative verdict.. 
    • The relegation battle continues as the three contenders for the relegation came up with 1 point between them. Do they even want to stay up?! eh?!!!

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    44 min
  • The North London Demolition Derby & We All Love Liverpool?

    Beach football is beginning to creep in for most of the league but for the few still battling there's some big results!

    • The North London Derby is handily won by Tottenham 3-0 after some truly bizarre choices by Rob Holding
    • Does everyone want Liverpool to win? Definitely not Pep man what are you on about?
    • We take a look at the infamous muted celebration
    • Lukaku gets a bit too big for his 2022 goal scoring record once again
    • KDB single handedly ends the title race after scoring 4 goals against Wolves. But is that enough for us two lowly podcasters?
    • A quick look at the FA Cup which has already happened when you hear this. Enthralling stuff.

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    38 min
  • Man City Win Another Derby, Should Kane Stay or Go, The New Chelsea era Begins

    The Premier league comes to a premature end at the top of the table as results have conspired against the broadcasters out there desperate for some late drama.

    • Liverpool draw with Tottenham to end both their late drives for glory in the premier league but its not over just yet
    • Manchester City owners dispatched their hated rivals the Newcastle owners the Saudis in what may be the biggest and only owner rivalry over the next 10 years.
    • Chelsea start off their new era of American football ownership with a calamitous 2-2 draw at home to Wolves

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    43 min

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