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Croatian comedy, Croatian food, ćevapi controversy… and one of the wildest credit union frauds you’ve probably never heard of. 🇭🇷

Croatian comedian Stanko joins No One Gets Hurt to explain what the comedy scene is really like in Croatia, why you should apparently NEVER call ćevapi a sausage, and some Croatian cultural rules we definitely did not know before this episode.

Then we get into the unbelievable story of the St. Paul Croatian Federal Credit Union, the Ohio credit union that collapsed after a massive fraud involving fraudulent loans, fake borrowers and more than $170 million in losses.

How does a credit union serving the Croatian-American community become the center of a nine-figure fraud case? And, more importantly, how angry are Croatians going to be that we called ćevapi sausage?

No One Gets Hurt — true crime, fraud, scams and ridiculous real-life stories. No murders required.

🎙️ New episodes every Thursday.

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What do the Kentucky Derby, herbs and spices, California freeways and a million-dollar bribery scheme have in common? Apparently today's guest?!?!

Today we welcome special guest, Tyler Gooch for an episode involving Kentucky roots, government corruption, questionable favors, and the logistics of allegedly accepting home renovations as a bribe?

Tyler tells us about growing up in Kentucky, his time working at the Kentucky Derby, and shares his thoughts on herbs and spices that we're still trying to process

Then we dive into the wild, true story involving CalTrans, and a corruption scheme where bribes included cash, wine, furniture and home remodeling

We break down the case and highlight the absurd details as we do best!

This is a true crime comedy podcast covering scams, schemes, scandals, fraud, white-collar crime, bizarre lawsuits, public corruption and ridiculous crime, no murders (hence the name "No One Gets Hurt"!) 

Which do you think is the strangest alleged bribe: cash, wine, furniture or home remodeling?

Like this episode! Drop your favorite moment or a crime you'd like us to cover in the comments! Hit the SUBSCRIBE button for new episodes every Thursday and new short form content coming soon!

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On this week's episode JJ & Tonio welcome special guest, Mikey Barajas!

We dive into the financial crimes of Joseph Francis, and a bank robbery involving a cat?!?!

The mood is light, the jokes are heavy, but Joseph's charges are heavier.

As always, we also discuss past and upcoming comedy adventures and let the conversation flow in whichever direction it might. 

You never know what will be said! We have fun here

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If someone offered you the winning lotto numbers, would you take them?

What if it was in a state where you can't claim your winnings anonymously? 

And what if it was to the tune of about $16.5m?

On today's episode, JJ & Tonio welcome special guest Tek Ho and they dive into the tale of a man who basically had a cheat code to the lotto.

They also discuss what they would do upon winning the lottery, gambling, recent comedy ventures, and someone gets pranked?!?!

As always if you like to hear about crimes from the perspective of a lawyer and a felon who both happen to be very funny comedians, you've come to the right place and we appreciate you tuning in!

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This week JJ & Tonio welcome special guest, Kimia Hashemian and the trio take a deep dive into a tale of revenge

How far would you go to get back at someone you felt did you wrong? What's your favorite conspiracy theory? How do you pronounce San Pedro?

All of these questions answered in typical hilarious fashion on this week's episode

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Could you use $150,000?? Do you have detective skills? Do you enjoy laughing? Then you've come to the right place!

This week JJ & Tonio welcome special guest, Timmy De La Cruz to the show and things get a little... interesting.

We bring current, still open cases to the table as we take a deep dive into one of America's most wanted swindlers, Christopher W Burns.

Then we travel across the world from Thailand all the way back to the states to discuss an alleged $340m Ponzi scheme allegedly perpetrated by Olena Oblamska aka Lola Ferrari.

As usual we relay the information of these cases in a comedic way and we also discuss life, comedy and today, paternity???

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Fake cards... From Pokémon to credit.

On this week's episode, we welcome the "Grand Poobah" of the Orange County comedy scene, Daniel Zambrano, and cover two unbelievable but true crime stories:

A man convicted of selling fraudulent Pokémon cards whose criminal background is somehow even more outlandish than the scam itself-- including a brinks truck robbery with an inner tube as the getaway car?!?!

Then we break down the case involving a fake credit card scheme, proving once again that fraudsters never seem to run out of ideas.

We unpack the bizarre details, laugh at the absurdity, and ask the only reasonable question; how did they think they would get away with it???

If you love the combination of true crime and comedy, be sure to subscribe for more content like this and to support the podcast!

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This week JJ & Tonio welcome a very special guest, Steve Walden, their 5th subscriber who wrote in and asked to be on the show!

They'll be breaking down the alleged $100 million Orange County bank fraud tied in with one of the largest fraud-based arbitration awards involving Southern California commercial real estate to the tune of $1.34 billion (yes with a B), plus the bizarre story of a man who turned stolen lottery scratchers into felony charges?!

If you love true crime, financial crimes, white-collar crimes, bizarre criminal stories and comedians making fun of the headlines, this episode is for you!

Your friendly neighborhood comedians JJ & Tonio take real crime stories and add the commentary, jokes and ridiculous observations the news leaves out!

Because sometimes the crimes are serious... and sometimes the criminals make it impossible not to laugh!

This episode will cover: True Crime, White-Collar Crime, Bank Fraud, Wire Fraud, Financial crimes, Orange County News, Breaking News, Lottery Scams, Crime News, Comedy, Dark Humor, News Commentary

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Pack your bags! JJ & Tonio welcome special guest, Jesse Ace and we're headed to Switzerland, France and Greece (circa 300 A.D.)

First, we dive into the shocking allegations against wealth manager Eric Freeman, accused of draining fortunes from some of the world's wealthiest clients. Was he a magician or a bad manager? Because he made millions... maybe even billions disappear.

Then we set sail nearly 1,700 years into the past to meet an ancient sea merchant whose voyage may have become one of history's earliest insurance fraud schemes.

From Swiss bank accounts to ancient shipping scams, money is always on the move.

Missing fortunes... ancient fraud... True crime with a sense of humor

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On this week's episode, JJ & Tonio welcome special guest, Herb.

They dive into the rise and fall of boy band mastermind Lou Pearlman, contracts to Ponzi schemes

Plus: police arrests and traffic stops that went sideways

Tonio reveals the time he was pulled over by a horse?!

And as always, the three C's: Crime, Comedy and Chaos, just the way we like it.