No One Gets Hurt

No One Gets Hurt

By JJ Jorgenson, TonioComedy
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No One Gets Hurt episodes

  • Orphans Eleven

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    This week JJ & Tonio welcome special guest, Gil Chris.
    Topics this week include comedy, a chemical spill, an oil spill, Orphanage scams and true tales from inside the IRS!

    54 min
  • Bankruptcy, Boobs & Baywatch

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    This week JJ & Tonio welcome special guest John Liu and the group discuss topics including a couple heavy hitters in the scam industry such as Robert Shapiro and Tom Girardi!

    They continue to expand on their list of what NOT to do if you happen into a large sum of illegal money.

    Tonio self reflects on a few of his own crimes?!?!

    Thank you for listening and as always if you'd like to put faces to the names head on over to their YouTube channel @noonegetshurtpod! 

    1 hr
  • Lego My Cheese

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    WELCOME TO EPISODE 10!!!

    On today's episode, JJ & Tonio Welcome special guest JP. On today's agenda, the black market. From Lego pasta to cheese that's just as good as currency. 

    They discuss how scammers evolve with the times, reminisce on early school days, their thoughts on children using profanity and sneaking into VIP as adults. 

    Get ready for a lot of laughs as usual! Thank you for watching and if you'd like to see JJ & Tonio do their thing instead of just listen, or wanna put faces to the names, head on over to @noonegetshurtpod on YouTube, drop a like and a follow and also leave a comment if there's a crime, scheme, scam or scandal you'd like to be covered on the podcast!

    1 hr 14 min
  • Scam School

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    This week JJ & Tonio welcome special guest, Dennis Vargas. 

    The ADHD is on high today as topics range from high school experiences, early mornings in the French quarter, school fraud, what NOT to do if you come into a sum of illegal money and Tonio's new hero?!?!

    48 min
  • Bullsh!t & Bourbon

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    Chaos at the rodeo... and missing bourbon?!?!

    In today's episode, we welcome special guest, Aryan Azizian and we break down a scam allegedly targeting rodeo vendors, in which fraudsters appeared to request payments via apps such as Zelle and Venmo, which turned out to be more bull, than rodeo.

    Then we dive into the legendary Pappy Van Winkle theft connected to Buffalo Trace Distillery, involving stolen bottles, disappearing barrels, bourbon flipping and one of the wildest whiskey crimes in American history.

    It's true crime with bourbon notes, hints of rodeo dust, a splash of legal breakdowns... and garnished with a discussion about coffee orders

    45 min
  • Rich People Problems

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    Fresh powder. Dirty passes
    Skiers and snowboarders chase fresh powder, but these days, the real danger isn't just the mountain. Scams. Fraud. Cons hiding in plain sight. When one seller started offering "too good to be true" deals on Ikon Pass and Epic Pass, riders thought they scored.
    Instead, they bought into a scheme that came crashing down hard.
    The con artist in this tale was on a long run... until an avalanche of evidence buried her.

    While skiers race on bluebird days, there is an underground pigeon racing circuit where you can bet there's a scam in play.




    Harvard Business Case Study

    1 hr 11 min
  • Bears & Otters OH MY!

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    Does a bear steal a car in the woods? This week JJ & Tonio welcome special guest Tony Grams and the ADHD goes wild as they cover topics including comedy, wildlife, sports scandals, breaking news along with a beary bad attempt at insurance fraud! Thank you for listening!!!

    51 min
  • You Don't Know $#!+@

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    Welcome back! On this weeks episode we welcome Evan Cassidy to the podcast and cover topics including religious investment scams and a maple syrup heist?!?! Thank you for stopping by and don't forget to follow the podcast for more content like this and to support the channel!

    57 min
  • Criminal Masterminds Pt. 2

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    This episode we welcome back Joseph Carter for the thrilling conclusion of his cliffhanger story from part 1, as well as a few other stories and JJ presents her topic about a heist in London. Hilarity ensues as usual!

    56 min
  • Criminal Masterminds Pt. 1

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    This week JJ & Tonio welcome their very first guest, Joseph Carter. In the first half of this 2 part episode, they cover recent comedy ventures, a game show scandal, and growing up as a "criminal mastermind".

    47 min

About No One Gets Hurt

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JJ Jorgenson is a lawyer. Tonio is a felon. Together they talk about crimes, scams, schemes, comedy and more!