No One Will Watch TV with Us

"Escape from New York"

The Hustler store, the Hustler store, the grandmother way to the Hustler store! 

This is the episode we've been waiting for. The one and only Matthew McConaughey drives his Lincoln straight through our hearts and right into our dreams as he mansplains Sex and the City to Carrie Bradshaw. That's right, the ladies have made it to Los Angeles to party with pornstars and turn down multi-million dollar movie deals. One of our favorite, very funny couples Ian Mather (@ianxmather) and Anne-Marie Trabolsi (@amtrabolsi) of the PIT's Pilots (@pilots_season) grace us once again with their hot takes and sexy sexitudes.

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"Don't Ask, Don't Tell"

Speed dating with the Avengers, Scottish sex, Charlotte's wedding (and her husband's broken wiener), and the moment we've been waiting for: the Carrie-Aidan confrontation. Michael Baldwin (@michaeldbaldwin) joins us as we delve into the bowels of the show's soul.

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"Running with Scissors"

Charlotte's wedding is almost here, which means Carrie has to do something WILD. We aren't ready for the drama. Carrie's running from her problems, and busting lips, breaking teeth, and smashing hearts along the way. Thank goodness Samantha's AIDS test and Miranda's harassment-by-sandwich give us something to laugh about. We're joined by the very funny Malorie Cunningham (@malorieac) to figure out whose fault this all is.

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"All or Nothing"

Well if we're talking Sex and the City, I pick nothing. Just kidding, I want it ALL. I want Carrie confronting her affair with Mr. Big; I want Charlotte's shrewd prenup negotiations; I want phone sex; and I want to see Samantha with a cold. But even more, I want Lilian to tell me about it all in about five minutes!

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"Easy Come, Easy Go"

Carrie and Aidan: a match made in heaven... right? If not for the return of the infamous jazz cat! That's right, Big is back and he wants a divorce! Meanwhile, Charlotte learns to manipulate Trey, Samantha teaches us about blowjobs (featuring the one-and-only Bobby Cannavale), and I forget what happens to Miranda. We're joined by the very funny Gabbie Fried (@0hmygab) to begin the affair of the century!

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"The Big Time"

Only five minutes for the return of Mr. Big?! Well, that's all he deserves, isn't that right, Emily? You betcha, because there's too many other great things to talk about in this episode, like puppies and babies and shrimp! Let's all have a listen.

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"Drama Queens"

Spoiler alert: Samantha Jones wins Game of Thrones!

Just kidding. 'Special' doesn't even begin to describe this episode. The very funny, very Jewish, and very all-around great guy Max Klausner (@max_klausner) teaches us (he's a teacher!) about poop, sex drugs, and Crazy Carrie. We do it for the fans, we do it for Max's mom, we do it for the drama!

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"Are We Sluts?"

Yes. Didn't even need a full five minutes. Just kidding, let's get into the nuances, baby ;) 

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'No Ifs, Ands or Butts"

AIDEN! You heard us! It's Aiden! But this isn't just any Aiden; this is long hair Aiden, and he has some issues with Carrie and her addictions (don't worry, he didn't find out about the shoes...yet). The lovely and very funny comedian Heather Harrison (@heatherhahs) (aka Heather Heatherson) joins the team to talk Aiden, race, and cigarettes in this most pivotal episode of Sex and the City. Let's get whack!

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"Boy, Girl, Boy, Girl..."

We're talking drag kings, bisexuality, big ole sock dicks, and so so much more. All this controversy in only five minutes?? This sounds like a challenge for our one and only Emily Austin. Lay some knowledge on us 👏👏👏.

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