No One Will Watch TV with Us

"Evolution"

In this special 5-minute recap, let Lilian sneak her way into your hearts the way Carrie wishes she could sneak into Big's apartment. Why is she sneaking? It's either to subtly make her presence known through knick-knacks or to murder him. Which is it, Lilian?!

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"The Caste System"

Take some deep breaths because this one's a doozy. Such a doozy we had to make it two doozies. We're laughing, we're fighting, we're making cosmos with the lovely and very funny Courtney Daniels, y'all (@courtneydaniels29). Get this hot, fresh take on Mr. Jazz Cat and America's disappearing middle-class. Just like every week, we're here to solve the world's problems.

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"The Caste System"

Take some deep breaths because this one's a doozy. Such a doozy we had to make it two doozies. We're laughing, we're fighting, we're making cosmos with the lovely and very funny Courtney Daniels, y'all (@courtneydaniels29). Get this hot, fresh take on Mr. Jazz Cat and America's disappearing middle-class. Just like every week, we're here to solve the world's problems.

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Emily Austin: @chemilychaustin

"Old Dogs, New Dicks"

This episode is WILD! We’ve said it before, but this time we mean it! Carrie punches Mr. Big, Charlotte’s lover has an adult circumcision, and Miranda and Steve are basically Romeo and Juliet! Can Emily calm down enough to recap all of this in 5 min? Probably not, but you can listen to her try. DON’T SEND HER DICK PICS PLEASE! We’re begging you.

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"The Man, The Myth, The Viagra"

In this extra special, super-sized episode Lilian gets spoiled and we get absolutely schooled by a true expert—Kerry Ipema (@kerryipema) of One Woman Sex and the City (@onewomansatc)!

This episode is A LOT--Samantha tries to bang an elderly man, Carrie tries to introduce Big to the girls, Miranda gets ditched for a politically incorrect piece of meat, and someone awful makes an appearance (it’s the real Donald Trump and he’s awful!) Thank goodness Kerry (K-Kerry, not C-Carrie) joins to help the gang dispel the myth of blue balls, explain what an Emily Post is, and politicize Teletubbies!

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"The Chicken Dance"

How the hell are ya? No doubt better than our favorite characters. Join us and our very funny guest Mary Cait Kelly (@marycantjelly) as we ask the hard-hitting questions about Miranda's love life, Carrie's poetry, Charlotte's promiscuity, and also Samantha's promiscuity.

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"Four Women and a Funeral"

Grab your tissues because JAVIER’S DEAD! Another character we have to care about, but we’ll never get to know. Gone too soon! This episode has everything from Charlotte dating a widow to Miranda buying an apartment (BECAUSE SHE’S AN IMPORTANT LAWYER LADY) to Carrie wearing rented bowling shoes. Emily takes it all on in 5 minutes!

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"The Cheating Curve"

Charlotte’s here and she’s queer...well not quite. But she is having the time of her life going to fabulous lesbian parties. Carrie’s dating Big but she won’t tell her friends. But they’re gonna find out when the reach into her who-ha to fix her diaphragm! Can Lilian and Ethan talk about all this goodness in 5 minutes or less? Let’s find out!

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"They Shoot Single People, Don't They?"

Single and fabulous?? This is THE episode--the episode where we find out once and for all: is Carrie single and fabulous(!) or single and fabulous(?). Send us your votes. The winner will be announced on HBO in the Summer of 1999. In the meantime, we have the very funny, very talented James Tison (@jamestison) to give us some answers.

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"The Awful Truth" - 5-minute recap

Can we tag-team recaps?? Well we did! Lil and Emily take on dirty talk, abusive relationships, couples therapy, and Carrie’s birthday. Oh boy, all in five minutes! Take it away, ladies!

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