No One Will Watch TV with Us

“Take me out to the ball game”

Balls, little dicks, and 9/11. And they said this isn’t a family-friendly show. Thank goodness we have the one, the only Tony Fox (@tfox15), comedian and baseball coach extraordinaire to help us through it.

Well, here we are, Sex and the City season 2, it's all uphill from here, folks.

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"Oh Come All Ye Faithful"

Y'all, we got deep this episode. But how could we not?? Crazy Carrie and the jazz cat confront the miserable dynamic of their relationship, Samantha falls in love (or does she?), Miranda stands up to the Catholic Church, and Charlotte doesn’t do anything because she’s hardly a character this season.

From all of us at No One Will Watch with Us, thank you SO much for watching with us! Here's to better episodes ahead, and we’ll see you next week for SATC Season 2 Episode 1!

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“The Drought”

I know, I know. TWO episodes, in ONE day. Can you handle twice in one day? *wink* Well how about THRICE?! Just kidding, two is enough--I’m tired; I have an early meeting tomorrow; I have a headache—let’s just go to bed.

Anyway, if you’ve ever farted in front of a rich jazz cat then this episode is for you. Tell us what you think, Emily!

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"The Baby Shower"

Guess who's back. Back again. Lilian's back with a 5 minute recap. Tell your friends.

Seriously though, Lil is like, really good at these recaps. So good it should be illegal. We should probably check with Miranda (she's a lawyer, I don't know if you've heard).

So in case you forgot, for the more "insignificant" episodes--as determined by Lil, Emily, and me--one of us (or all of us) will do a super quick 5-minute recap to catch you up on the plot and make a few silly observations.

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“The Turtle and the Hare”

Omg omg omg, you guys, Is it happening? It is. Emily’s boyfriend Jesse Swatling-Holcomb (@jesse_swatling) is on the pod to tell us how it's sexist and talk about the 8th character—Big’s emotional unavailability (in case it wasn't obvious). We’ve got boys, we’ve got girls, we’ve got respect and equality for everyone else. So strap up your strappy sandals, brush your teeth, and dildo your dildos because it’s time for Sex and the City biiiiiiitch.

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"Three's a Crowd"

Threesomes! Threesomes everywhere! Thank goodness we have not one, but two guests (a couple, in fact!) to help tackle this one. Can their love stand the test of Charlotte's threesome, first-date interrogations, and Ethan's heteronormativity? Probably! But let's find out!

Listen, I know we said we'd write a long description about the clit in your butthole, but Ethan wrote this and he is still insisting that there isn't a clit in your butthole. So it's up to you, listeners, send us your thoughts about the clit in your butthole. Diagrams are welcome; photos...not so welcome, but we appreciate the thought.

Bless our guests: Anne-Marie Trabolsi (@amtrabolsi) & Ian Mather (@ianxmather). Be sure to check out Ian’s book “Mean Mr. Trump.”

Stay sexy.

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"The Monogamists"

Now if you're like us, or our guest Lani Harms (@laniharms), you love Sex and the City, but you wish there were more discussions about real estate--emotional real estate, that is...bet you didn't see that one coming. We're talking about our little emotionally-sidestepping jazz cat, we're talking about Charlotte's sexual hangups (again.), we're talking about Miranda's Mr. Big tendencies, and--full disclosure--we're also talking about actual real estate (Samantha to the rescue, yet again).

Oh boy, let's stand still for a second...Where's the peanut butter?

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"Secret Sex"

Shhhhhhh! This episode’s about Secret Sex. Don’t tell anyone. We’re joined by our first guest Nick Sanza (@nicksanza) of Red Couch Covers (@redcouch.co) who helps answer some hard hitting questions: Is Carrie’s dress really a naked dress? Will Carrie and Big finally do the deed? Will Charlotte get her friends to stop screaming about her sex life at her office? Will Carrie and the gang get arrested for drinking in public? Find out on this week’s episode.

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"The Power of Female Sex" - 5-minute recap

What? Did you think we were going to do near-hour-long episodes for every episode of a TV series? That's crazy--who has that time? I mean, we do, but you probably don't. And we're doing this for you. Don't forget that. Ever.

So here's the deal: for the more "insignificant" episodes--as determined by Lil, Emily, and me--one of us (or all of us) will do a super quick 5-minute recap to catch you up on the plot and make a few silly observations. When the time is right, you can expect these on Thursdays.

Party on.

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