Rasta Rob has not had a bowel movement in 11 days — how on earth is he still up for the Monster Air award?!

In non-Highway news, Mikey and Buck discuss the swell heard 'round the world in New Jersey and another semi-relevant one on the Gold Coast.

Back to excrement, we speak with Chris Papaleo (aka Salty Beards) who roasted covid surfers so hard on Instagram that they left a coiled brown snake on his doorstep.

In more somber news, we break down the recent string of shark attacks in South Australia and a Nicholas Cage surf film in WA.