So Mainstream AFL Media has again been lured into some very Squinters-shaped rox by our siren song. Here is a little orange amuse bouche from Sparrow and Needles about how the GWS Giants are going to have a rebuilding year by winning the flag in a scrappy fashion (thank-you Lawso and Coco) that we recorded it for the Sporting News, which may or may not be a thing, but the guy, Aiden, who asked us to do it had lots of Sporting News-type words in his email address so it could be kosher. Anyway, we dunno if his mob is going to post it or not - it might be too cutting-edge, too unfiltered - and we was going to leave it, but Sparrow leaned into Needles and put the hard word on him, so here it is!

Happy Aussie Rules.