In today’s episode Chas and David play “Marry, Shag, K!ll” with Musk, Zuck, and Bezos, decide which industry they’d like to oligarch, start preparing how to appease the aliens, and steel themselves to make contact with their fellow citizens. Enjoy!

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In today’s show Chas and David recap how differing their tastes are from the Oscar academy’s, and then power rank hot nuts, lament mealy mouth openings, revel in pillowy goodness of nougat, and identify the exact temp (and alkalinity) to pull the perfect espresso. Enjoy! 

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In today’s show Chas and David attempt making efficient cuts in their households and learn along the way the price of quality, the value of loyalty, why men are so bad a finding things, and explain why you should never trust someone who wants to plant a recording device in your home. Enjoy!

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In today’s show, Chas and David attempt to measure the power of being the leader of the free world, they pay homage to the pioneers, fantasize about wielding the position, and predict the inevitable collapse that follows ultimate power. Enjoy!

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In today’s show Chas and David pull up their bank statements to reveal how much money they spend on food and leisure, what qualifies as an essential expense vs gaudy, and when it’s okay to splurge. Enjoy!

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In today’s show, pulling attention from The Grammy’s, we celebrate our first annual The Rotten’s! Your guide to: the Best Old Person, Best Snack, Best Accessory and why you have carte blanche to eat fast food. Enjoy!

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In today’s show Chas laments his wife’s departure and attempts to balance a new plan for productivity and indulgence, hopes to leverage Ai without empowering an android takeover, and begs for an open-source solution will end his bitter loneliness. Enjoy!

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In today’s show Chas analyzes each generation’s strengths and foibles to identify civilization’s high mark and attempts to pinpoint our inevitable collapse, when was the best era to be alive and whom’s to blame for humanities woes. Enjoy! 

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In today’s show Chas and David contemplate a grim reality, plot their funeral, beg for remembrance, and then find inspiration (and grotesqueness) in the new “don’t die” movement. Enjoy!

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In today’s show Chas and David celebrate Public Domain day! From Mickey, to Popeye, to Gershwin and Ravel, the boys plot a marketing campaign for world domination fairly using the finest creative IPs. Enjoy!

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