NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

Karmic is having a meltdown now that he’s back in his simple home in his simple town with his simple life. A grown man yelling and screaming at inanimate objects, a software company, and the sky is not a becoming trait that women seek when pursuing a partner. Keanu C. Thompson takes the torch from Aaron Imholte. patting herself on the back for breaking up the Pretty Antisocial duo by fabricating a world where she is good at things. Aaron makes some moves in the court system and continues to delude himself. But will it pay off in the long run for the serum-sucking beta?

KarmicX is home and the dopamine from his time with mid witch Felicia Gillespie is making him question his entire life as he tries to get clean for her. Joey C lets his wife perform a wedding in their living room and it gives viewers quite a lot to behold. Lemmi and Granny, pseudo-stars of the Dabbleverse have split up and Granny seems very bitter about it. Michael Ray Bower makes some distressing statements in his latest cry for help video. Patrick gets an email from Richard Leland Neal and it isn’t clear that he is open and receptive to assistance from the Onionverse at this time.

Karmic Karmic Karmic Karmic Karmic Chameleon! You come and go! You can’t come and almost never go anywhere! Let’s get to watchin’! Richard Leland Neal calls in.

Join Patrick, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while ratcheting up his lies and sperg-sessions for our amusement.

Keanu C. Thompson is fresh off a weekend of frolicking around with other internet thots and she sits down with her ghoulish mother to complain about it. We have an original film to watch from Alex Holliday that is sure to get your blood pumping! Find out who makes the best potato salad and why anyone would ever want to make chicken soaked in Coca-Cola in our latest culinary expeditions.

The world had gone and gotten itself in a big damn hurry! We’ve got an awesome film to watch from our favorite new director, Alex Holliday. Make your popcorn now! KarmicX is going on the Alex Stein show, which should help to temper his ego as he starts lashing out at Patrick and the clippers. We’ve got the self-proclaimed Queen of Sweet Tea whipping up a batch of soup if you’re hungry. Chad Zumock continues to pump out garbage from his new studio. Crazy Joe has a whole new batch of videos to make the Onions seethe! It’s a Mulligan stew mukbang over here in Oniontown!

This weekend was the big meetup in the Catskill’s of Chrissie Mayr and all her besties at her content hotel event. What happened and why? Was it worth it? How is this thing a thing? Michael Ray Bower hasn’t always been this way. Or has he? Let’s watch an old video from the time before he lived in his bachelor box and see if we can find some clues. Chad Zumock has moved for the first time in five years, boasting about a new life with a mysterious new girlfriend. But is it the same old Chad we’ve come to laugh at, or will this be the beginning of a new redemption arc for the Ohio simpleton?

Join Patrick and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while ratcheting up his lies and sperg-sessions for our amusement.

Come watch. We just watch over here.

Tony Michael Johns, aka The Ladies’ Man, is in the local new and loving his newfound controversial fame. Let’s catch up with one of the nuttiest criminals the internet has to offer. KarmicX is back home, and the quiet solitude of his trailer is clearly getting to him. The delusion is stronger with this Minnesotan basic that perhaps any other weirdo we’ve covered. But I digress. We’ve got another film to watch from self-proclaimed director Alex Holliday, and the creative process of this slow rivals that of Metropolitan Detective. Crazy Joe has some thoughts that we must go over. Chad Zumock is gearing up to start streaming again from his new place. But where is it? Does anyone know? Chad is certainly a superior mind and devilish trickster who may be pulling one over on everyone – OGAIN!