NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

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  • October 22, 2025: CHAD ZUMOCK Is FEELING! KarmicX Wants A Mask! Justina’s HAUL!

    Charles Chance walks us down memory lane by reliving some high school glory days. Chad Zumock is mad that the internet has discovered his secret girlfriend and emails Patrick to tell him to lay off after hallucinating an attack that didn’t happen. We watch his show with Dr. Steve and Tony Mazur to see the Mudshark become a beta before our very eyes. KarmicX has received money to buy himself a sexy devil mask that he’s been fantasizing about for months, but refuses to actually follow through. One of our favorite them/theys is back from a grocery haul and wants to show off her bagels. Hubba hubba!

    4 hr 48 min
  • October 21, 2025: Karmic Gets Conned! Chad Zumock More LOST Than Ever! Donkey Lips Needs CASH!

    Chad Zumock has been back from his trip to Cleveland for a week, and you won’t believe it but he’s completely gone back on his word to only do members streams for the rest of the month. Watch as the clueless and talentless boob tries to do a morning show, only to flame out after an hour by admitting he has nothing. Karmic is still camping out at his girlfriend’s house, postponing his return to reality and the inevitable crash that will come the minute he gets back on Minnesota soil. While he’s been gone, the childlike rube has fallen for a scam and lost an untold amount of money. Watch him rage and plot his revenge live! Michael Ray Bower is opening up about his finances, and he is trying to get ahead of the curve on his bills. Won’t you help him pay his November rent?

    4 hr 54 min
  • October 17, 2025: Metropolitan Detective! Chad’s Back! Are People TURNING On Karmic?

    We’ve got a busy day, and Patrick is here for it! Three BANGER shows, including This Little Piggy later and a Members Only stream tonight. Grab your popcorn and join Patrick for this early morning kickoff to what promises to be an eventful day. Charles Chance took some time away from checking in with the internet, but he’s back and we wanna know what’s been going on. We’re finally continuing the Metropolitan Detective saga, nearing ever-closer to the end of the series. Chad Zumock is back from his trip to Cleveland and is already backtracking on his promise to only do member streams all month after a lackluster reception. Kevin Brennan seems to be losing interest in Karmic and is back to recycling old dummies on his show.

    3 hr 55 min
  • THIS LITTLE PIGGY: Aaron Imholte Goes To JAIL! (October 17, 2025)

    Aaron Imholte is going to jail for non-consensual dissemination of sexual images, aka revenge porn. He will be in the clink for over a week, and the spin and deflection this week has been majestic! As Aaron checks in to his new county digs, we break down the situation. Join Patrick, Tookie, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while ratcheting up his lies and sperg-sessions for our amusement.

    4 hr 29 min
  • October 15, 2025: Content Buffet! Richard Leland Neal Returns! GEANU As DUMB As Ever! P.O. Box!

    Patrick has been running around putting out fires in places you don’t even want to know about! Today we jump back in to some favorites we haven’t talked about in awhile, from Richard Leland Neal to Crazy Joe to Tony Michael Johns – worker! Keanu and Geno are back at rock-bottom viewer numbers and we take a look at why people don’t seem to be digging their nontent! Aaron Imholte gets some bad news about his upcoming jail sentence for his conviction on revenge porn charges. We dive in to the P.O. Box to see what disasters have been mailed to Patrick! Plus some new stuff if there’s time!

    4 hr 49 min
  • October 8, 2025: Failed Comedian CHAD ZUMOCK Is CRASHING! Steel Toe Continues SPIRALING In Cope!

    Chad Zumock is having a rough life. After being rejected by his mother, father, stepfather, women everywhere, his radio career, Los Angeles comedians, New York comedians, Florida comedians, podcasting associates, several co-hosts and guests, and comedy bookers worldwide, he’s having a bit of a FEELING day. Watch as we unpack Chad’s latest meltdown, brought on by his last-resort style show which focuses on making fun of more talented and successful podcasters and lashing out at chat participants for no reason at all. Convicted revenge pr0nographer Aaron Imholte is still reeling from his major L last week in court, and the spin is at an all-time high!

    5 hr 47 min
  • October 6, 2025: Chad Zumock Being Chad Zumock! Keanu & Geno Are As DUMB As They Come!

    Another month of the Dabbleverse brings another month of the same idiots doing the same old stuff they always do! Chad is busy trying to ruin other people’s gigs to somehow elevate the sad remnants of his sad little comedy career. Keanu and Geno are being as redacted as usual, blissfully unaware that they are the laughing stocks of this entire segment of the internet and not understanding anything that’s happening around them. ichard Leland Neal is claiming that Patrick has made threats on his life and is trying to get the entire NLO YouTube channel nuked.

    3 hr 51 min
  • THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe Conviction Show! (October 3, 2025)

    Aaron Imholte is now a convicted revenge pornographer and has been sentenced to serve 15 days in the county jail. Of course the spin from Aaron began almost immediately, and the dullest amongst us have started getting it wrong. You can count on TLP for accurate information and analysis in a sea of Kikis and Genos getting it all wrong! Join Patrick, Tookie, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while ratcheting up his lies and sperg-sessions for our amusement.

    3 hr 26 min
  • September 30, 2025: STEEL TOE Sentencing! KARMICX Lies Exposed & Relationship Crash Out!

    Aaron Imholte is headed back to court this morning, and many people are sure to be covering what happens with the pretend radio man as one of his legal battles possibly comes to an end. With new charges dropping on Monday, it’s likely that this isn’t going to go well for our little Mooby. Let’s hear your predictions and see the fallout live! It’s been just a couple of months since KarmicX met and fell for his love, Felicia Gillespie, and the small town Minnesota boy is really going through it. Let’s watch the unraveling of a real man over the past couple of days and speculate what might be happening next between the Dabbleverse’s most toxic couple after lies get exposed to the audience.

    5 hr 27 min

About NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

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For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world,…

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