NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

INT. BASEMENT – MORNING. The Steel Toe Morning Show starring Aaron Imholte and his sideshow freaks has been on air for 28 minutes and something goes horribly wrong. Come watch a man with MS crumble to the ground before our very eyes. Someone remind me – does MS stand for MUCH SENSITIVE? Nobody ever thought Johnny had talent, a personality, or even a voice for the radio, but we have always left the little crutch critter alone. Out of the darkness steps the most unlikely hero in Mersh, who fires a shot across the crippled bow of Krunchman that lands with such precision that it shall be talked about henceforth! Behold as the second cohost in as many months runs from the broadcast in tears, only to return and do it again TWO MORE TIMES before Mooby waves the white flag, declares the internet a bunch of meanies, and loses another wrestling match with his conscious over which of his stupid friends to side with. One thing is becoming very clear – Mooby better learn to fly solo!

We’d be ignoring our civic duty if we didn’t bring your daily dose of Aaron Imholte coping about his missing wife April Imholte, and losing his mind over his haters and the goal. How long will this guy continue to spaz out at the very people that support him and his insane fantasy to be behind a microphone for a living. Glitter and Lasers heads out on the water to see if she can float. What happens when a fat girl at sea can’t fit in to the bathroom? I know a bunch of fish and sea turtles that don’t want to find out. The chat determines what kind of fat is acceptable and we coin a new term, “normal fat.” We take Training Tuesday back to where it started with a visit to America’s most dangerous breakfast spot, Waffle House.

Another week and another round of half-hearted attempts at improving a crumbling program. Aaron Imholte is at a loss without his lady and he’s winning so much, and his show is growing so well that he is changing things left and right. Patrick always says nothing is funnier than when a lolcow actually tries to do something, and last nights Members Only program from the Steel Toe whatever show minus April Imholte. Mersh has a new clipper that expertly captured a recent meltdown from the poor Florida streamer. Is Summer Sinclair trying to get fame or just a few dollars from her recent appearance in a couple of fake reality viral videos. Who makes this kind of crap content and how did they find Summer?

Patrick is here on a Friday night to continue watching the appearance of Jesse PS from PodAwful as he attempts to navigate the muddy waters of St.Cloud Minnesota. Jesse mostly plays with Aaron, trolling him with confusing narratives about Opie and Anthony and his missing wife. Aside from hammering Aaron with the same truth bombs that the rest of the internet has been screaming at the weak-chinned non-man for over a year. Let's watch a troll mess with a man who thinks he is beyond trolling and see what happens.

Join Patrick for a late night catch up show, where Patrick apologizes for his inconsistent schedule due to a lot of the logistical stuff going on with Hackamania. Is Bob Levy on the outs with the Shuli network? Is this just another work to fool Kevin Brennan in to showing his spiteful nature? Is BOB solo now or is he looking for new partners? Kevin Brennan gets another year older, but his cold sore is still under two months young. Aaron Imholte is definitely coping witha new single life, and fantasizes about teaming up with Patrick for shows and even absconding to Las Vegas to Hackamania. Will Mooby have the balls to show?

Patrick is recovering from a headache that could choke a donkey. That doesn’t mean anything. Don’t overthink it. Let’s check out the latest version of MLC and try to figure out what this show has become. It’s the last day of April and we need to make our nut. There’s four squares left on the wall and daddy needs to hit the goal! Stuttering John and Kate Meaney are on a fantasy world where Patrick is about to get arrested for some imagined crime at any moment. John is wasted and has seems to have pink eye from wiping with his hands before snacking. We check out the imagined new jobs for April Imholte aka April Anderson now that she’s out of the Steel Toe business.

Aaron Imholte can’t stop declaring himself a winner over and over again. After a hard drive crash, a lack of backups, and little-to-no technical knowledge, the Minnesota luddite tries to get a show going with Keanu for almost forty-five minutes. We take a closer look at Aaron and April Imholte and their friendships with other streamers. There’s a new Mersh clipper in town, and he’s arrived at just ther right time. Things are not going well over at Captain Fatty’s Kitten Castle, and he’s taken to yelling at sponsors and his godfathers at Rumble about his treatment and his recent stress about paying taxes. For a winner, Mersh certainly is always in constant financial panic.

We are really doing it, and this is the truth. I have seen the mystery clouded by a greedy sleuth. We are in the trenches, the wildlings are on the mend. Come with me to NLO town, take my hand, good friend. Aaron Imholte convinces himself he isn’t a bad guy, he might have lost his edge, and so much more nonsense.

Five minutes after Patrick did a show with Pat Dixon on Tuesday night, all hell broke loose and Patrick’s network went down again. No one can be blamed for not believing Patrick and his internet troubles. It’s becoming predictable and ridiculous. Thanks the hexadecimal heavens that Steel Toe is also having a rocky time this week, and this time we aren’t just talking about missed goals and embarrassing tech gaffs. Come catch up with Patrick, whose voice is not doing well, on this late Friday show.

It’s been weeks since we’ve checked in on Uncle Kevin Brennan, Neal Brenann’s less successful brother and once-wannabe wacky physical comic. Kevin’s podcast is entering a new phase. The self-production and lack of punctuality were already causing fans to become irritable, but how will the new crop of MLC clueless comics fare in the colosseum that is the MLC revolving door. Let’s watch Kevin Brennan go over weeks-old clips and renew his anger while regurgitating stories to one of the most giggly, fake-laughing open mic-stresses that has slid across the NLO console in quite awhile. Come taunt this mans wife!