It’s a CLASSIC SUMMER Wednesday and Patrick is here to help you over the hump! And you’ve picked an excellent show to not miss, because this one has some twists and turns you can’t even begin to believe. Ray DeVito has let the Bud Light eat in to his brain if he thinks he knows his labia from his laptop. Michael Ray Bower gives a very long and sad auction update. Patrick gets a job interview at Facebook. Little Lemmi is letting her Steel Toe mod power trip flare up again as Aaron cannot seem to reach 10k subscribers to save his life.

It’s Tuesday and Patrick has had another horrific night of sleep, but he’s such a show soldier that he’s here for you anyway. We have some big things coming up this week and you’re probably going to want to listen. Las Vegas comedian Casper ThaGhost has a new podcast and he’s been very sneaky about it. Butch Bradley has a friend with a dream. Patrick owes Suli an apology, but he also manages to work in some digs at the same time. Aaron Imholte gets caught up in a big flex while coping with his inability to hit 10K subscribers.

Come relax and make Fridays Fridays again! Join Patrick as we learn about Micheal Ray Bower's newly-announced memnto auction! What treasures will DonkeyLips have in store for us? How much is he going to earn? What red-hot collectible will hit the auction block first? We are dying to know the answers to these questions and more. Stick around for the premiere of Dillion Dilligaf's new film Hell's Coming For You, an interview with Ryan Bourassa, an attempt to laugh at Mike Bochetti, and a fantastic new recipe for a crunchy snack from our favorite e-chef, Simply Sara.

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It’s Friday and you should stand up and try to reach some part of your back to pat it for making it through this one. Patrick briefly recaps the latest from everybody’s favorite sauced soothsayer, Chad Zumock. Ski Mark and Lil Mir get in to a fight which prompts Patrick to see a bigger trend. Ask yourself to imagine other rooms and areas in David Skarica aka Addicted to Profits Bahamian homestead and commit them to an everlasting piece of art. And finally, you won’t believe the tweets Patrick seen…

Patrick wishes he could move on from stupid Aaron Imholte and his insane Steel Toe Morning Show, but he won’t be satisfied until it’s undeniable that Patrick is the king of morning drive! The delusion is so strong with this couple that it’s bound to boil soon. We watch several clips of Mooby and the Scrimp in full-on denial about his freestyling skills, his continued harassment of Chad Zumock, and the constant gaslighting the couple inflict on their fanbase. We watch an awkward exchange where Aaron once again sexualizes his partner, and calls her a cock whore to save himself from embarrassment of having a low libido. The internet drops out and Patrick has to soldier on and finish the show without the beloved chatters.

Summer is here! I mean here in Las Vegas. Summer Sinclair, the famous actress and comedian. She has a fresh set you need to see. Chad Zumock is chugging around Tampa with a selfie stick and ring light, completely oblivious. He reveals yet another merch mogul has turned their back on him, as well as other lies he totally cucked everyone with. We have some good old-fashioned fun watching a rap battle. Michel Ray Bower is selling off some of his clutter from his toilet. Addicted to Profits may actually be really bad guy. Don’t miss today’s show!

Everyone’s favorite baby David Skarica aka Addicted to Profits couldn’t last a few hours before calling Patrick an idiot on another show he was on while discussing another show he wants to start. Crazy how involved and non involved this “fan” wants to be in this universe, eh? KC Armstrong might be losing it before our eyes. Will Geno Bisconte come on NLO? What’s this about Chad wanting to reconcile will Patrick now? Steel Toe seems to be a big fan of Nobody Likes Onions and doesn’t seem to be able to stop himself from allowing Patrick to shape his show.

Chad Zumock takes to the internet in another unhinged and possibly intoxicated rant. This time there's lots of panic yelling, fake toughness, and even a chair being thrown around! Chad pretends everything he has done so far has been a big prank on you, me and everyone else. Chad gets over on everybody else because they're so dumb. You guys are all idiots.

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It's been a great day in the Onionverse. Patrick's album debuted at number one on the iTunes charts, and people seem to be generally enjoying it. Misery Loves Company was amazing today, with both Bob Levy and Kevin Brennan joining the pile-on of Addicted to Profits main man David Skarica, who has been having complete meltdowns over Patrick, a gray steak, and his apparent control issues. Will everyone laughing collectively make David see the error of his ways? Will Lil Mir ever be a musical powerhouse? We explore some music and some documentaries to find out what makes these weird fans tick. Enjoy!

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It’s FRIDAY and Patrick’s new album WE HAVE FUN is available! Help get it to number ne in the iTunes Charts by buying a copy today! Patrick has been to court, hence the unannounced absence yesterday. Patrick will be spilling the beans on exactly who his courtroom nemesis is and what went down during this insane exchange. Chad Zumock has seemingly allowed the alcohol in his brain to take the driver’s seat all the way to his hell gig in the middle of Georgia. Patrick gives his stale take on the Wednesday incident. You won’t want to miss this historical episode of the Nobody Likes Onions program.