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Patrick wants today to be a fresh start and have some positivity injected in to a week of animosity and mean-spirited remarks. Patrick has a message for Joey C and his wife in the name of positivity and a truce going forward. We’re limiting the Ray content to one hour today in the name of positivity! Join in the fun and help design some new merch that you think Ray will definitely hate. But do it in the name of positivity!

There’s a new AI voice that is sure to be a hit wit the fans. The P.O. Box has a new desk accessory for Patrick to utilize on the show. Is Shuli stealing an idea from Patrick again? Are art contest Fridays at the Shuli network a coincidence? Comedian Ray Devito lives in a world of logic that even he can’t understand. After over a week of being told by every comedian he knows, as well as his trusted non-comedian friends, that his controversial Raytards shirts would not cause him any career issues, Ray decides to finally agree after talking to another comedian who is less-experinced and familiar with the situation.Thanks for helping, Joe List! Joey C and his wife are mad about something, but we can’t tell what. Both Joey C and Ray have received news from the doctor that they are prone to anxiety attacks and need to take it easy. Today’s show is sure to help remedy whatever ails them.

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Patrick couldn’t go live this morning because of Cox and their lousy internet service. But the outage has been rectified and after MLC Patrick wants to make things right. Come on down and chill on this final day of July, as we say goodby to fireworks, rip down any remaining PRIDE posters from June we may have misses, and throw some Ray DeVito on the grill.

It’s Friday and we’re going to be combing through your memes and drops to see what beams and pops! Ray Devito has a startling show that must be watch almost in its entirety and why wouldn’t we? Chad Zumock might be wearing makeup. The trolls are reacting in weird ways. We have some nutty fans. E-Rock proves his incompetence once more in a Compound Media clip with Anthony Cumia and Dave Landau. Plans for the 24-hour show get discussed and finalized.

It’s Thursday, and that means you’re probably going to make it to the weekend, you lucky duck! Patrick has received an insane request from Ray regarding his new merch. Ray continues to perpetuate the myth that he’s a superior jokesmith while simultaneously hurling the lazy insult “fatty Patty” repeatedly. Atlantic City is heating up and someone is definitely going to get hurt. Drunk on Cringe is way worse than we could have ever thought. Patrick reviews Rustic Cuts latest chunk of cow to make it to his plate.

It’s Tuesday and Patrick is confident that things will work better on the technical front today. Will there be glitches and issues? Most likely. Is the AI voice chat too tinny for some listeners? No doubt. Patrick yells and screams for the fans of the chaos. Bubba the Love Sponge calls out Alex Stein and Shuli Egar of The Shuli Network for disrespecting his program and not recognizing his superior broadcasting skills. It sounds like it may be a big misunderstanding. Why is Bubba defending himself against these guys? Is Shuli a member of a cult that believes in demons and crystals and other weird stuff? It’s possible. Patrick gets a curse from a caller. We watch Ming Chen from Comic Book Men do standup for the first time.

He crashed and burned Friday night, and Patrick is here to tell the full tale of how to turn a disaster in to an opportunity! Come on in and hear a heroic tale of a program being rebuilt from scratch. Better. Stronger. Probably the same speed. Is Patrick quitting the MLC podcast today? The rumors are swirling like mad! Steel Toe is losing listeners faster than he is losing money, and it’s hard to tell which is having a larger effect. Patrick briefly addresses the dabble verse. KC Armstrong has been acting strange for weeks, but these recent shows are concerning. Plus we make up for Friday’s art contest that never was and announce this weeks contest!

It’s been nearly two months since Patrick was served papers for a hearing at his home while broadcasting live. After the hearing, Patrick revealed that it was comedian Butch Bradley who was attempting to obtain an order of protection because he and his salsa-making girlfriend were allegedly in fear for their lives. Come join Patrick today in the first ever screening of the courtroom tapes from that hearing, and marvel at the number of lies told to a judge under oath. The cringe is real, and it’s thick. You’ll wonder how one human being can be so unable to comprehend the law, simple language, and how anything in this world works.

Patrick kicks of the show meltdown style yelling and screaming about whatever his perception of reality is and why everyone else is probably broken and wrong. Ray has some anger for Patrick and his latest prank promotion. Everyone is sending packages to the Comedy Cellar in NYC to inconvenience and perturb Ray Devito. What will this mean for Patrick’s booming standup comedy career. The savages in the whateververse are being very mean to Aerie Jane and trying to slide in to her DM’s and more. Will she subject herself to the public anxiety of Ray and his world of weirdo fans in Atlantic City? Will Pat Dixon wax that white witch? Patrick has been urged to examine Access Consciousness, which is alleged to be the cult of Shuli and his network. Is it a cult? Are they just selling books? Is this a self-help seminar? Is it pretty much scientology? isn’t normal religion weird, too? Patrick gets urged and paid by a fan to put a 24-hour stream on the books. Bonus ending – we watch Steel Toe miss their goal again after a new racist and super-cringe hype train segment.