NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

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  • NLO 1461: Kevin Don’t Sell Tickets!

    Patrick has a problem with several men on the internet and wants to talk to you about it. Recently, the brother of one comedian and the son of another have been leveling threats at Patrick. Whatever needs to be said shall be said tonight. Kevin Brennan is mad and Patrick isn’t going to stand for it. After a recent show, Intenret rabblerouser Bexks has clipped a piece of a show where Patrick was talking about not inviting Kevin to the Vegas meetup. Apparently Kevin got wind of it and went on a verbal rant about it on the latest MLC. Thai Rivera is having a bad time in Austin and this time is almost cost him everything. Some of the Vegas locals we know and love have gotten together to collaborate on a project and it’s really good. They’re doing a great job. It’s really going to be something. No, really.
    3 hr 37 min
  • MEMBERS ONLY – March 24, 2023
    It's Friday and Patrick has a special show just for channel supporters that you aren't going to want to miss out on! Patrick is concerned about Michael Ray Bower and his recent videos which seem to indicate that he doesn't really have a good place to sleep at night, and we confirm it by revisiting his old Bower bachelor box apartment tour. We take a preview look at Zach Halverson, who is destined to be the new floating second mic at the Steel Toe Morning Show. Zach seems to suck at comedy, singing Christian rock songs, and also being straight. That's right - Aaron Imholte's new funny man is gay, and that could spell trouble for Aaron Imholte, who loves using that word as a slur.
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    2 hr 1 min
  • NLO 1460: Rodney Wayne’s World

    Can we just step outside the circle of Aaron Imholte, his flabby little moobs, his sad young wife, and his insane impression of a 2006 radio show for a few minutes? We have a local comedian here in Las Vegas who needs his diaper changed real quick. Rodney Wayne is a tough-talking beta boi who gets real shy when confronted by actual professional comedians about his completely garbage comedy. This guys needs to quit and go spend time with his family – it’s not going to work out for this full-grown chode of a man. Chad Zumock likes to talk and we should clear that up real quick. Donkey Lips aka Michael Ray Bower is doing a lot of thinking on the toilet and the thoughts are super basic. Check out tonight’s aftershow for even more insanity and gossip, as well as a check in with one of our favorite dummies.
    3 hr 2 min
  • NLO 1459: No Bribes Please

    Patrick tries to report on the normal topics and operations as the battle between Steel Toe Morning Show and comedian Chad Zumock begin to heat up. Moody has whipped up some new AI voice tools for the chat, but they work about as well as everything else around here. Jimmy Kimmel’s comedy club here in Vegas admits to booking just anyone and not vetting the people on it’s stage whatsoever. Edwin San Juan, local headliner and shy man, begins to slowly break free of his shackles of silence and correct the wrongs he sees in the Las Vegas comedy scene. Kitty Pineapple is bad for Filipino comedians. Komedian Wayne seems like a giant dope. A brief history of Laugh After Dark versus Notoriety Live and how Angie Krum is betraying her pals. Patrick was offered a bribe to sweep the Butch Bradley stuff under the rug and take down the website, and that goes about as well as you’d think.
    2 hr 25 min
  • NLO 1458: Colonel Slanders

    Patrick must have gotten a good night’s sleep, because he’s downright cherubic at the outset of this show, complimenting the good nature of people like Big Irish Jay for good deeds gone unnoticed. It makes Jay uncomfortable, but isn’t balance important? Patrick also shines some light on Johnny Brim and AJ Rivera who seem to be running a great show on Friday nights here in Las Vegas. Josh Denny can’t interact with his own chat during live shows. The World Series of Comedy is gearing back up and LA Comedy Club can’t jump fast enough to be a part of this low-tier comedian grift-fest. They’ve dragged their new venue at The OYO casino in to it, where Laugh After Dark will be slumming it for their new residency starting this weekend. Penny Prince and Patrick alternate with dueling Summer Sinclair impressions as we watch her latest insane performance. Diaz Mackie calls in and acts strange. More teasing of women comedians, respect for the older comics, and general commentary on the lack of awareness in the local scene. There’s several tangents, stories, and comedy packed in to this one, so just watch it all.
    2 hr 14 min
  • NLO 1457: Females Ain’t Funny

    Patrick is back with a satirical show that’s sure to sooth your succulents. If you aren’t a cactus person, you’ll probably still enjoy it. Patrick has ideas for how to really make Valentine’s Day pop by changing things up the day before. He’s had about enough of women thinking they’re equal or funny and he’s going to recalibrate their tiny brains in this episode. Patrick makes an earnest plea for support of the program after crapping all over half the audience. We get a live report from a show where apparently some comedy thievery is afoot. The truth about Jozalyn Sharp finally comes out, just days before her album. Comedians from far corners of nowhere are taking out insane ads on Facebook. We look at an all-women local show and draw conclusions based on Summer Sinclair being listed on the lineup. Improv comedy is still bad and weird. Did you watch the roast of Mr. Peanut? Tim Chizmar joins us, we run out of time to talk about Jill Carlson again, and we find the worst kind of ASMR your little amygdala can handle.






































    1 hr 41 min
  • NLO 1456: Killing The Beef

    The producers of Laugh After Dark along with host Charlie Wilson have graciously offered to assist Patrick in making Butch Bradley look like a complete out-of-it dope for all the internet to see! The Laugh After Dark producers are starting a podcast segment called Kill The Beef, where they are inviting comedians with issues in the community to come in and work them out. Patrick jumped at this chance to call Butch Bradley out on the mat to crush this situation. Will Butch respond? Will he tell the LAD peeps that he can’t do it? Edwin San Juan pops in the chat to explain his lack of trust of Butch, and also reiterated that if Patrick was making false claims about him, he would definitely come to the table to work it out. Patrick is excited either way, for the opportunity of sitting down with Butch to work this out, or for the world to see him decline to squash a beef that he is most certainly guilty of perpetuating. Don’t miss this show where Patrick talks MAD SHIT about everyone! He’s so crazy and mean!



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    AFTERSHOW for OVERDOSE Members only – watch Butch act like a maniac on stage in 2015 when Patrick was working with him – we have the lost tapes! Patrick shows a bunch of his own cringe comedy to the chat audience and want to hide under the table. Don’t miss the second half of the show!
    1 hr 37 min
  • NLO 1455: DILLIGAF

    Patrick begins the show with a very serious apology to some very special members of the comedy community in Las Vegas. Patrick may have misdirected some of his ire. Tonight we examine the world of Jack Spear, aka Dillion Dilligaf, aka Tim Chizmar’s hero. Dilligaf is the creator and one of the major causes of failure of The Blue Zone Comedy Tour, amongst other awful projects. He’s also starring in a movie about a violent and murderous disable military vet with severe problems negotiating the world. Dilligaf and Chizmar are advertising their Blue Zone Comedy show as the kickoff to a tour with the BEST comedians in the WORLD, and so much more. None of it is true, and these two dorks are super upset that Patrick spoke up. You won’t believe how deep the rabbit hole goes! Dave Stevens is helping Dilligaf fleece fives of unsuspecting seniors in to buying a ticket to this evening of craptacular comedy. And this isn’t the only grift these guys are involved in. Kitty Pineapple has a “dark passenger” named Lance and she doesn’t want you to know! Patrick also catches up on Michael Ray Bower with his latest video announcing merch and a podcast and a paid membership club! Tonight is full of idiots and projects that are sure to go nowhere!
    2 hr 36 min
  • NLO 1454: Kitty Can’t Cope

    It’s full-on winter here in Las Vegas, and word is that Kitty Pineapple aka David Lee aka Kawika aka Lance aka Kitty Adam’s Apple is alone out there on these streets! Despite Patrick ignoring Kitty’s repeated DMs, and not even mentioning her in almost two weeks, he can’t help himself by posting continual content desperately trying to convince everyone that he’s ok and not bothered at all by the recent revelations of his truth. Sound familiar? Wait until you see what Kitty David Kawika reveals in this show! It’s abuse on a whole new level! The depresh is real and you need to knock it off. Patrick smoked a turkey like a king. Thai Rivera is posting some insane new stuff as well. The Las Vegas comedy scene has more delusions leaking from every squirrelly bar hosting a comedy night. Adam Dominguez promises you quality merch, and that’s how Patrick instantly knew it wasn’t. The Wayans brothers have a new scam where they make almost twice as much on comedy apparel as the comedians selling them. We’ve got the pics. We’ve got the files. We’ve got the proof. This one’s a banger!


























    4 hr 23 min
  • NLO 1453: Headliners & Hoodwinks

    The Las Vegas comedy scene is unique. Whether it’s the tendency of shows to be shorter, allowing comedians with less material to “move up” before they’re ready, or the mystique of being on stages meters away from icons and superstars, there is a level of delusion and flippant disrespect for both the art form and the process by which one becomes great. Patrick recently attended a night of programming at Jimmy Kimmel’s Comedy Club programmed by Adam Dominguez that was not only insanely disappointing, but indicative of several larger issues in this city. Every comedian who does fifteen minutes in a strip mall bar in Las Vegas thinks they are a headliner and have a fan base. Ever confused dummy with a day job is convinced they’re a viral video superstar, regardless of the number of likes and comments on every post they fling at the web. And everyone producing a show seems to be filling their lineups with untalented shills who can possibly reciprocate a favor or another mediocre booking. Where does it stop? Why does everyone seem to be obsessed with looking like a talent than being one? And why are most of the clubs and other comedians in town not only ignoring it, but perpetuating the nonsense?
    3 hr 51 min

About NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

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For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world,…

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