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Landry Miller joins Patrick and Roy Johnson from Tulsa, Oklahoma. Landry is a young comedian who, in addition to hosting the shows at the club for the week, prides himself on being simultaneously too good and not good enough for everyone else in the world. Landry started comedy at age twelve while branching out from magic, and Roy and Patrick are fascinated by him for some reason. Roy’s friend Jeff also joins us to talk about his teaching techniques. We read some comment cards from the club, try to get Landry to do a Seinfeld impression, and much more.

 

Comedian Mike Cronin joins Patrick and Roy Johnson in Tulsa, Oklahoma. We talk about everything that has happened thus far in the week, including some drunk and rowdy audience members, as well as Patrick making out with an old cougar. Mike makes a confusing joke, and Roy explains to us exactly what goes on in his comedy classes. Patrick is upset that Roy seems to have warned everyone that he’s an asshole, and is also fascinated by an order for Patrick not to have sex with a certain friend and employee. Lots of stuff covered in this one.

 

Patrick is joined by former regular cohost Roy Johnson in Tulsa, Oklahoma to do some comedy shows. Oklahoma is like another planet where everyone is super religious and they take it pretty seriously. Roy’s friend and comedian Lacey Hunt joins as well to get drunk and talk about her affair with a married man as well as the rest of her sordid past. She may or may not be very overweight. Curt Fletcher, another local comedian and Zoot Suit Riot fan joins in as well. We walk down memory lane with Roy, find out when Wolf of Wall Street came out, and so much more.

 

Patrick is off to Tulsa to do some shows and Mikey is preparing to return home to Edinburgh. We recap the last few days of the Super Bowl weekend by telling you all the latest weird things the members of the Queefsquad are up to. We have an intervention for people who do drugs but don’t enjoy drugs. Penn and Teller aren’t doing a good show right now, and we’re embarrassed to have seen it. Patrick still plans to quit smoking because Mikey is puffing away. We have invented a new movie game. Patrick may or may not have malaria after displaying many of the symptoms.

 

Super Bowl Sunday is here and Shooby has landed in Las Vegas. Edinburgh Mikey joins to talk about Super Bowl predictions, bets and how much money companies are paying to be a part of this shit show. We turn Shooby on to Demolition Man, and contemplate a visit to the best Taco Bell in the world, allegedly. Patrick recaps the weird events of the weekend, including all of the drama going on at the Queefhaus. Finally, Patrick has a real shit caper on his hands, and needs your help.

 

It’s Super Bowl weekend and there’s a lot of weirdo NLO fans wandering Vegas. This show attempts to catch people up with where Patrick has been and some of the stories from overseas. We also dive in to some of the drama already settling in the Queefhaus, a shady AirBnB rented by Wes and a few other of the die-hard nuts, the Queefsquad. Patrick thinks smoking is disgusting. Steve Curran smokes half a pack of cigarettes an hour. We try to fix some of the world’s problems on a grand scale.

 

Comedians Tommy Sinbazo and Erik Woodworth join Patrick from Djibouti, Africa. Patrick and Erik are relieved after venturing out in Nairobi, Kenya and feeling like everyone they met was out to kill, rob or rape them. From trying to sell you bogus cab rides to packages for safaris, the Kenyans do not see many white people and they were a little too eager to help. We break all the rules in Kuwait, and find out what soldiers do in their spare time to base bathroom facilities. Enjoy!

 

Comedian James Hesky and Shooby meet up with Patrick in NYC for one of the first shows of 2018. Shooby is fresh off the boat from his fourth Holy Ship attendance, the annual maritime EDM orgy that he attends in the Caribbean. His friend from Florida is also sitting in with us to provide some perspective. Hesky has invited us in to his home, and we are getting drunk off of bourbon while we look at the bowling trophies he’s won at family reunions. Patrick is off to the Middle East and Africa to do comedy.

 

Comedian Matt Markman joins Patrick for a late night Saturday show. Patrick has been battling being sick again, and is sick of it, especially before a trip to the Middle East and Africa. It will take everything medical science has to avoid Malaria. Little Caesars is selling hot an ready pizzas for five dollars, and we call then to find out more. Matt explains what it takes to be a dad around Christmas time. Patrick debates becoming a completely willy comedian and never offending anyone again.

 

Fan favorite host and blast from the past Chef joins Patrick in studio for a pre-Christmas show. Chef was in town to watch the Tampa Bay Lightning lose to the Las Vegas Golden Knights. We also have been running around and playing poker in Vegas like the old days. Chef has pivoted in to a career where he helps people baby proof their homes, and Patrick seeks some advice on that front. Patrick gets a Christmas delivery. Chef hates tiny toilets, and so much more. It’s like the old days again.