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Patrick sits down in London with comedian Frank Cassidy to talk about a bunch of tasteless ideas. We get in to a weird discussion about Jews and Gypsies somehow, and whether or not a religion can be a race, and vice versa. Patrick comes up with an idea for the best reality show England has […]

Recorded in London, Patrick sits down with comedians Nick Dixon and Francis Foster. Nick lives north of London. Like, really north of London. Buses on buses on buses. But that’s where you’d expect to find a star of his caliber, as we find out in this show. After a very cursory introduction, we talk all […]

Comedian Jenny Zigrino sits in for todays show to talk a lot about Bill Cosby. And consent. And what women really want. It’s another scorcher in NYC, and Patrick talks to Jenny about their recent experiences working together in Tampa a couple weeks ago. As much as we try to get in to some kind […]

It’s midnight in NYC, and comedians everywhere are gathering to podcast out of the midday sun. James Hesky joins Patrick in the studio for a late night of tangents and drinking while plagued with technical issues. Patrick recaps his shows in Florida, doing lots of drugs and partying like a rock star, and losing his […]

Comedians Will Watkins and James Hesky are braving the NYC heat to hang out today. New York is boiling hot, and our studio has no windows or air conditioning and tons of equipment, so its boiling. Will and Patrick recount a story about working with a comedy legend who didn’t exactly treat everyone with kindness. […]

Patrick in in the studio solo this morning capping off a bunch of news we haven’t really discussed. Just a month before heading off to the UK, terrorism is popping off. Patrick talks about idiots who go to their old employer and shoot up their workplaces. Who knew how many fans are drone dorks? Comedians […]

The man, the myth, the legend is here – Kyle Legacy joins us on his adventures. Kyle was on the show back in August in Edinburgh, and is now making his way through the United States doing shows, getting buckets, and pretending he isn’t homeless. We talk in far too much detail about eggs and […]

Mikala graces us with her presence, and for the first time her phone isn’t cracked. Patrick is jealous that Mikala is getting recognized from the show out at comedy clubs. We take a look at a show where a comedian on mushrooms punches a saxophonist on stage. Fidget spinners are the newest thing to cure […]

James Hesky and English fan Bob sit in for Shooby’s last show in NYC! Shooby is off to San Francisco on a cross-country train journey to begin his new life working for Uber. We look back at some of the best Shooby memories in New York, and reveal some new ones. Long-time NLO fan Bob […]

Shooby joins the show with some big news. The future of the NLO universe is up in the air as we weigh our options. Uber is facing some big public relations nightmares including allegedly spying on users and illegally using Lyft internal data, as well as being sued by Google for stealing some self-driving car […]