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Comedian and weed expert Chris Gardner is in the studio with some big accusations. Apparently there may be a giant weed coverup going on, and Patrick doesn’t know anything about how to pack bowls. This show is heavily reliant on transgender news and topics, from some Caitlyn Jenner bombshells to a Heineken ad tricking people […]

It’s Friday and we’re drinking and talking about a ton of crap today. James Hesky joins in to run the gauntlet of emotions from elated to super-uncomfortable. We catch up on some major news this week, including the firing of harassment-flinging Fox talk show host Bill O’Reilly. A fifty-year-old teacher from Tennessee ran off with […]

Shooby sits in for this almost-warm Monday night show. Patrick bought a new router but didn’t need to. We examine an internet art museum by a passive-aggressive roommate. Patrick almost falls for a fake news story but gets sucked into a YouTube hole of postal education videos. In several different languages. We get an update […]

Patrick is back with a show to defy the lethargy he has felt about shows lately. Call it laziness if you want, but the state of the world is in shambles and you should probably move on past shows. One of our most lovable fans gets fired from his job. A bunch of our dorkiest […]

If ever there was a drunk show, this is one of the drunkest. James Hesky joins in to shake his head disapprovingly of Patrick’s rantings on everything from Trump blow jobs to Nazis that maybe weren’t so bad after all. We talk about the latest drama in our ongoing podcast war with Mike David. We […]

Comedian Eli Nary returns to the show to finish telling us the story of his breakup. Superfan Nate joins the show as the audience for the day, and he also helps Patrick out with some comedy medicine. Eli and Patrick argue over intelligence in our recent presidents, and then Eli begins to tell one of […]

Patrick is in Boise, Idaho doing comedy shows for some mountain people. Joining Patrick on this show is Ohio comedian Keith Bergman, who tells us all a harrowing tale of how he came to have pig parts and other robot contraptions put in his heart. It’s got everything you could want from a story, including […]

Patrick does a late night drunk show with Edinburgh Mikey and fans. And when we say drunk, we mean drunk. It’s almost 5am in Edinburgh and we’ve been drinking beer and whisky since about 8pm. Mikey is under fire for having the most unproductive day off ever. We find out what it’s like to be […]

Patrick does a show with Sean in cold and rainy Liverpool, England. We talk about everything from the insane wind and rain plaguing this God-forsaken city to Uber and how their drivers in London are turning into real dicks. Patrick has his own suite at Sean’s house now, but it will soon be occupied by […]

Steve Curran, Superfan and PayPig extraordinaire, joins us for this show recorded in Las Vegas. Patrick is too full of barbecue to really do any kind of show of substance. The worst thing that can happen at an airport happens to Patrick. Well, the worst thing besides fisting. Steve booked a really bad flight home […]